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@aukuschampion @TheRoyalGrift I think you are right. Isn't the Drake woman in California the one who promptly closed her fertility practice.

@TheRoyalGrift Isn't this fundamentally incorrect? Dr Melissa Drake was named at Lili's birth, not Archie's.

Tom Bower Betrayal Tom Bower said the same thing in Revenge. "Harry's son". Not "Meghan & Harry's son", or "the couple's son"....Very specific with "Harry's son Archie" Wonder why...🧐

@ViQueenie Now I am sure she has flat feet. I've always thought so, but now it's clear there is no arch in her feet.

Meghan, in her latest email, trying desperately to portray herself as unbothered and gracefully unaffected by the latest wave of scathing remarks coming her way. Here she is in her sheer, Diana-like white virginal dress, barefoot in the garden. She’s softly elevating her arms as if delicately picking fruit from her backyard orchard tree, while gently raising her feet in a faux-ballet pose, all in an effort to appear warm, gentle, inviting and effortlessly easy-going. We all know the truth is the complete opposite.

@pookiepolls Macarons are not even nice.

ARE THESE PEOPLE MAD, OR AM I POOR? Ladurée, the famous French pastry and candy shop, has opened its first South African store at the V&A Waterfront in Cape Town. Known as one of the world's most prestigious macaron houses, the store currently offers a premium box of 200 macarons for R27,999. Ladurée was founded in 1862 by Louis Ernest Ladurée in the heart of Paris and has spent over a century building its global reputation for luxury pâtisserie. WOULD YOU PAY THIS IF YOU COULD AFFORD IT?

@JHBWater @privie ASH ROAD

@privie Good day, Please share your street address so we can share it with the team on the ground conducting investigations. ^PR

#JoburgUpdates Randburg System Update. ^PR

@JHBWater @thembinyathi1 @SABCNews @eNCA There is still nothing.

@thembinyathi1 @SABCNews @eNCA Greetings, we sincerely apologises for the prolonged outage; teams have been reallocated to prioritise restoration in your area, and verified progress updates will be communicated as work continues. ^SE

@emi_koekemoer Thank you Emi. There is still nothing in Ash Road as of quarter to 11.

Hello Ward 104 So the picture I’m getting is those fed by KB tower and linden direct have water those fed by kb reservoir had a trickle at most this morning which disappeared by 6am which means either an airlock or dropped valve at the kb reservoir on the outlet so the team has been directed there to walk the line and check the valves and flush the system Cllr Emi Koekemoer

@MolliesMama_ Probably leaning back to get away from the halitosis?

More affirmation Megsy was NOT pregnant! No woman in their right mind espec who had actually given birth would ever play around with a heavily late term woman like Megsy did. Megsy huggedher friend, Kelly McKee Zajfen, tight, though Kelly reciprocated. They acted like 15 yr olds. Kelly recd an award at the Beverly Hills Hotel for her charity Alliance for Moms at the Alliance for Children's Rights, which Kelly also took Megsy to last year as her plus one. On the red carpet, Megsy was so full of herself. Of course!! But she leaned over so far that it forced Kelly to bend backward. This was very dangerous. Late term pregnant ones' balance is rather psychologically delicate. Kelly could easily have fallen over. Megsy has no respect for boundaries, and again, it just shows she was never pregnant. Who puts their hand on a pregnant belly, even a friend, espec if without permission. Espec in public. Like she's staking claim. Megsy kept on rubbing it, too. But when Megsy leaned in so much into Kelly, it looked like her hand and arm were putting weight down onto Kelly's baby belly. This is creepy. Rosemary's Baby. Ugh!! All Megsy cared about was playing up to the cameras. Naturally, Kelly laughed along. In front of the cameras. I'm pretty sure she did not appreciate Megsy's reckless camera attention seeking stunts. #KellyMcKeeZajfen

@JHBWater Still no water in Bryanston X3 this is Day 5!

@JHBWater Still no water in Bryanston X3. I thought everything was fixed? Clearly it is not fixed.

📌Update: Water Supply Challenges – Ferndale Planned work at Cnr Elise St & Malibongwe Drive is complete; however, supply has not yet been fully restored. A team has been dispatched to investigate. We apologise for the inconvenience. Updates to follow. ^PR

@unreMARKLEble Oh gawd she looks awful again. What are the odds?

So, the dress. It’s Ralph Lauren, the Shelly Silk Cady Evening dress at $3890 (£2903). As usual, the hem is way too long and she isn’t wearing the proper undergarments so you see a belly pooching out. The dress itself is nice enough, it’s just boring. Her hair is a mess, it looks like she just came in from weeding the garden and forgot to do her hair. It would probably pain her too much to wear color, seeing as she was forced into neutrals by the Evil Royal Family, but this would have been nice in a yellow or a red. It’s just..yawn. Same old thing. Strapless column silhouette, neutral color, hair in a horrible updo, not hemmed properly and no shapewear. Rinse, repeat. #MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleFashionFail #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleExposed

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley Thirsty Markle

You would think Meghan Markle’s instinct would be to cradle the bottom of Kelly’s baby bump.

A matriculant today knows a third of something or anything. A matriculant from 1980 knew two thirds of everything. Regression in education standards helps absolutely no one.

@JHBWater I am laughing at your extreme incompetence. What a bunch of dunces. Is this what 30% pass rate gives us? Your government failed you and us. We need to rise people, we cant keep doing this repeatedly every few months. We need a line in the sand. There has to be accountability.

@JHBWater There is NO WATER!

UPDATE: Repairs at corner Elise Street and Malibongwe Drive in Ruiterhof are underway and estimated restoration time is 20:00. Further updates will be provided should there be any operational challenges. #JoburgUpdates ^LM

@JHBWater JWAPP 40104573

#JoburgUpdates Randburg System Update ^SE

@JHBWater @niecewel There is no water coming from Kensington B reservoir. Bryanston X3 is dry.

@niecewel Greetings valued customer, the latest update indicated that water will be restored at 20:00. We will give feedback should our team experience difficulties. ^SE

Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]

@AntiWokeMemes If they say it is bad, it clearly has some health benefits. I'd say, eat more. WHO is not to be trusted. They want us all starving or dead. Agents of misinformation.

The WHO claims that eating Bacon is not good for you. What will you do next? A. Eat Even More Bacon B. Trust the WHO

@StuObe @JHBWater @CityofJoburgZA @News24 @Lesufi Maybe Zille is our last hope. She irritates me but seems to get the job done. And I think we need a person of action not talk.

@JHBWater @CityofJoburgZA @ewn @News24 no water for days, refuse uncollected for over a week, parts of our enclosure have no power. @Lesufi I hope you are proud of what you haven't achieved. Enjoy your hotel showers while your city dies

#JoburgUpdates Update: Unplanned Water Interruption: Elise Street and Malibongwe Drive in Ruiterhof. ^LM

@JHBWater Can we get another update?