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@AngelaBelcamino You should be in bikini bottoms but yes. Welcome to Florida. Don’t vote liberal or we will excommunicate you.

I appreciate everyone who supported my exodus from NYC. Be honest— does Florida look good on me?

@TheJeffPutnam Fuel, air, fire. Don’t give up. It’s simple if you go back to the basics.

I’ve got a lawn mower that won’t start and I’ve done just about everything I can to it to fix it. Spark plug, carburetor redone, etc I’m about to go shoot it

@StraightFlorida That what I love about Florida. We care more about animals than liberals.

Found this little dehydrated ninja turtle crawling up my front stoop like he owned the place. Little guy’s probably lived here his whole life and finally got cooked by the Florida sun. Walked right up begging for water. Picked the right house, buddy. Now he’s got his own private backyard pond. First thing he did was drink his body weight and now he’s in full Florida retirement mode. Welcome home, champ. You earned it. 🐢

@RepJackKimble I worked 270 days over the last 12 years 12 hour days for what you make. Fuck off.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@RepJackKimble Considering you are all the cause of most of the problems I say all of you can go away. Let’s just fight for it.

Sweet Jesus we got folks out there deep frying hamburger patties?

@SouthDallasFood I just watched the whole thing. That’s my kinda post.

@AntiLeftMemes Big Gray Wine doesn’t sound very tough.

Lets hear it! 😂

@ThrillaRilla369 Just went through it. Did not end well.

Watching my dad age and see his health decline has got to be one of the scariest things I’ve ever experienced and I feel so alone right now

@0hour1 @chuckcanuck60 Working in Liberal Land Portland. You can take the boy out of Florida but you can’t take the Florida out of the boy. Just got back to hotel from the gym. Weather here sucks ass. 53 and raining. It’s fucking spring.

Happy Friday Night Folks What’s cooking!

@AmericaPapaBear A Florida Cracker hopefully.

I’m getting called cracka a lot lately. I prefer the hard R. “Cracker” Go big or go home.

@trumplicans2024 I did not know that about you. Now I am really happy I follow you. Always wanted to learn to fly. Too old now. 59 with contacts.

i flew Black Hawks for the Army(75th RR & 160th SOAR)for 22+ years... best job EVER! MOS 153D... i still fly, if you follow you know i have a small air charter biz(2 helos, 1 fixed wing), but it;s not the same... God Bless & Keep those Warrior Hero's...

@Notwokenow I did this with grok a while back. My stomping grounds.

St Augustine

@GOP_is_Gutless @find_john_galt Great post.

Greg Burgess writes.... So apparently Jill and I are on a plane to China with Trump, Elon Musk, half the Cabinet, and a collection of CEOs whose combined net worth could probably refinance the moon. Totally normal day for Gen X. And I just can’t stop laughing at how the media spent YEARS telling us: - China hated Elon - Trump was “finished” - America was collapsing - capitalism was dead - and everybody important was abandoning the U.S. Meanwhile, here we are somewhere over the Pacific looking like the cast of Succession meets Top Gun: Retirement Plan Edition. Remember when China sanctioned Marco Rubio back in 2020 and everybody acted like the geopolitical chessboard had permanently shifted? Now suddenly everybody’s still showing up to the table because — shocking development — nations tend to like: - money - technology - manufacturing - trade - AI - energy - semiconductors - and not being economically irrelevant Who knew. The best part is the internet meltdown cycle never changes. Trump: “America needs stronger trade relationships.” Media: “HITLER.” Elon: “I make electric cars, rockets, satellites, AI, and robots.” Internet activists: “Yeah but we posted an angry hashtag.” Cool. I’m sure Beijing is trembling before your TikTok resistance movement. And flying with this group is exactly what you think it would be. Trump walks around the cabin narrating reality like it’s an episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Geopolitical: “Great flight. Powerful people. Very high IQ. The Chinese are saying they’ve never seen anything like it.” Elon looks like he hasn’t slept since 2019 and is simultaneously calculating orbital trajectories and wondering if the beverage cart could be automated. Meanwhile Jill and I are sitting there like two exhausted Gen Xers who survived dial-up internet, chain-smoking restaurants, lawn darts, and drinking from garden hoses… wondering how in the hell we became side characters in the weirdest timeline imaginable. Honestly, at this point if Trump walked into Beijing blasting “Danger Zone” while Elon live-streamed it from orbit, I wouldn’t even blink. Because the people who told us America was over are still tweeting from iPhones, driving Teslas, using Starlink during hurricanes, and cashing checks tied to the same capitalist machine they claim to hate. Gen X translation: The world’s still running. The adults are still making deals. And the internet is still confusing hashtags for accomplishments. Carry on.

@0hour1 He won’t survive inside.

Yah it’s bad man 3 cops visible He’s not getting out of it.

@Hunter_Eagleman 1. Ouch.

LOL…. I’m almost and I stress almost embarrassed to say… #4! 😎

@1Nicdar 16+

I’m currently at 11.

Pass it on… DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY DO NOT COMPLY

@catturd2 @indianaVon2 I lost mine 4 years ago and now my young girl is starting to age.

Pedro is so old and grey. I can’t remember life without him. It’s been over a decade since I found him starving with about 500 ticks on him. He has good days and bad now, but he’s still the happiest dog. I know I’m not supposed to have a favorite with all my rescues - but he’s always been my best boy. Senior dogs are the best dogs.