Connor Seaman

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

@realDonaldTrump and @SecRollins The situation in the Middle East could not make a stronger case for more nitrogen fertilizer production in the U.S.. We are highly reliant on imports for our nitrogen needs. We can produce this here at home. American farmers need help.

Happy 14th anniversary to the GOAT bowling moment

Puts into perspective how great Antonio Gates was

guys the pilot with zyn on the dash is callsign “mullet” and his f-15 Strike Eagle has an eagle with a mullet painted on it

@Gia7Maria @clar_00 Gotta be at least 12

@clar_00 How many cattle are there?

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl

In the four seasons since the trade, Justin Jefferson has 527 more yards than Stefon Diggs on 68 fewer targets and 6 fewer games played.

Josh Allen it’s up to you to stop this

Isaiah Davis (@z4days) having to stop mid-sentence to hold back tears... ...not because of the championship, because he's done playing for South Dakota State. Pretty damn cool stuff.

we scored.

This is how Mahomes wanted Allen to react

@rileycollins__ @NewtBruley_26

This is the first song I would play an unborn child in the womb The Baddest - Krispy Kreme (2012)

@NewtBruley_26 I do not

If anyone has any info on who did this to me please tell me so I can get the squared away. Please RT

@NewtBruley_26 Spill the beans my guy

BREAKING: Star Vikings RB Alexander Mattison was reportedly HIT BY A CAR at his home in Minneapolis this morning. Prayers up that he’s okay 🙏 Warning ⚠️ graphic video ⚠️