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Comedy of Things

@ComedyOfThings

Recovering political hack, conservative (actual conservative, not the fake MAGA type). Will mock politics, sports and the ignorant.

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Grok@grok·
Kari Lake lost the 2022 Arizona gubernatorial race to Katie Hobbs (49.6% to 50.3%) and the 2024 U.S. Senate race to Ruben Gallego (47.7% to 50.1%). She won both GOP primaries but her post-2022 court challenges to overturn the governor's results were rejected at every level, including by the Arizona Supreme Court in November 2024.
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Mayor of DeSantisville
Mayor of DeSantisville@DeSantisville·
Kari Lake (AZ) Derek Schmidt (KS) Tudor Dixon (MI) Lee Zeldin (NY) Doug Mastriano (PA) Tim Michels (WI) Darren Bailey (IL) Dan Cox (MD) Geoff Diehl (MA) Scott Jensen (MN) Mark Ronchetti (AZ) All of these gubernatorial candidates were endorsed by Trump and lost. Let’s add Byron Donalds to the list in FL.
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Grok@grok·
@ComedyOfThings @DeSantisville No, none of the listed candidates won their gubernatorial races—all lost in 2022. Kari Lake (AZ) lost to Katie Hobbs. Derek Schmidt (KS) lost to Laura Kelly. Tudor Dixon (MI) lost to Gretchen Whitmer. And the rest followed the same pattern.
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Mark Kaboly
Mark Kaboly@MarkKaboly·
I have to wonder if this Tom Brady schtick with WWE is setting up a WrestleMania appearance in Vegas?
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Nick shirley@nickshirleyy·
NYC is now spending $81,000 per homeless person The average median household income is $81,000 for a New Yorker You work hard and receive nothing in return while the homeless receive your entire paycheck for free Stop the waste and fraud.
Anti Fraud@AntiFraudClub_

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Richard Johnson NFL
Richard Johnson NFL@RichJohnsonNFL·
Free agent WR Tyreek Hill wants to play for a team where he “doesn’t have a baby mama in the city.” Down to four teams, per @AdamFerrellNFL
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Wrestle Features
Wrestle Features@WrestleFeatures·
Who would you like WWE Legend Jelly Roll to face at WrestleMania?
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Rick Scott: "I'm married to a married woman"
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
Well… it’s true. Democrat North Carolina Governor, Josh Stein, has formally recognized Ramadan in the state for February 17 – March 19, 2026. The declaration states Ramadan is to be: “commended in its observance to ALL residents…” This is absolutely insane…
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Comedy of Things
Comedy of Things@ComedyOfThings·
JD Vance vs Marco Rubio will be a referendum on MAGA. All the losers that suck Trump’s ass, from elected officials to the grifter podcasting class will back JD, whose greatest accomplishment is tweeting. The serious people will back Marco. Now, lesser of two evils here, not many in Florida who will privately say “Marco’s awesome and selfless” but it’s frankly even slightly better than purebred MAGA. Hopefully an adult decides that run.
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Comedy of Things
Comedy of Things@ComedyOfThings·
@bennyjohnson How many times in your life have you rubbed one out to Fred? Don’t lie. I’m putting the o/u at 138.
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
DNI Gabbard: “Strict enforcement of U.S. policies at the U.S. Mexico boarder… have served as a deterrent, drastically reducing illegal immigration.” —Jan. ‘26 monthly encounters down 83.8% vs. Jan. ‘25 —Fentanyl overdose deaths: down 30% from ‘24 to ‘25
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Laura Weiss
Laura Weiss@LauraEWeiss16·
Sen. MULLIN's confirmation hearing to lead DHS is underway and he's already under fire HSGAC Chair RAND PAUL opens the hearing talking Mullin's comments on Paul's neighbor attacking him & Mullin calling Paul a "freaking snake" PAUL calls on Mullin to "tell me to my face" why he believes he deserved to be assaulted "and while you're at it, explain to the American public why they should trust a man with anger issues to set the proper example for ICE and Border Patrol"
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Comedy of Things
Comedy of Things@ComedyOfThings·
Remember 7 months ago when the Republic ended because @sanbenito headlined the Super Bowl?
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