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@scottdg93 @AdamWylde Ugh - I have no more capacity for Marner bitching anymore

@Cooking_Math @AdamWylde Marner's agent still whining about performance bonuses on Marner's first contract.

Yes I’ve seen the clip. Good lord.

@TheTweetOfGod @realkarenjean This seems like something a child would do when their parents divorce but this is even sadder?

@realkarenjean, next time you try to post fake-ass crap like this, try to remember to cover up the "made with Grok Imagine".

Why did the Jays get a statue of Chris O’Dowd?

@OoferMotorsport @ryanlevier @25YearsAgoLive I can’t see Marvel comics translating well on the screen. I’m betting that DC will do much better at the box office

@ryanlevier @25YearsAgoLive dude i would pay so much money to see a captain america movie

The long-anticipated Jurassic Park III comes out in theaters.

@SamAMcKee Come on guys - you’re gonna drive all the England players away with this negative coverage

England went full Maple Leafs. Gravity of the moment got to them. Unbelievable heartbreak for the Lions. Hard to believe that just happened.

It’s a shame that Argentina won but at least England lost in a completely devastating way

@SavageAuraDrip @catturd2 Ignoring the whole “too stupid to understand adoption” thing for a second… which parent did you think was the black one here?

@catturd2 Umm... how is one of them Asian when neither of his parents are?

Then cut them off financially.

@DanRooney820364 @Dabstorch @JoeConchaTV @JaniceGid Or… you know, people who earned their doctorates. If you can’t understand that “Dr.” extends beyond the medical people, it’s not that you have a “functional brain”, you’re just stupid.

@Cooking_Math @Dabstorch @JoeConchaTV @JaniceGid Two types of ppl put "Dr." before their name. 1) