Noah

If Duran did this he’d be executed on the spot

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

Jake Paul: "If you don’t like ICE then you can’t call 911 when you’re in trouble" Me: If you didn't trust doctors during COVID then you can't see a doctor when you get a double broken jaw after you were knocked out during a boxing match.

BREAKING: ICE officials are reportedly worried that, if Congress requires ICE agents to unmask and wear identification, 75% of the agents will quit rather than be ostracised for the rest of their lives by family, friends, employers, and society.

Went to local chinese place. Asked for an eggroll with my order. She tells me "it comes with eggroll." I stand there dumbfounded like some prophecy was just fulfilled

@JeffPassan The greed they talk about in the Bible

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

67 reference on the broadcast

Not Tatum man 💔

ARE YOU KIDDING?!?! WILYER & CEDDANNE MAKE UNBELIEVABLE GRAB.

@Section10Pod Mayer and Anthony need to be called up from AAA next game

Sox are 22-23 on the season and just got swept for the first time this year. This is a safe space. How do you feel about this team? 💬

@wrldoftatum Bet

HERE. WE. GO. Starting a Knicks Celtics group chat right now. You MUST be a fan of either of these teams to be added. Reply to join.

@DSWood84 @DanKelley66 Bourne gets cut anyways if we trade for Moore

@DanKelley66 If I must throw the 106 pick there, which also has value albeit not as much, I'm not putting a player there. They can sweeten my coffee by throwing a player in, but I'm not offloading both a player and 106.

NFL Trade Proposal: #Patriots trade: No. 4 overall, No. 106, and WR Kendrick Bourne to Chicago #Bears trade: No. 10, No. 39, and WR D.J. Moore to New England — #NFLDraft #NFLDraft2025

The #Seahawks have their new QB: It’s Sam Darnold. The former #Vikings starter is finalizing a deal with Seattle, per The Insiders. He gets a 3-years deal worth nearly $100M, taking the place of Geno Smith. Darnold has been the favorite ever since the trade.

@TruckBon Allen, Bijan, chase, Amon ra, McBride is the correct lineup

yall got $15 who knows ball👀

@Patriots @DrakeMaye2 @DKSportsbook 🙏🙏

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This guy keeps calling Taco Bell asking them to "put a girl on" until the employees lost all their sanity 😭 😭

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WE WILL AVENGE JAYSON TATUM.

The champ is here 🏆 @jaytatum0 is your #NBA2K25 cover star! Follow @NBA2K and pre-order today! #BallOverEverything

We are currently witnessing either one of the greatest teams to ever exist in NBA history OR We are currently witnessing one of the greatest choke jobs to ever exist in NBA history That is what is at stake. There is no in-between. Deep breaths.