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if i make it to 10k followers ill commission official big tiddied bikini artwork to celebrate.
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like this is coming from ME. Miss "I made a 3-Star Admiral follow me on Twitch" and "I got pregnant in an Arleigh Burke Destroyer."
STOP. TELLING. CIVILIANS. TO JOIN. THE MILITARY.
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WILL THIS LETTUCE LAST LONGER THAN THE CEASEFIRE?
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my 11 month old is constantly stealing sips of my sparkling water. he does not like it. he makes a face when he drinks it. nevertheless, he persists.
lauren@mercurygurl
does anyone else have a toddler who’s obsessed with sparkling water
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my girlfriend refuses to drink water so i put a little bit of food coloring into a glass of water and call it gamer juice. she drinks it right up every time
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@kaiju_waifu BUT!! DECORATING MY CUBICLE!!!! SMALL TALK AT THE WATER COOLER!!!!!
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As someone whose only jobs in life have been bobarista (18) and doctor (27) is it so wrong of me to romanticize having my own a cubicle and yearning for a corporate slop bowl?
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ohhhh so the crew of the artemis II can take candids of each other while piloting a spaceship but my friends can’t take them of me when we’re hanging out
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Me when my editor asks how reporting for the story is going
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
Trump: I have the greatest plan of all, won't reveal what it is
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I can’t go out with you tonight, I have to update my toaster.
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@emilykmay Too many of these men are not yearning ENOUGH tbh!!!!!
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love a highly yearny-horny Twitter
:･ﾟ✧ ˚ ʚ♡ɞ ˚ ⋆ ˚｡⋆ ౨ৎ˚ 🪩🪻@Cadburburz
a mans twitter is either extremely political, highly yearny-horny, or a sports fan page
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And to be clear, if you generate a fake receipt using AI, I will probably STILL send you a free pin. Terms and conditions apply.
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Step 1: Pre-order my new book, I AM NOT A ROBOT.
Step 2: Prove you're human by uploading your receipt 👉 joannastern.com/pin.
Step 3: Receive your free "Verified Human" pin.
Step 4: Pretend you work at TGI Fridays and wear your pin.
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Rory McIlroy when asked about his Masters Champions Dinner menu for tonight: “People kept asking what I didn’t go more Irish. I said because I want to enjoy it as well.” 😂😂😂
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