Colleen Westerman

@MrJamesMay Look what I rescued today! Saved from the salvager! $25 Engine has compression & turns over! #Honda #Honda90

@RichardHammond Best of luck to you both. Respectfully hoping you find peace and strength. Much love & respect

A little update from us; this Christmas we were together as a family and this year we will still be a family but just structured a bit differently.   Our marriage is coming to end, but we’ve had an amazing 28 years together and two incredible daughters.   We will always be in each other’s lives and are proud of the family we created.   We won’t be commenting further and sincerely hope that our privacy and that of our children will be respected at this time. With Love, Richard and Mindy

@danielricciardo let’s go have some fun in Austin!! Don’t give up on us fans… come join us… and by us I mean me…

@danielricciardo is it to early to ask you to be my date for the Austin GP…? I just want to be at the head of that line… ❤️😘❤️ #HeyAGirlsGottaTry

@JeremyClarkson Agreed!

I have never raced at any track really but I’ve driven round most of them. And Spa is fucking scary

@MrJamesMay Recipe please @MrJamesMay

I’ve just made a cheesy pasta that was so intense I might be about to enter the cheese equivalent of cryogenic suspension. If I don’t make it out of the other side, it’s been great. Thank you for your indulgence.

@MrJamesMay So.. it was Hammond then? We know he’s an outdoorsy guy..

So it’s definitely not a deer. You lot know your shit. Thanks.

@susie_dent how do we get this graphic updated to look more like @gillinghamjoe? How can I help make this happen @OED

@MrJamesMay Dower drop pellets. Likely fox or other small mammal. Or Hammond. 😂 Did you mark your territory as well?

Turd identification request. Is this from a deer? Several like it in the woods.

@KWCH12 Someone is dying and you’re excited to be “on the scene”….? Do better. Foster compassion.

BREAKING: A 12 News reporter on scene says they are using the Jaws of Life to rescue one of the drivers. kwch.com/2024/05/12/mul…

@vintagesoul1975 Hang in girl. Message me if you need to talk. Love u

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@MrJamesMay Spreading cheer this morning Mr May?

I have bad news…

@MrJamesMay I thought Marley was dead to begin with??

Made three attempts at winding the clock today. This is my latest thwarting. There’s something going on. #HauntedClock

@MrJamesMay Oooh what’s the silver bracelet. I’ve not seen you wear much jewelry socially. Quite handsome

A Christmas Shanghai.

@InternetH0F Not much. And it’s really interesting why that’s part of Oklahoma in the first place. It’s land no other state wanted.

@SoVeryBritish Clicker

What do you call the television remote control?

@MrJamesMay Do you find Volvos attractive? Or is it just because they’re reliable? #whatsthedrawMay?

Volvo has announced that, from now on, it will only make SUVs. So my assumption of an agreeable Volvo saloon in retirement has been snatched from me. This is the second time Volvo has ruined my life. For the first time, see my book Carbolics. #VeryObtusePlug

@BigT07752864 @Daily_Express God forbid someone is allowed to have a hobby… what would you rather her do, be out partying and drinking?

@Daily_Express Well that’s a good investment from the taxpayer in keeping the the hobby of a dead, over privileged Mountbatten-Windsor alive at the publics expense. Such a valuable contribution to the nation.

Lady Louise carries on Prince Philip's legacy of carriage driving at Windsor trials express.co.uk/news/royal/179…

@MrJamesMay @NoContextBrits

@NoContextBrits Live and let shite.

Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘shite’.

@Mrawlins1974 Wow. Publicly criticizing a child. You should be ashamed. He was obviously proud to give it to you.

My 14-year-old son has brought this home for me tonight. It’s his art project. Needless to say he won’t be doing Art GCSE. I have absolutely no words…

@zappa I have a pic of a young Zappa standing in my grandmas kitchen. His mom and my grandma were cousins by marriage. ❤️

Do you have any personal memories of meeting or seeing Frank Zappa in concert?