BrainCellAuditor
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@espn Trump tells FIFA to remove the US suspension, they choke. Harry Kane golfs with Trump, England chokes. For the love God Messi, go play golf with Trump! Everything he touches falls to pieces!!!!
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@RealCandaceO You need to have your head evaluated…how did you become such a retarded insufferable cunt?
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I always put the phone on my right side, be it front pocket or back pocket ... always.
That's not him.
Em@Mini_111111
❗️It’s WORTH noting— We have the kid in black pulling and putting his phone back into his RIGHT front pocket. We have the kid in red putting his phone in his LEFT front pocket. If you’re a creature of habit like me, this is a big deal.
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BREAKING: The National Guard has just suspended the 8 pilots who flew these Apache helicopters super close to beach goers in South Carolina.
For the MAGA folks who are pissed off at this, here are the reasons why:
- Powerful rotor wash can blast sand, shells, and debris into people.
- Beach umbrellas, towels, and other loose items can become dangerous projectiles.
- Extremely loud noise can cause discomfort or hearing damage.
- Blowing sand can reduce the pilots' visibility.
- Low altitude over crowds leaves little margin for emergencies.
- People can be startled, panic, or lose their footing.
- Military safety procedures generally discourage
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@preparedwombat @BorgFella420 You sound like a virgin who’s quadruple vaccinated
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@BorgFella420 I’m not the only American who’s rooting for Belgium.
Everything Trump touches dies.
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@MassieNation19 @krassenstein We don’t hate America just the corrupt orange turd at the top that taints everything he touches - strap in a pair and live with the consequences of your actions rather than spoil everything for everyone else
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@Yankees Lost 3 in a row to the 2026 Red Sox? That’s like losing three in a row to the 2026 Red Sox…
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@Champaign_Room @IMAbrose What kind of a loser uses Like A Prayer for the sound clip? So lame.
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This is horrific. 😞
Pete Buttigieg@PeteButtigieg
This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious. Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal. substack.com/home/post/p-20…
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@JonnyRoot_ I can’t wait for Super Duper Christian night where pro LGBTQ players will have the opportunity to wear crosses on their hats…then when they write something anti Christian over the cross the league will applaud their bravery…
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JUST IN: Major League Baseball is openly discriminating against Christian players
MLB issued a warning to the 3 Christian San Francisco Giants pitchers who wrote Bible verses on their Pride hats saying similar behavior will not be tolerated:
“The writing on the cap violates our rules, and consistent with normal practice, we have warned the players about future violations,” Pat Courtney, MLB’s chief communications officer told The Athletic


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@JoJoFromJerz You’re probably in the top 5 most insufferable human beings on the planet…holy shit
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Donald Trump is dying.
He knows it.
Everyone around him knows it.
They are ALL lying to us about it.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost
President Trump had 22 medical specialists assess him as part of his latest checkup, according to a medical report recently released by the White House, who also declined to identify which physicians assessed him. wapo.st/4fxV0jE
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