Pandemic Papi 🐝

@KC_4191 @WWE @GearsofWar A little early in the month for you to be a dumb cunt for clicks don’t you think

@WWE @GearsofWar Nobody cares about Gears of War keep your game. Oh shit yeah it’s not coming to PlayStation

The Bloodline is ready for WAR 🔥 @GearsofWar

X-Men: “The humans want to kill us” Cyclops subplot:

@lellograndee @AliceRHamilton You’re a fucking idiot and should be bullied. You should normalize being ashamed 👍

@AliceRHamilton did her doctors tell you that? i can’t believe people are that parasocial, WE DON’T KNOW HER, she is cared for by a whole team and family/friends, she is performing every day with a lot of energy ans he has been seen enjoying her time outside with her bf, why do we need to bully?

blocked because what the fuck is wrong with you this woman is DYING

@gundy46060 @RonFilipkowski Your ai slop looks like an uncircumcised Bill Belichik

@RonFilipkowski After Merrick Garland you can just stfu.

Jeanine Pirro should be disbarred. It is absolutely indefensible and gross misconduct to rush through a criminal indictment for political reasons before an investigation has been completed, which resulted in false evidence being presented to a grand jury.

Trans girls in sports, Fauci, Mexico border. They’re running their 2 minute drill right now, Iran must have turboexploded a B2 bomber or something

Jacob Batalon, the CEO of … the first pitch! ⚾️🤣 The 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' star threw out the first pitch before the Mets game! 🕷️ #SpiderManBrandNewDay #SpiderMan

Pessoas: “Devemos taxar os milionários e bilionários” pessoas que ganham 2 mil por mês:

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

This is above Fauci. I think we should arrest whoever was president when the pandemic was unleashed. They clearly were in on it. Can someone tell me who the president was in 2019/2020?

Lion El’Johnson, Fulgrim, and Leman Russ head to the county fair. White Boy Summer circa M31. Colorized.

Trump got the COVID vaccine and like 12 booster shots. Never forget that you stupid MAGA neanderthals.

me: “So, Homer, that’s Nolan’s Odyssey. What’s your analysis? Did he ruin your vision?” Homer: “Holy shit, he flew to different locations to create it?” me: “Does Nolan understand Xenia?” Homer: “Flew in the fucking sky? Like a God?”

The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

The irony is that Operation Warp Speed is the only good thing Trump has ever done in his life, and he has to deny it because his party of irredeemable dipshits hates it. LOL. Damn, that’s funny.

Being an Ogre like Fetterman and losing to “Nobody” is kind of a modern retelling of the Odyssey if you think about it.

@Unpop_Science Which is nuts because I lived in Florida during the “lockdown” literally every restriction was lifted by like Mid May. These people who are still seething about the lockdown just want to be victims so badly.

When I moved to Florida I realized there are millions of people who have been stewing in rage for years over the lockdowns. It really made me understand that the core animating force in US society is selfishness. The whole freedom thing is a thin veil for a sense of entitlement.

odysseus listening to the siren’s song while tied to the mast of the ship

The cyclops in The Odyssey waking up just to get stabbed in the eye.