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Someone at last nights Spurs game texting: “A lot of crazy Hispanic fans. How can they afford it.”

@MorePerfectUS What a moron.

Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.

@fruitsnacks67 @flawlopaid You got it right. Well done.

@flawlopaid Look how before when he crosses to his right, he sets his defender up by taping his feet twice, selling the move left before he explodes to his right. I’ve been doing this move since I was 16-17 years old because of him

What is it dats hes doing differently from everyone else's crossover?? I promise u he got the highest put-in-a-blender-rate outta this move of all time and it looks mad simple

@flawlopaid It's the double tap of the left foot. It really sells the drive to the left so the crossover right works. This works on high level defenders with twitchy reflexes. In normal pickup games defenders react too slowly so the double tap doesnt really work well.

@jsnover Sinofsky showing up in the Epstein files is Silverlight's revenge.

#Microsoft and #Windows hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold. My blog: jsnover.com/blog/2026/03/1…

Let me tell you what they did. They removed the links on the Arlington Cemetery website of any person of color or woman who was a medal of honor recipient. The URL’s were appended with “DEI” to make it easier to find and remove. Why isn’t @elonmusk facing charges? Children died of starvation because of these monsters.

This is a technical story with stunning strategic implications. It is quite possible the US launched a massive war because Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff lacked the technical expertise to even understand what the Iranians were offering in negotiations. Absolute idiocy. ms.now/news/trump-ira…

@BiggLynch That was bad. Not as bad as throwing JB out but bad nonetheless.

What a shit call man…. He ran into him 🥴

@OffPeachtree @ShamsCharania A hood rat strip club is a cultural icon? They really have you brainwashed out there in the east coast. #EasternStandardTime

@ShamsCharania The result of people outside of Atlanta not understanding the true cultural icon that "Magic City" is. This is annoying and lame, glad we also stopped promoting betting and domestic abuse though... right?

The NBA has cancelled the Atlanta Hawks' Magic City game promotion on March 16.

@M1keyyTV @LegionHoops @AZX2R He's always been as healthy as he can ever be. I think balmer finally sat him down and said enough with the bullshit mfer. Im paying you to play so you better mfing play or im sending you back to Toronto.

@LegionHoops @AZX2R Credit Kawhi for staying healthy and putting out crazy numbers and Ty lue

Believe it or not: The Clippers started the season 6-21, and after tonight’s win, they’re now 32-32. What a turnaround.

@vstolbruin @SophiaLee42 @mcten This guy knows ball.

@SophiaLee42 @mcten And 12 beers. 100 3s, 12 beers, and humiliate at least 2 teammates.

JJ Redick says he would make 88 or 89 catch-and-shoot 3s out of a hundred in practice. How many would Luke Kennard make? “90 … I’d probably be just right above him”

@LoewKroy @ConnorEatsPants @PeteHegseth @DeptofWar

@ConnorEatsPants @PeteHegseth @DeptofWar Don't listen to him Mr. the Honarable Pete Hegseth, he's actually a double Muslim.

The @DeptofWar is proud to support our Law Enforcement partners on this important mission.

It's very clear that the Iranians have thought this through very carefully...

Los chinos no tienen cola de paja con nadie y largaron estos videos. Aquí se ve que están agotadas las defensas aéreas que los israelíes llamaban “domo de hierro” y entran todas las balas. No es viable esto para Tel Aviv.

Could have saved me a lot of time had it just lead with this 🤦‍♂️

@JulianChampagn2 your perimeter defense and defensive rebounding have improved significantly. You still have no handles but I can live with that now. It's amazing how one suprise monster dunk down the lane changed everything for you. Yeah, you know which dunk im talking about.

The leader of the free world

@unusual_whales TACO

BREAKING: Iran rejects cease-fire negotiations, says ready for U.S. ground invasion, per TIME

@righttimebomani I miss the organs and the trumpets. When they kick in in "The Return" forgetaboutit.

Bomani explains why Ridin’ Dirty is one of the best rap albums of all time 💯 “It’s hard to find anybody that ever smoked an album like Bun smoked that album start to finish.”

Rep. Jamie Raskin on the unredacted Epstein files: “Donald Trump’s name is all over these files… 17-yo girls, 16-yo girls, 14-yo girls, 11-yo girls, 10-yo girls… I saw a reference today to a 9-yo girl. It’s a really gruesome and grim story… in order to make progress on criminal investigation and prosecution, we need to listen to the survivors.” No one is above the law.