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@memeticsisyphus Please let this guy be a forever meme. Please god in heaven, make it so.

@ginacarano As a big fan of both mma legends, I was thrilled with the results. Gina lost 100lbs, made a big bag and escaped without an injury. Love it. Gina and RRR both won.

This was one of the best rides of my life. I felt locked in fight night. No fear just focused positive adrenaline. Love to my team. 🥹 My heart is heavy, I wanted to throw, battle, win, but I kicked when I should have moved and was down and done. If I hadn’t tapped she would’ve broken my arm, as it had begun to crackle. The disappointment of losing like that is very humbling. @JonnyBones and @cainmma came up to my table after the fight. They set my mind straight. Jon said, “You haven’t fought in 17 years? Do you know how big your balls have to be to get back in there after that long? Did you set some sort of record or something? Respect!” 🤣 That’s exactly what I needed to hear from the best to ever to do it. I’ve been in a caloric deficit for a year, training felt like swimming as hard as I could upstream. I can count on two hands the number of times I felt good training. It was physically the hardest thing I’ve ever done taking the weight off while turning back into an athlete. I felt like a science experiment losing 100lbs. Every week the pressure of how to get that little bit off. I learned a little late how to do it healthier but trial by fire. The California Athletic Commission is great and one of the strictest in the world. They weighed me a week and a half before the fight, extra tests and scans, multiple drug tests. We weighed in and they weighed us the night of the fight to make sure we complied with the rehydration rules, which I passed all easily. I needed to go through this fight to implement permanent lifestyle changes and now I feel like this is just the beginning. I can’t wait to see where I can push my body to go next. I’m so glad the world got to experience this version of @rondarousey I found a beautiful woman, wife, mother, daughter, sister and legend. I adore you lady. We made history, again. I hope @MostVpromotions MMA @netflix continue on because they CRUSHED it. Respect where respect is due. @nakisa_bidarian @jakepaul It was such a great experience. Thank you ALL for showing your support. It’s because of you we get to face our fears and live our dreams. With all my heart, thank you all. ♥️

@legendy_six @ImMeme0 All valid points.

@ConicSurface @ImMeme0 Rule 1 and 2 are golden - not sure why he didn't usher the little ones behind the counter or the kitchen (it's DC - betcha its locked and behind bullet-proof glass). As for Rule 3...well...y'know - libs gonna lib...if he's a resident there's a 90% chance he voted for this.

Family with children hid behind a pillar after a fight broke out between black teens inside a Chipotle in Washington, D.C.

@ksorbs May 11, 2026, Tyler Brown fired 50-60 rounds from an assault-style rifle at random vehicles on Cambridge's Memorial Drive. Kevin's post is the first I heard of it. Perp didn't fit media narrative.

This woman freed the criminal that shot up the people from the in Massachusetts. Why do they always look like this? And why haven’t we heard much about this mass shooting from the media?

@adparade @ImMeme0 See rule 1 and 2.

@ConicSurface @ImMeme0 What was the dad supposed to do? Did you read WHERE this took place? Washington, DC! There's nothing he could've done. They would've mrdered him. And then an idiot liberal judge would've given them 6 month sentences.

@Hard_Stop_UpTop @ImMeme0 false

@ConicSurface @ImMeme0 Stop saying this arm yourself shit like it’s going to matter. There’s a bigger issue. You’re not allowed to defend yourself or your family Maybe work on fixing that. Being strapped is going to end bad for that guy any way it goes. Be pissed at yourself for not recognizing

@Still_Mark_Rami @ImMeme0 He never took any mental reps, what if senarios. Probably the type of guy that sits with his back to the entrance, believes in the good in all people.

@ConicSurface @ImMeme0 I was wondering the same thing - go to the kitchen, out a back door. And why isnt he shielding the girl, he has her in front of him.

@bckhndbabysauce @ImMeme0 Yep, covered under 1 and 2.

