Hingle McSkringle 🧀

@travtrav2131 @samjfranco So you’re gonna delete you’re tweet calling schilling a “man’s man” since you thinks he’s weird too then? Or does your word have zero meaning and you’re just saying pointless shit just to cause a reaction

@samjfranco Okay so he’s weird too then. I think adults playing video games so much is odd. Who has that much time?

Jacob Misiorowski is one of the best pitchers in the world. He also has a binder of Pokémon cards that is nearly as large as him -- and he is 6-foot-7.

@vulgo_alias @ShadowGarrus @emkenobi Bad design… that the designers knew about… which is negligence

@ColeSantini @ShadowGarrus @emkenobi Which is inaccurate. The problem was bad design and politics overriding science. The operators were not at fault even though the series tries to pin it on them.

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

@ShadowGarrus @emkenobi It quite literally explains how the issue was human negligence and lies that caused the entire situation in painstaking detail. Not nuclear itself.

@emkenobi Chernobyl is a US propaganda against nuclear energy and nothing else

@Bigqadi Brother is just another me

kisses girlfriend twice hits emote

@Alex_Kozora People are surprised a Super Bowl winning coach is a good coach lol

Mike McCarthy holds #Steelers coaches from taking the field at practice until the last second, right after stretch line. Per the CBA, the practice clock starts once they take the field. So Pittsburgh can use the full allotted time on drills. Smart stuff from McCarthy.

@cheeseheadtv Brother I don’t even want him on the team now

Should the Packers Extend Keisean Nixon? dlvr.it/TT0635 #Packers #GoPackGo

I come back to this speech every once in a while: “in the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches … what percentage of points do you think I won in those matches? only 54%.”

@WesHod @zachkruse2

Trey smack goes 7 for 8 including makes from 51 and 58 to end drill.

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

@adub2142 Come back to San Diego I’m begging

Notice how he didn’t throw out the first pitch for the Chargers. We’re always gonna be the lil bros here

@ScroteMcGote @AaronNagler He just listed four really good receiving options how is that no one to throw to lol

@AaronNagler Or we’re one Injury away from having basically no one to throw to.

@AndyHermanNFL Awesome! Now let’s do Kraft and call it an offseason

Boom!!!

@zacobson @PackerReport66 I’m sorry but “are my feet right/no man” is cracking me up

Micah Parsons has spent much of the offseason training—and coaching—the Packers' 2025 rookie tandem of Barryn Sorrell and Collin Oliver, saying that he gained a couple of little brothers throughout his rehab process. "I love those guys to death," he says. "One thing I loved about them was that they weren't afraid of the hard conversations we had. I'd take them to lunch and say, 'This is what you need to get better at.' Even while I was away, Collin was sending me videos of his OTA reps asking if his footwork looked right. He's like, 'Are my feet looking right?' I'm like, 'No, man. You gotta keep practicing and focusing on it.' "That just shows how much he believes in me and how much I believe in him—that safe space we have between each other goes a long way."

@MoonshotMcBride Fake hooper

Deadass no

@zacobson Ignoring that my hof pass rusher is ai brained. At least he’s not smoking crack like LT lol

Micah Parsons said that he still hasn't fully accepted the reality of his injury. "It constantly replays in my brain," he says. "I'm constantly thinking, how can I not—you don't even know how much time I spend on ChatGPT about my injury. I just can't accept where I'm at. I'm like, 'Man, how do I keep progressing and progressing?' "It's nonstop. I haven't accepted it yet, but I work hard as hell every day trying to make sure I'll come out of this better."

@zacobson That IS the point. He’s not available… unless they get too good an offer. It’s all just angling and posturing for the best deal

arrrgggghh why! what the hell is the point? he literally doesn’t even fit their timeline at all. they’re just holding the poor guy hostage at this point

@NekotRL @IcyVert What

@IcyVert Shit, here’s how I found out he was on the Titans lmao

This is how I found out AJ Brown was drafted by the padres lol

smoking weed and not having anything else going on is kind of a dead ting tbh. weed is only really good when you're crushing it in life in some way

@candyman7171 @GreenBayParsons DDS

@GreenBayParsons That boobie miles?

We got a secret weapon they don’t know about yet. They’re going to find out quick 😂

@Philly_Mays @PFTCommenter @Finest_BandiT Hulk hogan getting surprised by a finger:

@Finest_BandiT @PFTCommenter That’s my asshole brother