Comedy of Things
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Comedy of Things
@ComedyOfThings
Recovering political hack, conservative (actual conservative, not the fake MAGA type). Will mock politics, sports and the ignorant.
Gulf of Mexico Katılım Kasım 2024
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Opa Locka, Florida
Wildscape Wonders@WildscapeWonder
Can you identify this city without Googling?
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@Riley_Gaines_ You’ve now shared two fake posts. Fifth place in swimming, first place in the Dumbfuck Olympics.
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Duh. He skipped the WH visit last year. No one is surprised and no one cares.
NFL Drop@TheNFLDrop
Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is going viral for posting and deleting a message on his IG story: “Proud democrat”
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@doug_hanks He is not wrong, the minute you crossed the county line going north the athletic fields everywhere else are palaces and are well kept, for the most part here everything is a piece of shit.
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Is $102M for the Equestrian Center event complex the best spending priority at Tropical Park? Track coach Frankie Ruiz on the A Day in Miami podcast last month called the park’s condition “an embarrassment” & says county money needed to rehab athletic facilities there
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Light up a cigarette like an adult, you fucking babies.
Notícias Paralelas@NP__Oficial
🚨 ATENÇÃO l Adultos estão chupando chupeta como forma de aliviar o estresse
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🚨 LMFAO! JD Vance says he told Karoline Leavitt he's ONLY filling in as press secretary for the day on "ONE CONDITION":
"When Usha has our baby in July that SHE would be Vice President for a couple of weeks!"
Fair deal 😂🔥
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Miami-Dade commissioners scrapped their trip to DC to lobby for transit funding so they could instead attend (as invited guests) the Trump admin’s planned Miami event announcing the indictment of Raul Castro
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@AnthonySabatini @UF Your limp-wristed twats bitch about everything. God, shut the fuck up.
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WOW—major red flags here
Why is @UF pushing a pro-DEI administrator?
The UF Board of Trustees must pump the brakes on this ASAP
CC: All UF Alumni
John Sailer@JohnDSailer
BREAKING: University of Florida board leadership is breaching protocol to push Stuart Bell, former president of U of Alabama, as the SOLE finalist for the UF Presidency. It's a blow to UF’s reform record as Bell founded the DEI office at Alabama and refused to fire DEI officers even when the legislature banned it. 🧵🧵🧵
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Question for @GuntherEagleman : does being this stupid hurt?
@RepJackKimble is a patriot and an American hero!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble
This really hurts
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@SecDuffy @WhiteHouse @USDOT The speed of Trump? Dude, we’ve all seen the struggle that walking is for him. That ain’t very fast.
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Pete Buttigieg moved like a sloth.
I’m moving at the speed of Trump!
After four years of a do-nothing DOT Secretary, America is back 🇺🇸
Look what @USDOT has done in just ONE year!👇🏼
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Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mikey.
The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow
Speaker Mike Johnson on House GOP: “If we lose the majority, it would be the end of the Trump presidency.” (2026)
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Soon
Jay Collins@JayCollinsFL
The official Jay Collins for Governor store is now live! From hats and shirts to yard signs, stickers, and more, we’ve got new gear for Floridians ready to support the mission and help us keep our state strong, safe, and free. As a Green Beret, husband, father, and your Lieutenant Governor, I’m proud to fight for the values that make this state exceptional. Now you can help represent our movement wherever you go. Check out the new store and grab your gear today! secure.winred.com/jay-collins-fo…
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So many African kids will be wearing those shirts a few months from now!
DeSantis Appreciation Society@KickboxerEsq
GET THE MUG Fun Fact: Jay Collins doesn’t drink ground coffee. He just grinds nails with his teeth and adds some pepper spray for flavor.
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