King David The Based

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King David The Based

King David The Based

@BasedKingDavid

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Katılım Nisan 2025
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Mandy Arthur
Mandy Arthur@mandyarthur·
I Hate The Antichrist.
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King David The Based
King David The Based@BasedKingDavid·
@xagreat Jesus commanded us not to believe Paul in Matthew 24:23-27, but the church doesn’t seem to give a damn what Jesus said.
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Duke Of Nigeria.
Duke Of Nigeria.@xagreat·
Paul never met Jesus, but he wrote half of the Bible. Lol
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Leonarda Jonie
Leonarda Jonie@leonardaisfunE·
Soon it will be antisemitic to oppose the antichrist.
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King David The Based
King David The Based@BasedKingDavid·
@AccordingToLee At least men aren’t so ugly that we feel the need to slop makeup on our faces before we even leave the house. We’d be really ugly if we got to that point.
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Lee
Lee@AccordingToLee·
There’s a conversation happening on TikTok where the girls are finally talking about how a lot of men aren’t actually attractive. Like you go to the grocery store and see a ton of stunning women, but men? You will remember how many months back you last saw a hot man.
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King David The Based
King David The Based@BasedKingDavid·
@Christy4Change The Bible never says that the Israelites will form a confederation of nations and vote to give the Promised Land to themselves, it does say that Edomites will do that, though. It also says that it pisses God off when they do that.
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Christy 💕
Christy 💕@Christy4Change·
Nowhere in the bible does it say to support a Zionist country founded in 1948 by the Rothschilds…
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Hazel Appleyard
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard·
“I dumped my girlfriend because she made a ‘test’ instagram story and I failed”. Notice how the 26 year old man conveniently leaves out her age (and dodges mentioning it in the comments). Bro is definitely dating a teenager and then getting upset that she’s acting like a teenager.
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King David The Based
King David The Based@BasedKingDavid·
@nickimoraa 40 year old woman is single and claims it is because she was perfect and everyone else was bad? Are you going to buy her ocean front property in Kansas too?
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Nicki 🫧🪷
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
I saw a woman on TikTok say she was a “good girl” her whole life. Did everything the “right” way. Followed the rules. Kept the peace. Put everyone else first. Now she’s in her 40s and said all she feels like she has to show for it is grief and a lot of built-up anger. And honestly… as a woman in her 20s, I felt that deeply . Because nobody really talks about how being the “good girl” often benefits everyone around you… except the actual good girl. Everyone else gets the patience, the understanding, the sacrifice. And she’s the one left realizing she spent years shrinking herself just to keep everyone else comfortable.
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King David The Based
King David The Based@BasedKingDavid·
@Just4Tweets1986 The prophets repeatedly said that God never wanted sacrifice, including Jesus repeatedly saying that God desires mercy not sacrifice. So obviously PSA fails on that principle alone.
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Kitt The Provisionist ✝️🩸🌎
I'm seriously starting to doubt Penal Substitutionary Atonement. The responses to the objections against PSA have been weak and dismissal. However, I've advocated for PSA for so long, it's hard to change the way I articulate the gospel. This is a total paradigm shift for me.
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Darth Powell
Darth Powell@VladTheInflator·
Guys the only fucking way this ends is if we outbid AIPAC. Sorry, it's the truth. A collective of American Patriots beating them in donations. Politicians only listen to money.
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King David The Based
King David The Based@BasedKingDavid·
@shesrideordie No one pays attention to a woman for five minutes and they claim they’re “living in a state of abandonment.” How very “strong and independent” of them.
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Fight With Memes
Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes·
My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery.
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King David The Based
King David The Based@BasedKingDavid·
@ToriatheistTori So, the point you’re making is that women should choose better men? Or are they incapable of using their intellect and supposed “female intuition” to do so?
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Miss G
Miss G@Green_k100·
Why do so many women use the word narcissist when referring to men ?
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King David The Based
King David The Based@BasedKingDavid·
@zacharyhunt90 If Christians would actually read the Bible every now and then you guys would know how stupid some of the things you say is. Israel and Judah are two separate entities. The Jews are not biblical Israel, they never were.
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Zachary Hunt✝️
Zachary Hunt✝️@zacharyhunt90·
The church is not the "new Israel." Christians are not the "new Jews." There are Gentile believers in Jesus, and there are Jewish believers in Jesus. This is the church. Israel remains a literal nation of ethnic people who God made an unconditional covenant with, and no man's twisting of scripture will change that. This is the truth.
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Liberacrat™️
Liberacrat™️@ViralVideos·
Even their own people are fatigued…
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