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THANK YOU! to everyone who came to the 10th Annual Patrice Benefit last night
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When I was a little kid, my babysitter, Kristine Kenny, used to take me and my brother Peter to the 9000 building on Sunset to watch Marx Brothers movies.
For you stoners who don’t know who the Marx Brothers are, google it. These guys were the originals.
Enjoy.
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wow. other countries worried about population decline, but India wants to curb its booming poor & illiterate population 😒
Reuters@Reuters
Successive governments in the Indian state of Bihar have been aware of the population growth problem in the district of Kishanganj and mounted various programs to curb it. But it's mostly been a losing battle. Let's take a closer look at why
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🚀Do you have 5 minutes of FUNNY and original comedy material? Then take 1 minute to apply now or a chance to share in $5000 in total Cash and prizes, PLUS perform in 3 paid shows in the main Comedy Festival in June.
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Ha, this is great. Happy Passover to those who still have a a sense of humor!
Sebastian Maniscalco@SebastianComedy
It’s not too late to have Italians cater your Passover meal! #Passover #Italians #Jews
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@IsabeauVidal @ijbailey U say that like anyone who is on the East side knows what's going on in the West side or from downtown to uptown...🤣FDR shuts for motorcades incl. UN meetings. Always Street closures 4festivals, construction, bursts, accidents... And yes, all cops called 2duty fear of protests
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@ijbailey I live a couple of blocks from the courthouse. Didn’t notice a thing! We did have the tv on to follow along with the day’s festivities though! 😁
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Quick fact-check: I’m in New York. The city was not shut down. You had to be near the courthouse to know anything was even going on. I’m fact, some people walking by the crowd at the courthouse didn’t even know what was going on, they had to ask me what the ruckus was about.
Eric Trump@EricTrump
Alvin Bragg has shut down the entire city, called up 38,000 NYPD police officers, closed down the FDR Drive and is spending an estimated $200 million of city funds, all for a $130,000 NDA. I never thought I would see this level of corruption in the United States.
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@ManhattanDA Unless you are a developer who submits false rent rolls/business plans to banks to obtain high financing for rent stabilized buildings on the promise of removing tenants from that affordable housing, making it market rate or condos-also with false statements, defrauding buyers.
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We just announced a 34-count felony indictment of former President Donald J. Trump. Learn more: manhattanda.org/district-attor…
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@angiebulkeley Don't endanger yourself & doggie! The company name must be a vehicle out there, call, tell them it's an ADA and senior issue, it's also illegal to park on a sidewalk, call local precinct non-emergency number get them tickets, it'll stop.
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Construction crew upped their game today: they parked a dump truck over the sidewalk.
At least this time, there was an elderly man who also had to walk into oncoming traffic with me.
(There is LOADS of room on the lot in which they are working)
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@JohnCleese Hoping this is a joke? Scandinavian & Nordic countries are -factually- the most homogeneous countries in the world & will openly equate their happiness & successful form of government to that fact! South American socialism is not equated w happiness!
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I notice that the people who consider themselves the happiest live in Finland, Sweden, Denmark and Norway.
Is it a co-incidence that these countries have modes of government that can be described as more socialist than most others ?
terry christian@terrychristian
This all day every day 🤣🤣🤣
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@ijbailey I guess winning team only -but no sports teams or celebrities should be honored at White House- the ppl who help others, like showers for homeless in Harlem, should be honored- All sports teams already honored by trophy, fans and pay. It's sad who the US holds to such high esteem
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@EddieTheAnvil look up 'activate muscles'. Back when I could, exercised daily but didn't see much change until I found a site about activating muscles, simple brief exercises that "woke up" muscles-did them, then the same routine I had always done... and finally body change was noticeable.
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This thread is me. Lower back fat too.
Coach Kev - Belly Fat Pro@AskCoachKev
"I'm losing weight but still have a belly. What do I do?" Read this:
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@EddieTheAnvil Don't be so hard on yourself, if you know what happened/those hand gestures mean you're one up on me...
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I have not commented on this. The reason I have not commented on this is because I’m an old white man that doesn’t follow basketball.
That is all.
SportsCenter@SportsCenter
ANGEL REESE TO CAITLIN CLARK 😳
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I'm doing my standup comedy this Wednesday in Ipswich with Michael @TheBernician and Craig Campbell.
Close to Norfolk, Suffolk Essex and Cambridge. Say hello at the show!
Universal Community Trust@Universal_CT
Speakeasy Comedy Club opens its doors in Ipswich next Wednesday night. If you live in the vicinity and you fancy a barnstorming night of uncensored stand-up from the hilarious Craig Campbell, Lewis Schaffer and 'Eedie Lizzard', book your tickets below. buytickets.at/afp/734302
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well at least they know what it's really like to be a woman -since most hetero men more interested in pleasing themselves 🤣😇
Billboard Chris 🌎@BillboardChris
The President of the World Professional Association for Transgender Health — a man named Marci Bowers — admits that none of the boys who started on puberty blockers at Tanner Stage 2 have been able to have an orgasm as an adult. He then starts spitballing about what to do. Kids are guinea pigs to these child abusers.
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Thanks to San Francisco's @KALW for chatting ahead of my show Thursday (4/6) at @CobbsComedyClub.
Give it a listen:
kalw.org/show/on-the-ar…
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How? ALL animal abusers are not nice ppl-how any person can ever harm innocent pets/dogs is beyond comprehension to many black ppl too. Since being caught he seems to have learned to respect animals, that is commendable but may still b hard 4 animal lovers-of any race-to forgive
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The @bertkreischer roast is LIVE NOW!
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Today is the anniversary of my birth in 1957. I go wild with a double sausage egg McMuffin, muffin included, a little bag of fruit and a cup of coffee. Thanks for being with me on this day!
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