Collin Pastore

@joebarnard 🖐️

I don't need to hire an editor, an engineer, a manager etc. I need to hire someone who just stares at me with disappointment every time I start scrolling on this app

Deeeeeeply fucked

Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped to #9 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 40th consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.

Nimbus pube-thousand

@SpanishLuvSongs “Spanish literature”

How do we feel about our next album being only parody songs?

I don’t know what Tik tok rizz party is and I’m good with that

My body is a machine designed to turn athletic hazy IPA’s into good vibes

@drgnkingDOM This is good

My wife sent me this :(

The amount of self worth (or lack thereof) I attach to the quality and consistency of my esses is troubling

@slime_machine @LudwigAhgren Porkchop is insane

@LudwigAhgren how bout u lose those shorts porkchop

did youtube remove shorts from the homepage????

Cheers for all your lovely words on our new album. Play it loud. royalmountain.lnk.to/nameyoursorrow

@droningmuffler @drgnkingDOM Sleep is so hard

@drgnkingDOM it's 420, i'm listening to dopesmoker and chilling

Not trying to be an annoying guy but you don’t have to pay attention to shit if u don’t wanna I started Miss Macintosh yesterday and am chilling

Our new single and video are live now over on YouTube. Directed by Kate Dolan and starring yours truly. Watch now: youtu.be/f4zsnxAZleE

@bronzevases Lmaooooo

spotify fans be like "the mix is shit im gonna scoop around 400hz and put a multiband on it"

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Cheers Tony.

@drgnkingDOM So based

thinking about wearing my Klon around my neck with a modest gold chain

Let us know what you think of this one. We made it with our pal @CollinPastore1 who’s known for his incredible work with @lucydacus & @xboygeniusx so we’re very excited to share it with you.

"I've never seen my parents kiss, that's got something to do with it" 🥲🤯💔 @talkerceleste and @CollinPastore1 went nuts with this one. a messy anthem for all the recovering people pleasers out there just trying to figure themselves out. I'm obsessed: open.spotify.com/track/7BJTZWLY…

Foreskin none the richer