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Think about Pokémon from the perspective of an NPC, and you quickly realize the 10-year-old protagonist is an absolute menace to society.
• The Home Invasions: A child enters your house uninvited, snoops around, and looks for items to take.
• The Forced Muggings: You make eye contact with a child on your way to work. By law, you are now legally obligated to fight their fire-breathing dragon. You lose. You are forced to hand the child your cash.
• The Ecological Disaster: This kid removes hundreds of local wildlife from their natural habitat, permanently trapping them in a digital Pokeball just to fill out a checklist. But that doesn't stop them from catching multiple copies.
• The Warlord Status: The kid toppled a government, dismantled the mafia, and captured literal gods... all because an old man gave them some homework.
You didn't save the Pokémon world. You conquered it. And the scariest part is the game made you feel like a hero the entire time.

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