What are you doin'!? Sittin' around with a thumb up your ass???
sh4rkpuppy@sh4rkpuppy2008
HAHAHAHA SOME OF THESE R SO UNHINGED IM CRYING
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☃️❄Snowzilla❄☃️
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@ComradeZilla
I hate people when they're not polite. he/him
Katılım Eylül 2012
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@NickButBarely Oh shit, I had a customer that happened to. When he had it towed in he said it made a hissing sound followed by a "pop" like a balloon. When I lifted it and saw a hole I could fit my fist through I knew he was full of shit.
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I would’ve loved to have heard the noise this corvette made when it went kaput
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I always think about the time I saw them live and the singer goes “this song is called respect” and they covered walk by Pantera
Guitarbizon@symeew13
How do YOU feel about Disturbed?
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@pratikdunya More like "Making Some Inedible Bullshit For Dinner With Kyle". Fucking asshole.
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@BisqueBoi @fritolaysia That was a memory that didn't need to be unlocked.
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@fritolaysia I hope the Christian rock edition of “Pharaoh Pharaoh” is pretty well down the list
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I would really like to know who got offended by my Giuliani tweet
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@ComradeZilla exactly! she’s adorable! there’s no reason to come into my dreams and bully her!
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It's 2. Not because I wanna bang her, I just think she'd be the most pleasant to sit next to.
✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️@yankeedraft
You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?
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@dannarebb I can see that. The legit hate against her is wild anyway. How can you not love a woman that looks like a life-size Polly Pocket that sings raunchy music?
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@ComradeZilla I once had a dream everybody was being really mean to her and I was trying to shield her from the bullying, and ever since then I’ve felt a certain sort of affection for her
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@ComradeZilla it was on the counter (for some reason)and she picked it up and ate it lol
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we have a rule at my parents house called "inspect before you ingest" cos my mom has eaten multiple inedible things, including (but absolutely not limited to) fuzz balls, dirt, a small rock, and one of my bother's baby teeth
Anto@plantonio_
Accidentally ate soap at this wedding thinking it was a cookie
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i’m 4000 days clean off heroin!! FOUR FUCKIN THOUSAND NO FUCKIN OPIOIDS THATS INSANE
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@lizbeeNhonesty Have you been experimenting with recent trends?
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@NWmentality_9 @marxiners I often say this to coworkers that bring me annoying tasks.
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@marxiners Me yelling that in the office and getting the strangest concerned looks from my colleagues
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