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@VladTheInflator The fee has been diverted to pay down the U.S. deficit vs TSA. As much as I dislike Zionism, this ain’t it.

Bro I fucking can't right now

@NickDickem2 A few classes of Jiu Jitsu would have prevented this

But I'm the pussy for putting my hand on my gun and telling the dude to fuck off? "Just take the beating" my ass, dude. I'm in the prime of my life and I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna have my brain splattered on the sidewalk over an argument because using a gun is "unmanly"

@Noahpinion Yay for sharks not having an appetite

FUCK YEAH COCAINE SHARKS

@unlimited_ls Florida man strikes again

NEW: Florida man leaves AA meeting, does cocaine, drinks, and smokes pot, then crashes through the gate at Daytona Beach Airport and tries to hijack a plane “I was at my house, I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know I’m doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot…” Bryan J. Parker, 58, is charged with attempted aircraft piracy. Authorities said he crashed a Mustang through a locked airport gate and tried to board an occupied plane Parker was highly intoxicated and nearly hit a taxiing aircraft He was detained after a brief chase by airport operations and Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University security

@RepCasar @SenSanders When a billionaire needs public funds, the taxpayers shouldn’t have to pay $18 for a Coors light

Today, @SenSanders and I introduced the Home Team Act. Too often, billionaire sports team owners are getting richer while fans and taxpayers get screwed. Our bill requires team owners to offer locals the chance to buy a team before moving it away.

@Sadie_NC Or find a BF with a washer and dryer

Just a reminder: avoid using laundromat machines if you can. If you have to run a hot cycle with bleach before you put your clothes in it.

@NoContextHumans Still winter

I’m sure many of you have noticed this.

@MichaPtak @0xRacist Auschwitz is in Poland brother 😭

@0xRacist XDsad

I always have my vpn set to israel when I book flights and hotels Lufthansa just gave me a free business class upgrade because they're sorry about the holocaust

@yakyucosmo America is going to invade Cuba by the end if 2026. This should help the MLB

In the wake of news that the SoftBank Hawks are struggling to contact Livan Moinelo, who has yet to return to Japan, fans are getting increasingly worried that the reigning Pacific League MVP could defect from Cuba 🇨🇺 in pursuit of an MLB opportunity. That scenario still appears unlikely. Moinelo signed with SoftBank as an amateur in 2017 and is now registered as a domestic Japanese player after reaching eight years of service time. He shares a close bond with Kenta Hagiwara, SoftBank’s longtime Latin American scout. In 2024, Moinelo’s mother said, “My son will never betray Kenta or Kenta’s team. I guarantee it.” In 2023, fellow countryman Yariel Rodriguez, who was the Chunichi Dragons setup man at the time, defected from Cuba while the team was in Miami for the World Baseball Classic semifinals. He was forced to sit out for a year, with the understanding from MLB that Rodriguez was still under contract with an NPB team, before he signed with the Toronto Blue Jays. Yomiuri Giants closer Raidel Martinez has also reportedly been unable to book a flight. Both pitchers seemingly went to their home country following Cuba’s exit from the WBC in Puerto Rico. Cuba is currently experiencing a jet fuel shortage and electrical blackouts stemming from an energy crisis and US sanctions. A few other Cuban players on NPB teams, including those who are in the minors and are highly unlikely to defect for financial reasons, are also not back in Japan yet (or there are no public reports of it). Ariel Martinez of the Nipponham Fighters is the only high-profile Cuban to return and report back to their NPB team thus far.

@infantrydort You can be Petite and a Ranger

Of course this is AI. How do I know? Because you can be pretty or you can have a Ranger Tab. But you can’t have both.

@HomicideSeattle Was this the Korean woman killed in Belltown?

Seattle man who shot, killed pregnant stranger found not guilty by reason of insanity kiro7.com/news/local/sea…

@BlueJays @mahaaaay @antaor045 Such things are only allowed in Canada

@antaor045 Have you ever considered using this time to work on employable skills

Springer Dinger...but make it GRAND! #SpringerDinger

@accuweather Aiding and abetting

People at a beach in Pensacola, Florida, helped a stranded great white shark, doing everything they could to guide the animal back to deeper water.

@aruvinchan ((They)) put him in a dress. He’s going to have a good season as a result

Jaxson Dart is an NFL quarterback. This is him and his girlfriend. Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture? 🙂

@wilberdata What was the flight attendant doing in the background?

Kelvim Escobar, former Major League pitcher and uncle of Ronald Acuña Jr. and Maikel Franco, has openly shown his anger and resentment toward Dominicans. Before the WBC, Manny Machado, Julio Rodríguez, Fernando Tatis Jr., Carlos Santana, and Geraldo Perdomo got together to travel on a private jet to Miami. A video went viral where they showed their watches and money—nothing out of the ordinary. Now, after Venezuela won the WBC, Escobar posted a tweet saying: 
“You have to be humble, motherf***ers. Ever since you were on that plane, you were counting money and showing off cash. Look at how we celebrate.”

@NickJFuentes Would you look at the time!!!

Well well well.

@NickJFuentes What did you expect from a “Jewish” president

So now Mark Levin is the official, certified standard bearer of MAGA. Lol. What even is there left to say?

@CollinRugg Seriously FUCK this guy

JUST IN: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu shares proof that he is alive after online users started speculating that he was dead. Netanyahu also showed off how many fingers he has. "We're doing things I can't share right now, but we're striking hard in Iran today and Lebanon too..." "Thank you for the coffee..."

@Bornakang The bikini bottom is securing the dunlap

Never seen so many of em in one place at one time