Colin Patrick Hanlon

Dear Gays, Bernadette Peters is working out next to me. I win the rest of 2022. Sincerely. Colin

@RepTimmons ‘I grab them by the pussy’ said Donald Trump and you voted for him. You can fuck all the way off.

If Bill Gates was a participant in sex trafficking, he must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

@realDonaldTrump No one cares. Do your actual job.

Last night I saw, “MELANIA,” for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out — A MUST SEE! amazon.com/salp/melaniamo…

@ScottJenningsKY You can FUCK all the way off liar.

I’d like to thank honorary Somali pirate Jacob Frey for doing my fact-checking for me! Minneapolis won’t cooperate with federal law enforcement, therefore, there is chaos in Minneapolis. Pretty simple 👍

@RepBrandonGill Fuck you.

Roe finally fell because the pro-life movement never quit. But the fight continues, and we won’t stop until infanticide in America is eradicated.

@SecKennedy You’re a true idiot.

The United States has formally withdrawn from the World Health Organization. We are reclaiming our independence, protecting American sovereignty, and putting U.S. public health policy back in the hands of the American people.

@RepLuna Shut the fuck up you lying clown.

My criminal referral for Jerome Powell to the DOJ was not political. Any efforts to politicize this is a distraction from simple facts: Powell lied to Congress and should be held accountable as anyone else would be. No one is above the law.

@RepLuna I think you weren’t loved enough as a child.

Next year, I think I’m going to hold a contest to show up at someone’s Thanksgiving day dinner to debate their leftist family members. What do you think?

@SenBillCassidy You have no one to blame but yourself. Your voting record stands.

As a doctor and pro-life American, I’m concerned that more energy is going into promoting disproven claims about vaccines than protecting women from the dangers of chemical abortion drugs.

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept @CAgovernor You are covering for child sex traffickers. As a mother you should be ashamed to look your children in the eye. History will remember Pam.

Today @TheJusticeDept sued @CAgovernor over his brazen Proposition 50 redistricting power grab. Newsom should be concerned about keeping Californians safe and shutting down Antifa violence, not rigging his state for political gain. apnews.com/article/califo…

@BasedMikeLee Jesus doesn’t like liars Mike.

Tonight we tried to give relief to unpaid military personnel & federal workers Democrats blocked it Indefensible

@SenMullin @SenateGOP You’re an idiot.

Schumer wants $35 billion to bailout insurance companies at your expense. Not a chance. DAY 38 from the Capitol:

@SecDuffy What is your party doing for average Americans besides stealing our money and giving it to the 1%. Where’s YOUR @gop health care plan? We’ve been waiting for over 20 years. Oh you don’t have one.

Democrats have now voted 1️⃣4️⃣ times to keep the government closed, but go off Gavin.

@SenMullin @BillHemmer @DanaPerino @FoxNews Your children will grow up to resent you.

Don’t have to take my word for it, here’s what the Democrats are telling you.

@SenMullin Also where’s your health care plan to help Americans, ass clown? Oh you don’t have one? You never did? Well why not try to fix ACA instead of tearing it down. Selfish fucker.

Dems passed Obamacare on their own. Dems designed temporary COVID credits to hide their program's high costs at taxpayer expense... also without us. Now they're saying it's Republicans' fault Obama's policy baby, the Unaffordable Care Act, is an expensive failure that does not work...? President Trump is laser focused on lowering health care prices for Americans. He's said repeatedly, he is open to negotiation when we re-open. I agree. Let's do it. Americans need innovative, competitive, market-based solutions to lower costs. In my view, that means transparent heath care pricing, more options, and patient-centered care. In the meantime, we're not going to reward Chuck Schumer for holding Oklahomans hostage and sending our troops to food banks. Turn the lights back on. Then let's talk.

@SenMullin You’re a fucking lying joke. Trump took away hundreds of millions of dollars in food aid for needy Americans in an executive order so you could vote to give tax breaks to the 1%. I hope you don’t sleep. Fucking asshole.

@AGPamBondi you’re an ugly evil ferret.

@PamBondi you’re an ugly evil ferret.

@Suzierizzo1 Loves THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE-The Musical

Caption in two words what you think about Mike Johnson? 👇👇👇👇

@SenMullin @NEWS9 @LacieLowry What are you going to do about GUN VIOLENCE? When are you going to vote for common sense gun control laws? WHEN?!

.@NEWS9 asked for my message to Oklahomans going to big public events after yesterday’s horrific tragedy:

@WUTangKids @KristiNoem This also could be her plastic surgery team working on that face of hers.

LMAO Trump got Nazi Barbie @KristiNoem painting his wall x.com/AlgernonWrites…