Cody Raymond

@FedExHelp @FedEx look at your delivery driver yeeting my package. Thank God it wasnt fragile. That’s a 5 foot gap

me on twitter vs. me on linkedin

🚨BREAKING: Somebody is flying a plane with a banner that says, “Not a King. He’s your Daddy!” Classic.

Not pedophilia, not a genocide, not hundreds of thousands homeless but a DRUSKI skit is what got politicians angry enough to say something

Tiger Woods at 1pm on a Friday

2025 1ST ROUND PICK SETH HERNANDEZ COMES OUT THROWING 102 🔥 Max Clark was SHOOK 😂

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

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@AmericanDadLive Definitely not looking at your girlfriend but I am looking at your ass pinching those grey shorts

Day 1 of building an IRL ARC RAIDERS Hideout.

There’s a reason Paul Skenes resonates with so many people. Baseball fans respect the talent. Americans respect the patriotism. Service members respect the path he almost took. Originally, America was getting a soldier. Instead, it got an ace. 🫡 🇺🇸

@dractwitch You deserve it king

The streams lately have been absolutely unreal. Thank you to everyone thats been a part of this crazy ride

USA TO THE FINAL ONE MORE FOR THE WBC TITLE WHAT A VICTORY

From a Secret Service agent guarding President Trump: 🚨LATEST UPDATE | A Secret Service agent protecting Trump just said something that SHOCKED everyone: “Trump has RUINED me - I can never protect another President after him” - and before you think that’s criticism, wait until you hear what he actually MEANS by “ruined,” because his explanation about Trump is making the entire Secret Service agency emotional. Here’s what the agent meant by “Trump ruined me”: This Secret Service agent has protected multiple Presidents before Trump. He was trained professionally. Did his job perfectly. Protected each President the same way - with discipline, distance, and duty. Then he got assigned to protect Trump. And everything CHANGED. The agent explained: “Trump RUINED me for this job. Not because he’s difficult - but because he’s the OPPOSITE. Trump knows my NAME. Every other President called me ‘agent.’ Trump calls me by my actual name. Trump knows my WIFE’S name. My CHILDREN’S names. Asks about my son’s baseball games by name. Trump NOTICES when I’m tired after standing 8 hours and says ‘Sit down, you need rest.’ Trump orders EXTRA food during long days: ‘Make sure my guys eat first.’ Trump attended my FATHER’S FUNERAL when he passed. No cameras. No press. Just came to honor the man who raised the agent protecting him. After experiencing THIS - how can I go back to being called ‘agent’ by future Presidents? After Trump remembered my KIDS’ names, how can I protect someone who won’t even learn MY name? After Trump treated me like FAMILY, how can I go back to being treated like FURNITURE? Trump RUINED me. He raised the bar so high for how Presidents should treat Secret Service that I can NEVER accept the old standard again. That’s what I mean by ruined.” Here’s what this confession proves: Trump didn’t just earn Secret Service protection - he RUINED them for protecting anyone else because once you’re treated like FAMILY, you can’t go back to being equipment. 😭🛡️🇺🇸 Drop 🫡 and type: TRUMP RUINED THE STANDARD. Comment: Once treated like FAMILY, can’t go back to FURNITURE - that’s Trump’s effect. Share so people understand: “ruined” = highest compliment. Follow if raising standards inspires. Ruined for good! 🛡️😭💙🇺🇸

Truth bomb.

How cops are treated vs how they serve

2 legends and @PatMcAfeeShow !

Some heroes wear capes — Chief Aaron Edwards wears blue.

@libsoftiktok Man @libsoftiktok you guys move fast. Just sent this 🤪

BREAKING UPDATE: The teacher has RESIGNED Another one bites the dust!

The Steelers believe they have something in Will Howard as a potential future quarterback option, per @AdamSchefter. Pittsburgh wants Aaron Rodgers back next season, but they appear to have confidence in Howard as a contingency plan.