@ConicSurface @ImMeme0 How bout don’t swim in a shark tank

@unlimited_ls Assuming the baby is white and the judge is a liberal, the most she can get is reduced charges and probation.

🚨NEW: Florida daycare worker claims she “SPAZZED OUT” and violently slammed a 3-month-old infant into a crib, leaving the baby with multiple skull fractures, a broken leg, and a brain bleed LaKayla E. Hamilton admitted she took out her anger on the infant after becoming upset over personal issues and a text message she received at work She reportedly told deputies she slammed the baby into the crib so hard she heard the child’s head hit the frame beneath the mattress The infant was rushed to a hospital with severe injuries, including skull fractures, a fractured leg, fractured ribs, bruising across the head and face, and bleeding on the brain Investigators said doctors believed the baby could have died if the parents had not quickly sought medical treatment

@ImMeme0 I see stuff like this and assume a Learning Center scam of some type is involved.

Welcome to guy’s $24.5 million home in Manhattan.

@ImMeme0 The world is full of good people and bad people. Bad people often become politicians, public school teachers and actors.

Explain it to me like I’m 5. Why is she still in Congress, and why hasn’t she lost her citizenship?

@Emilio2763 Not only did Gina get paid but her pre fight conditioning, losing 100lb, increased her odds of a longer more functional life and movie roles. She is a winner.

They were Both Paid Combined Over $30 Million. That’s just the “Purse” for the Fight Contract Itself. They were paid Millions More for All the Promotion of the Event…

@warcroft @Emilio2763 Seats filled is plausible and likely. The illusion is wild, they do look empty af. When light passes by the seats, people become visible and when the light moves away they vanish. Not a value added effect for a venue. In

@Emilio2763 The stadium wasn't empty. Stadiums that have those LED lights on every seat, they look empty on TV WWE had the same problem. The stadium looks empty. 1st image is WWE Netflix debut show. 2nd image Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia

What did they Sell 12 Tickets to this?!… x.com/MattWallace888…

@starwars Disney's spokesperson is vile and hates you.

but really, who could choose? For more hallways watch Ahsoka, The Clone Wars, The Mandalorian, Andor & Rogue One streaming on Disney+.

@worthitorwoke @ginacarano @RondaRousey Currently wearing one of my RRR UFC jerseys but not rooting against either legend. Happy they are cashing in.

I don't actually enjoy watching women's boxing or MMA (because I don't like watching women get hit, even by other women), but I'll be watching @ginacarano and @RondaRousey tonight. Anyone else?

@TRobinsonNewEra Brilliant!

Everyone who turned up today and behaved impeccably ended this tyrant . Thank you

@Emilio2763 I am an MMA fan. I know these legends don't represent the best in women's mma today and don't care. I have mad love and respect for both. Hope they make bank and for certain will be wearing my Rowdy jersey while watching it live.

This Will Easily get Close to 50 Million Views on Netflix…

Young blood therapy uses blood from young people to reduce inflammation, boost stem cell activity, and reverse some age-related decline in wealthy people. Not too different than a vampire.

72-year-old John Travolta is the newest Hollywood celebrity to get a brand new face, debuting it at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival where shocked viewers say the actor looks 20 or even 30 years younger.

@ginacarano @netflixsports @netflix @MostVpromotions Without Gina there is no Ronda. Without Ronda, there is no female division in the UFC. Hope they both make bank and put on a good show.

I’ve shown up this far. I’ll be there to show up for this fight. Saturday, May 16th. Come with us. The hard work it took to get here some will never know, but the ones that know have shown nothing but respect. I appreciate you. @netflixsports @netflix @MostVpromotions @rondarousey

@hyperfocal @ClownWorld Outsource your violence when possible.

@ClownWorld Moment that starts, I call my often bored small town police department.

This door-to-door salesman shows up with full main character energy and instantly starts demanding the homeowner “come outside and say it like a man” He rants about his shoes, claims he doesn’t listen to video devices, and keeps escalating hard even after they say they’re not interested. Remember when door-to-door salesmen used to be polite and professional? Wild times.