Cole

anthropic is STUPID they DOUBLE CHARGED ME and then BANNED MY ENTIRE ORGANIZATION ACCOUNT because i was SIMULATING THE NEURAL NETWORK OF SHRIMP and TORTURING IT FOR A BILLION YEARS

@neppy Magic cards bro.

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. So what are we actually supposed to buy right now?

@JUST_KAWS $AMPX

What’s a stock you hope dips so you can load more?

@goooonnney Stay the course dooney.

Down 2.8k

@rykidoo @justalexoki Amen.

@justalexoki Only Jesus Christ can do that

if you're so smart why haven't you saved the world yet

@Ashton_1nvests Fortnite

What is the most undervalued stock in the market right now?

@InvestingAddict @kenkoopa Idk why he had to be so mean.

@kenkoopa You are the one who is mean to me

$SOFI investors when they realize they would’ve made more money using the company’s own HYSA than holding the stock.

Diversifying doesn't always mean buying a different equity. Join me in buying pallets of sealed Magic the Gathering product. We'll be up 10-20% by EOY.

Turns out you can't trademark a band name if the band doesn't exist yet. Guys please don't make a band called Building Buildings, I'm freaking begging you guys pls save that name for me and my future band pls.

@autonomousxai @massive_com Sorry about that, my DMs are open now!

@ColeAtMassive @massive_com Hey Cole-thanks! That sounds great. Could you turn on your DMs or DM me so I can send you my email? Thanks again!

@massive_com when is your futures data going to be live? And any chance I can join the private beta?

@goooonnney Probably when I let that criminal go free and he killed my uncle ben.

what's your biggest regret?

$HIMS +10% today haha!

@kai28101 @massive_com @claudeai Hey there! Massive does have a ChatGPT plugin. I'll link a blogpost below to help you get started. massive.com/blog/polygon-p…

@massive_com @claudeai when for chatgpt? :D

Ask @claudeai Desktop to chart any ticker, and it pulls the data from Massive's market data connector. OHLCV bars for any timeframe. 1-minute to monthly. Equities, crypto, forex. Same request pattern every time. And - its free to start using.

@kinginvestings Borrowing money is almost always a bad move.

What’s the fastest way to destroy your finances?

We were not at the top.

@ZDTray 🙋‍♂️

Who’s loving this market right now?

This tool is unreal.

@idonotexistelol This is called throttling and it’s not your network’s fault. There are too many people trying to download it right now which is causing slow download speeds.

While everyone else has probably already jumped into crimson desert, my internet for some reason is significantly slower than usual and it's saying 3 hours to download 20 fuckin GB. My night has fully been ruined smh