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@TomsGirl61 @UTFR93 Strangely didn’t cut to him after Strujik’s penalty

@UTFR93 TNT spent longer on him than the rest of the game

Danny Dyer proudly singing that Bowen is shagging his daughter. What a geezer

@DonAndresMagic @MinistryOfMemer @gharkekalesh All the people on that continent

@MinistryOfMemer @gharkekalesh That dogs life is worth more than all the people in that video.

A single dog attacked and bit multiple youths in under 30 seconds.😨

@DBishop2812 I do beans in same pan that sausage and bacons been done in, get all fucking grease in em

Of course I immediately emptied the beans out of the ramekin. We need to stop normalising beans in ramekins and return to using the sausages as a breakwater. We used to be a proper country.

@CityBureaucrat Every video of India or Pakistan there’s always large amounts of rubble just in the street

Incredible content. Thanks, Elon.

@DailyMail @MediaSOI Probably barbecued someone’s cat too

Moment hotel migrants party at hotel barbecue after allegedly raping 33-year-old woman on Brighton Beach trib.al/pTWLnew

@BazaritoDorito @Alarsenalnews_

@Alarsenalnews_ Fans had a chant for this: Tony Adams is magic, he's got a magic knob, And when he saw Caprice, he put it in her gob, He put it in her fanny, he put it in her bum, And then he went to White Hart Lane and shagged Glenn Hoddle's mum

When Tony Adams got together with Caprice Bourret, the dressing room was as stunned by it as everyone else. This was Tony Adams, dating a super model. At first it had all gone well enough. They went out, had weekends away, and he admitted he felt like a king being with one of the most famous women in the world. But after a while Adams knew something was off. The more time they spent together, the more he felt he was getting the show rather than the person. By then he was sober, going to AA meetings four or five times a week, and trying to live a different way. He had started caring less about the surface of things and more about whether there was actually anything underneath them. So he spoke to his therapist James and came to a decision. He had to end it properly. So when he went round to Caprice’s place just off the New King’s Road in Chelsea, he was nervous. He also admitted she looked stunning when she opened the door, which did not exactly make the whole thing easier. For a second he was tempted to say nothing at all and stay the night. He knew he could not do that. “Look, Cap.” “I can’t go on with this. It’s f****** my head up.” “I’m not getting anything back from you.” “I need to put my recovery first. It’s more important than any relationship.” She told him she had strong feelings and thought the relationship was the real thing. That left Adams confused because it was probably the first time in the whole relationship that he felt they had actually been properly intimate. But by then he had already made his mind up. A few weeks later Arsenal had a game against Spurs. Tim Sherwood was speaking to Adams and Lee Dixon and the subject came up. Sherwood looked at Dixon in disbelief and went: “Caprice? Him - Caprice?” Dixon did not waste much time dressing it up. “Yes.” “And he bombed her out.” Sherwood could not believe it. “You f****** idiot, what do you do that for.” Adam’s just shrugged his shoulders.

@Adamski82 @Owen_1906 @JMcGhie_90

@Owen_1906 That's our wee Jamie Lee on board

Good day out that yesterday shame we’re fucking shite

@MonteryJ @PolitlcsUK “More money in your family’s pocket”

@PolitlcsUK “We’ve cut fuel by 3p so the working people will no longer feel the brunt of it, my government working for the people”

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will address the nation this morning

@aseisheated @BJP_Ls It’s fine Tonka

@BJP_Ls My name is Tonka Jahari but I’ll never order a whole pizza for myself, I mean I’ll take it but…

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

@henry080857 @KarlTurnerMP Definitely filed a fake police report

@KarlTurnerMP The very place, the street that #MorganMcSweeney’s claims that his phone was nicked has blanket CCTV, both private & state owned, yet not one video has surfaced to substantiate that this alleged theft took place. Not one video. Not one.

I got the memo now. Morgan McSweeney was mugged, reported that to the police, followed all the processes. Any questions around this is just conspiracy theory territory, really. Let’s move along now. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@BBCSport Might have a better car if Horner was still in charge, the dude him and his cunt dad forced out.

Max Verstappen says he is considering his future in Formula 1 after finishing eighth at the Japanese GP 🤔⁣ ⁣ The four-time world champion has been vocal about his concerns over the new 2026 regulations and cars.

@Wondzak17 @wastingfreeage1 @McFlybowy @OluwaTomicine @OddWhale I’m shocked 2.4k other dumb cunts liked it

@wastingfreeage1 @McFlybowy @OluwaTomicine @OddWhale his dumbass thought that was in Napoli and he’s trying to get around it 😂😂

@LBC You take the word of their organisers but questioned the UTK numbers

An estimated half a million people gathered in London for “the biggest demonstration ever against the far right”, organisers said. lbc.co.uk/article/half-a…

@narindertweets Is protesting all you do? Literally every weekend

Say it loud, say it clear...

@PolitlcsUK Coward.

🚨 WATCH: Ipswich Town’s Chairman apologises for hosting Nigel Farage “I unreservedly apologise for any hurt, pain, distress that’s been caused”

@BBCSport Hate the spoiled little brat

Max Verstappen ejected a journalist from his news conference at the Japanese Grand Prix. It's because of a row that dates back to last year's season finale in Abu Dhabi.

@TouchlineX They’ll go hard on these rules in the first few games then it’ll all be forgotten

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: FIFA have officially announced the new rules for the 2026 World Cup! 1️⃣ 𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗦𝗨𝗕𝗦: When a player is taken off, he has 10 seconds to leave the pitch. If they take longer, their replacement will have to wait one minute before entering, leaving his team with one fewer player. 2️⃣ 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪-𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟 𝗞𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗦: Once a throw-in or goal kick takes place, a 5-second timer will be applied. If the player takes longer than 5 seconds, it will result in loss of possession. 3️⃣ 𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: A player receiving medical attention on the field MUST LEAVE and WAIT one minute before returning on the pitch, unless the injury was caused by a foul sanctioned with a card. 4️⃣ 𝗩𝗔𝗥 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡: VAR will now be able to review second yellow cards that have lead to a red, as well as incorrectly awarded corner kicks. 5️⃣ 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗦: Only the captain is allowed to request explanations from the referee, if the rest of the players talk to the referee surround the referee, they will be given a yellow card.

@BillyZigouras @elonmusk Do you think they faked all 6 moon landings? And faked Apollo 13?

Incredible that it was only 66 years from the first controlled, powered flight to landing on the Moon!

@AdamOliver07 @JMcGhie_90

@liamgallagher @Vic200tor

@Vic200tor You celebrate like this when you get a CORNER

City celebrating like they just won the UCL, embarrassing club man