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@Dr_Chibuike_M It’s wild how many people still think this affects performance or drive. 🛑 It’s literally just a Closed sign for the swimmers, nothing else changes. High reward, low risk. Genuinely curious, for the guys who are hesitant, what’s the biggest Nope for you?

This is a scrotum in the picture and the procedure being done is vasectomy. Vasectomy is a safe, highly effective and permanent method of family planning. The doctor will just cut and seal the tubes that carry sperm from the testicles. It is just 15–30 minutes. Ejaculation and sex drive continues, but sperm is no longer present in the semen. Men, will you be willing to undergo this? 🤔

@ApeIsLive It's time to make sure that I am listening to Mr Trump's every speech.

The two types of traders 💰

@IRMilitaryMedia We hope that your desire to call in American commandos will be fulfilled soon.

To All American Soldiers! We hope you’ve been informed that #IRAN is the place where Palestinian, Lebanese, Iraqi, and Yemeni fighters have mastered ground combat at a highly professional level! You’re about to face a true master of ground warfare: Welcome To IRAN, Habibi!

@rushicrypto Do you know they will be American commandos? No problem, you will know their specialty.

Dear Mr Trump, These are mountains you will face in Iran. No army with 20kg equipments, convoys of humvee and abrams could march through this. No Tomahawk missiles and munitions could punch a hole in this mountains. This is not a country built with fortress, this is a fortress built as a country. With all due respect, you will not win.

@Timesofiraan Meme of the Year 🤣

BREAKING : "Iran wanted to make me their Supreme Leader, but I refused and said, 'No, thank you.'" - Donald Trump... View more

Why are you so worried about Islam and Muslims, when Islam is truly in line with human nature?

@HarrisAuthority Don't worry about it,

🚨 THE DOMINOES ARE FALLING. IN DAYS, NOT WEEKS. Here is the global oil crisis — country by country — as of today: 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka — RATIONING. 4-day work week. Schools closed. 🇵🇰 Pakistan — CRISIS. Overnight price surge. Long queues. 4-day work week. 🇮🇳 India — 9 DAYS of reserves left. Emergency suppliers being hunted. 🇰🇷 South Korea — 50 DAYS left. Clock ticking. 🇯🇵 Japan — LIED. Said 254 days. Actual usable reserves: 95. 🇬🇧 UK — Shell CEO warning: SHORTAGE STARTS IN APRIL. 🇩🇪 Germany — Gas up 30%. EU emergency plan launched. 🇫🇷 France — Paying 30% more at pumps than 8 weeks ago. 🇿🇦 South Africa — Government says "stable." Citizens photograph empty pumps. 🇹🇷 Turkey — Stocks crashed. Inflation exploding. Currency under pressure. 🇧🇷 Brazil — Watching nervously. Own oil helps but supply chains hurting. 🇦🇺 Australia — Tanker delays. Import dependent. Hoping IEA coordination holds. 🇺🇸 USA — Gas taxes suspended in states. SPR drawn down. Iran sanctions quietly paused. 🇨🇳 China — 1.4 BILLION barrels stockpiled. Banned exports. Still getting Iranian oil. This is DAY 26 of the Hormuz blockade. 20% of global oil — GONE. 8 million barrels per day — GONE. OPEC's response: +206,000 barrels. That is 2% of the hole. Here is what nobody is telling you: They're showing you "reserves are sufficient." They're NOT showing you Japan overstated reserves by 3x, South Africa has empty pumps, and India has 9 days. The real energy crisis hasn't even started yet. RT so this doesn't get buried by the algorithm.

@cryptorover There is no solution of War

💥BREAKING: Iran's IRGC has lowered the minimum age for war support roles to 12 years old. Children as young as 12 are now being recruited for patrols, checkpoints and logistics under an initiative called "For Iran."

@WhiteHouse Is it hacked

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@DistressDark Watch her full video, enjoy from inside 🍑🥕 🤣

For couples trying to conceive, long periods of abstinence (over 5–7 days) may actually be counterproductive. While the quantity of sperm increases with abstinence, the quality drops. Regular ejaculation ensures that the sperm being Sent to The Front Lines are the freshest and most genetically intact.

'Male masturbation may have an adaptive benefit: it flushes out damaged, stored sperm.' New Oxford research suggests that the longer sperm are stored before ejaculation, the lower their quality, with implications for men trying to conceive and IVF treatment. Find out more ⬇️

@spectatorindex Before starting the war, Trump said that it would be a quick operation, but it has been a month since this war began. It is not known how many more Americans will be able to rest after this.

BREAKING: The Pentagon is 'developing military options for a "final blow" in Iran that could include the use of ground forces and a massive bombing campaign', according to Axios report.

@FalconUpdatesHQ @grok what is the news

Viral 🚨 🇮🇱 Seeing thousands of crows in Tel Aviv 🐦‍⬛ What does it mean❓

@ManhoodDecoded 1) Why You're so Soft 2) Why are you tight, you're a Virgin? 3) Is it 100% inside you? 4) I will be gentle, believe me. 5) Hope you will not be afraid of Blood. When it fully goes in your body.

7 Questions to Ask DURING S#X 1. "You a virgin?"

@ItsMyraji_ After 5 years of friendship, she asked for.......

Long distance relationship time 🌝...

@alifarhat79 Got Billions of dollars through war, No matter how much it destroys Americans and other people.

@WatcherGuru @grok explain it

JUST IN: X updates creator monetization to incentivize impressions from users in their home country.

@Rane3560 No love, No Tension

Ending we Ending we wanted. got.

@zee_zhu_ Here's the next scene

Bro fell in love with his new neighbour, just after seeing her through his window

@akafaceUS Carlitos Shocked in school 😂🤣

Carlitos went live with his mom and their video racked up over 200,000 likes. Suddenly, he found himself popular at school, though he’s puzzled by all the attention especially since he thinks his dancing was terrible.