ComplianceClarity

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@RobertJBateman Sadly mine seems to have auto updated....

Who else is holding out?

@seether All of them!

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@RobertJBateman He takes his image and skills seriously too..

Ronaldo takes your privacy seriously.

@RobertJBateman At the time i was flabbergasted as suspicious as to why they were let off; this says it all. Great piece.

In March, the ICO concluded an investigation into retail facial recognition firm Facewatch, finding no action was required Facewatch boasted in a (deleted) post that this "judgement" meant that it was "fully compliant". It now seems the government might have influenced the ICO.

@EerkeBoiten @MissIG_Geek @Abebab Meh. That's working to others priorities and not your own. That's the quickest way to fail and not get what you need done and when based on the whole picture of your to do list...and the quick response means you are constantly on edge waiting for things to drop..

people who respond to your email seconds right after you hit send

@MissIG_Geek That's 100% what i mean !

@ComplianceClar1 Depends which plot you mean….if it’s the one where the regulatory body acts as a shield for abusive biz and govt while hampering individual humans from exercising their rights, then they’re right on track AFAICT

So much WTF Surveillance is *not* care Software is *not* safety And ‘regulation’ means ENFORCING THE LAW AGAINST THOSE WHO BREAK IT, not doing free PR for the highest bidders

@MissIG_Geek Wow. Good people do exist in this treacle molasses of humanity. May they forever prosper.

The best thing about being reunited with my phone is the kindness and thoughtfulness of the lovely people who found it, used Siri to call “Mum”, and followed her directions to return it to me. What absolute stars. I hope they live long and happy lives full of joy and love!!

@MartinSLewis As a proponent of overpayment when times were good (when rates v low) for when the hard times came (now), i was wondering if your tool in the calculation now takes into account the change in the interest rates over the remaining term to show even more benefits to do so?

Want to overpay your mortgage with savings? See if it's worth it using this calculator... moneysavingexpert.com/mortgages/mort… #MartinLewis

Let's get #wAIpe trending - the first unicorn #AI shit analysis app backed by @a16z with a market valuation of $3.76 Billion immediately out of stealth. This has been moving fast for the last couple of hours - you might want to grab your imodium and get ready for this one...

@alexanderhanff Great thread that made me laugh a lot. Great work Alex 🎯

So we can thread some "relevant" advertising into your AssGPT time - look out for our companion smart app "wAIpe!" (patents pending) - coming soon to Apple app store and Google Play. #ai #ethics #privacy #gpt #machinelearning #gan #generativeai #law #compliance

I just applied for a trademark for AssGPT because we seem incapable of doing anything for ourselves any more and have to rely on immature technology which is not fit for purpose and doesn't respect the law. #privacy #ai #ethics #surveillance #law #chatgpt #gpt4 #llm #gpt3

@RobertJBateman I think given this and the main judgement re LI the only recourse for Meta is either.. a) leave the EU market b) make the service paywalled with data grab as part of the paid service terms. c) honour the judgement and do as it is told. Can't see c) EVER happening . bets are a)

"...Judgment C-252/21 concurs with the EDPB’s position that controllers can only rely on contract as legal basis for processing that is objectively necessary to perform the contract" It sure does. And this seriously harms Meta's chances of appealing certain Irish DPC decisions.

@MissIG_Geek @SkokholmIsland Fancy doing one in dedication to our illustrious Information Commissioner?...

Hey @SkokholmIsland, I finally finished that puffin embroidery! Thinking of tackling the lighthouse next…..

@MissIG_Geek Brilliant :)

After a year, and a week before I move out, next-door’s cat *finally* awarded me the Slow Blink Seal Of Feline Approval. My work here is done

@TriTim Gotta put sleasy MPs and Local Govt politicians past and present somewhere right for all their misdemeanours..

@TriTim @writebikerepeat Pantani Cancellara Voight Miss em all. They were riders.

If you could guarantee 3 riders would win a stage at this Tour de France, who are you picking? No need to explain, just go with your gut 🤔 #TDF2023

@MartinSLewis @CornwallInsight I wonder if there is anything in the electricity price not dropping as the govt are, and will do so more, loosing fuel duty and vat receipts from eVehicles and self generation and storage, and this is a way to surreptitiously make back and element of that loss..

New energy price cap predictions from @CornwallInsight. KNOWN: Price cap will drop average 17% this Sat. PREDICTION: Price cap will drop a further average 5% on 1 Oct (so 21% lower than now) PREDICTION: Price cap will rise average 1% in January (so 20% lower than now) The further out it is, the more crystal ball gazing it is.

@RobertJBateman @PrivacyMatters @ICOnews Wow that is so excessive it makes my gut look less so...

@PrivacyMatters @ICOnews I really do want to know about this policy development. I could apply for a free trial if I hand over all of this data (and more).

Dear @ICOnews I'd like to request a copy of the interview or prepared statement given by Deputy Commissioner Stephen Bonner as reported here mishcon.com/news/ico-warns… Thank you

@MissIG_Geek Ahh this is pure truth and pure FACT gold. It is plainly evident that the model of regulator and educator for business, is a mutually incompatible requirement and needs to be functionally split into different roles and organisations. Simples. No conflict of interest.

Looks like a pattern, doesn’t it?

It’s so very UK today that a regulator publicly states that they won’t do their job properly and frames that as a virtue rather than an abdication of its duty of care to the nation’s people. If you’re wondering how biz gets away with abusing your data - it’s because of this 👇🏽

@RobertJBateman @PrivaCat Lol. They are definitely monetary controllers..

@PrivaCat Controllers are $1bn and up. I'm obviously making a joke about poor legal drafting though... ;)

Devices with a "voice recognition feature". According to Florida's new Digital Bill of Rights. 1. A 19th Century "phonautograph", used for "recording... sounds." 2. Cups on a string, used for "transmission (of) sounds." 3. A Neanderthal bone flute, which "use(s)" sound.