The Comedy Resistance

We are distributing free firewood in the Catskill Mountains to families who don’t have the resources to heat their homes. ‘Soul-warming’: the mystery man who chops wood to keep his neighbors from freezing theguardian.com/us-news/2024/j… Please chip in and share secure.actblue.com/donate/tcr_202…

It cant possibly be this easy, can it?

Marco Rubio as he realizes he has to run Iran now

Pathetic. History will judge these people.

America is finally great again. Thank you.

DTMF actually stands for something that will get you banned from most social media platforms

We’re gonna register 50,000 new voters — and mobilize more than 500,000 voters — in crucial battlegrounds for the 2026 midterms, and we need you onboard! Join us, chip in and help us unfuck the USA. #fightthegoodfight #unionstrong #vote #fuckICE

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth.

<THREAD > How many people and communities can you terrorize until your soul is condemned to spend the rest of eternity in hell? The answer will surprise you! It's time for some game theory: 🧵 1/37

You CANNOT put William Shatner's age right after his name if the rest of the headline is "eats cereal."

BREAKING: ICE agents with rooms booked at the DoubleTree by Hilton in downtown St. Paul were reportedly notified their reservations were canceled as the hotel announced a temporary closure, citing “heightened public safety concerns in St. Paul.”

@merica @KlasfeldReports @natalie_allison The investigation is to determine how much of a raise he should get.

The UAW line worker who yelled "pedophile protector" at Trump today tells us he has been suspended pending an investigation. "As far as calling him out, definitely no regrets whatsoever," says the 40-year old union worker. w/ @natalie_allison: washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…

Let her grieve.

@mjfree So profoundly heartbreaking. 😓💔

ROB REINER'S PARTING WORDS AT CONAN'S PARTY: “I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I’m afraid of my son. I think my own son can hurt me.”

"I knew right away that Israel's reaction was going to be something we haven't seen before." From the new 'We're Not Kidding', Israeli comedian and activist @ShusterNoam recounts the immediate aftermath of Oct. 7. Watch the full conversation, link in replies.

You're a veteran with a law degree. Are you unfamiliar with what the Department of Defense manual says here or do you just think the law doesn't apply to your White House? "It is prohibited to order that legitimate offers of surrender will be refused or that detainees, such as unprivileged belligerents, will be summarily executed…” “Persons who have been incapacitated by . . . shipwreck are in a helpless state, and it would be dishonorable and inhumane to make them the object of attack.”

they should’ve called it Zootwopia ngl smdh

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@madswag4315 THE best.

@ZombiePanther2 I thought her platorm was born out of an intellectually honest disagreement on policy.

What amazing innovation did you envision being part of our future but never came to fruition: I'll start. Flying toilets.