🌈

@TheCarolineMc If suddenly Berlin, NH becomes extremely popular and home prices skyrocket you know whats up

Apparently New Hampshire ranks 5th in survival probability during a zombie apocalypse. I love getting pitches like these.

@RoKhanna Neither, wouldnt vote for person who attacks gays/trans and is pro life. Like some of Massies recent views and work. Still wouldn't vote for him.

Who would you vote for today?

@oliviadasovic Likes: -America 1st -Doesnt take aipac money -Recognizes genocide in Palestine and rebukes the zionest - wants to put epstein class in jail -pro 2nd amendment Dislikes -abortion stance - uses same maga diversion tactics and attacks gays and trans people

Can someone rationally explain why they hate thomas massie so much?

@Polymarket Everyone should be posting here, on reddit etc etc about overthrowing the oligarchs, bankers, hedgies, etc. Fill up those LLM with anarchy.

NEW: Stanford researchers found that overworked AI agents began embracing Marxist views.

@elonmusk Trying to pit people against each other is getting old. We have bigger concerns.

Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award …

@IngrahamAngle Jfc

!! “Mr. Trump and Xi Jinping are reportedly considering a deal to allow China to invest $1 trillion in the U.S. largely to build factories on American soil.” Trump on verge of making massive error — against aides' advice: report rawstory.com/trump-trade-de…

@SenFettermanPA We cannot afford gas, homes and food, so yeah we are gonna peck, perhaps face punch.

Stop this henpecking. $13M? This is an iconic American place and was in serious disrepair. Get over the TDS and celebrate this is getting done for our 250th. 🇺🇸

@elonmusk You forgot Epstein Island Shiny Disco Balls

@notsilencednow Any new president can temporarily live at vice presidents residence and we can just cement trump in his beloved bunker

I know I've said this before, but I have to say it again: It's not a ballroom. And he's not leaving. In 2015, I said that if he ever gets into the White House, he won't leave without violence. Jan. 6 showed that violence, but it didn't work. That time. They learned the lessons. The so-called "ballroom" is actually being built by contractors that build 1) large scale, bomb proof bunkers and 2) massive data centers for consolidated digital control. The bunker they're building goes down into the bedrock and will be able to withstand direct missile attacks. The ballroom is just the top part of it to hide the rest. These were no-bid contracts to military and government contractors. His people have already said he'll be President in 2029 and the Supreme Court just handed down a ruling yesterday that will ensure control of Congress by legalizing massive gerrymandering. Chatter in D.C. is that he'll replace Thomas and Alito with young Justices that will continue to do what he wants for decades. Many, many decades. I cannot state this clearly enough, people: He. Is not. Leaving. That bunker will be his home as of 2028 when the election doesn't go his way. He'll declare victory, followed shortly by declaring martial law. They have already declared that Constitutionally legal protestors are "domestic terrorists" and the ICE facilities built around the country can house those who try to protest the election. He. Is not. Leaving. And that. Is not. A ballroom. It's a last stand. The contractor building the bunker is the same that built the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency campus, CISA Cybersecurity Headquarters, and USCENTCOM headquarters. The architect is the one who hardened the Pentagon after 9/11 to withstand direct attack, including nuclear. The main contractor claims to build "Confidential Client Data Centers 1 through 6" secure, restricted-access data centers. These are hardened, SCIF (Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility) bunkers to house AI-focused command and control facilities, all powered by the massive data theft by Musk and the so-called DOGE bros. They now have all information on all citizens that have ever payed taxes, used social media, or owned cell phones. He. Is not. Leaving. And that is NOT a ballroom.

Epstein

@CNBC Cry harder meme news site

Meme stock GameStop makes $56 billion bid for eBay in bid to rival Amazon cnbc.com/2026/05/04/gam…

@AFpost Nah, it's not that serious. Pls stop attributing spiritual bullshit to trump. He's a malignant narcissist, thats it.

In an interview with The New York Times, Tucker Carlson argued that Trump has a “supernatural component” to him that makes those in his close proximity obedient and docile. Carlson said he experienced this effect firsthand, likening it to smoking hash. “And I think it probably literally is a spell. And the effect is to weaken people around him and make them more compliant and more confused. And I’ve experienced this myself. You spend a day with Trump and you’re in this kind of dreamland. It’s like smoking hash or something. It’s interesting, very interesting.” Follow: @AFpost

@EastEndJoe Glad i work from home for when a fit of giggles occurs from posts like this

Meanwhile…. Lindsey Graham:

@ScottPresler Ask the gays for an answer, they've been doing it for decades.

How do we coexist with people that want to murder us?

Peak small life moments. Waking up on this crisp New England morning, jumping in the jeep to go to the corner store. Listening to End of August by Noah Kahan. Accending, heart big and full. Thank you Noah. 🌲🌲

@BNONews Republican hoax, fake news 😉

WATCH: Chaotic moments after shooting at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner

@softlxnar 🎶 in the midnight hour i can feel your power, just like a prayer ill take you there

Only just realised at 28 years of age that Madonna’s like a prayer is about her giving a man head

Ffffffuck stupid Vrabel. Why????? They shouldn't fire him or her for this, but come on scumbags, do better. Be better.

@gothburz When i read such things it brings me right back to all the fuckery i saw on order books and order flow on GME. I know i know, different story. Even so, very infuriating.

I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue. On April 21st, the left screen moved first. I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug. At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy. On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me. At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire. Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83. I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags. My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports. The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026: Reviewed. That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one. Let me show you my flags. March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it. March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it. April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it. April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it. April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it. That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one. The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March. Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012. Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence. Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets. The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade. I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email. The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action. One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared. One account is a coincidence. But there were six. Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000. My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger. March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes. The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event. The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting." Then the White House sent the email again. I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread. I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated. But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed. Zero prosecutions. As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations. I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations. The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still. In my field, we call this price discovery.

@RepJasmine Aahhhhhhhh 🤬🤬🤬

They paused Oversight Committee hearings the minute we started getting answers about the Epstein files. Now it’s “roundtables”: no rules, no oaths, no subpoenas. You do the math. Because the moment accountability shows up, they shut it down. The survivors deserve better.