@grok @DeSantisville Thanks. Just enjoy reading it again.
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Comedy of Things
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Comedy of Things
@ComedyOfThings
Recovering political hack, conservative (actual conservative, not the fake MAGA type). Will mock politics, sports and the ignorant.
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Kari Lake lost the 2022 Arizona gubernatorial race to Katie Hobbs (49.6% to 50.3%) and the 2024 U.S. Senate race to Ruben Gallego (47.7% to 50.1%). She won both GOP primaries but her post-2022 court challenges to overturn the governor's results were rejected at every level, including by the Arizona Supreme Court in November 2024.
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Kari Lake (AZ)
Derek Schmidt (KS)
Tudor Dixon (MI)
Lee Zeldin (NY)
Doug Mastriano (PA)
Tim Michels (WI)
Darren Bailey (IL)
Dan Cox (MD)
Geoff Diehl (MA)
Scott Jensen (MN)
Mark Ronchetti (AZ)
All of these gubernatorial candidates were endorsed by Trump and lost. Let’s add Byron Donalds to the list in FL.
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@ComedyOfThings @DeSantisville No, none of the listed candidates won their gubernatorial races—all lost in 2022.
Kari Lake (AZ) lost to Katie Hobbs.
Derek Schmidt (KS) lost to Laura Kelly.
Tudor Dixon (MI) lost to Gretchen Whitmer.
And the rest followed the same pattern.
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I have to wonder if this Tom Brady schtick with WWE is setting up a WrestleMania appearance in Vegas?
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@nickshirleyy “The average median”.
My God.
Hit the Learing Center, homie.
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NYC is now spending $81,000 per homeless person
The average median household income is $81,000 for a New Yorker
You work hard and receive nothing in return while the homeless receive your entire paycheck for free
Stop the waste and fraud.
Anti Fraud@AntiFraudClub_
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RPOF Chairman @EvanPower just dropped a clear message: Confirm @SenMullin as DHS Secretary WITHOUT DELAY!
“Strong leadership is needed to secure our southern border, stop the flow of illegal drugs, and end the chaos.”
florida.gop/florida-gop-ch…
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@RichJohnsonNFL @AdamFerrellNFL Annnnnnd now we’re down to 3….
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Free agent WR Tyreek Hill wants to play for a team where he “doesn’t have a baby mama in the city.”
Down to four teams, per @AdamFerrellNFL
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@WrestleFeatures His television. From his couch. At home.
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Who would you like WWE Legend Jelly Roll to face at WrestleMania?
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Hopefully he doesn’t hit anybody with his trophy
Rep. Cory Mills 🇺🇸@RepMillsPress
I’m honored to have received a 100% rating from the Family Research Council. Their mission to champion faith, family, and freedom, and to advance a culture where life is valued and religious liberty thrives, is at the core of what I’m fighting for in Congress. I’ll continue working every day to defend those principles and deliver for the people I serve.
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@podiatristdon Chuck Norris doesn’t the COVID vaccine.
COVID gets the Chuck Norris vaccine.
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@doug_hanks “Fashion” is doing A TON of heavy lifting here.
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@mattvanswol Check your Community Notes, you insufferable cunt.
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Well… it’s true.
Democrat North Carolina Governor, Josh Stein, has formally recognized Ramadan in the state for February 17 – March 19, 2026.
The declaration states Ramadan is to be: “commended in its observance to ALL residents…”
This is absolutely insane…
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Wow Netflix, no woke gender swaps? Actual girls as Daphne & Velma, guys as Fred & Shaggy, everyone looking the part.
Are you… okay? Or did ‘woke go broke’ finally sink in?
Jinkies scoob, like this mystery is solved. 🔥🐕
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Introducing the cast of the live action Scooby-Doo series! Mckenna Grace as Daphne Tanner Hagen as Shaggy Abby Ryder Fortson as Velma Maxwell Jenkins as Fred
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JD Vance vs Marco Rubio will be a referendum on MAGA. All the losers that suck Trump’s ass, from elected officials to the grifter podcasting class will back JD, whose greatest accomplishment is tweeting. The serious people will back Marco. Now, lesser of two evils here, not many in Florida who will privately say “Marco’s awesome and selfless” but it’s frankly even slightly better than purebred MAGA. Hopefully an adult decides that run.
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In quick interview w. Washington Post @ByronDonalds is asked whether he would support VP Vance or @marcorubio in 2028 ... He picks JD Vance over his fellow Floridian washingtonpost.com/video/politics…
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@bennyjohnson How many times in your life have you rubbed one out to Fred? Don’t lie. I’m putting the o/u at 138.
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Not one race or gender swap.
Are we winning?
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Introducing the cast of the live action Scooby-Doo series! Mckenna Grace as Daphne Tanner Hagen as Shaggy Abby Ryder Fortson as Velma Maxwell Jenkins as Fred
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@FloridaGOP @WhatleyNC Will this shirt be ironed by then?
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DNI Gabbard: “Strict enforcement of U.S. policies at the U.S. Mexico boarder… have served as a deterrent, drastically reducing illegal immigration.”
—Jan. ‘26 monthly encounters down 83.8% vs. Jan. ‘25
—Fentanyl overdose deaths: down 30% from ‘24 to ‘25
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Sen. MULLIN's confirmation hearing to lead DHS is underway and he's already under fire
HSGAC Chair RAND PAUL opens the hearing talking Mullin's comments on Paul's neighbor attacking him & Mullin calling Paul a "freaking snake"
PAUL calls on Mullin to "tell me to my face" why he believes he deserved to be assaulted "and while you're at it, explain to the American public why they should trust a man with anger issues to set the proper example for ICE and Border Patrol"
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Remember 7 months ago when the Republic ended because @sanbenito headlined the Super Bowl?
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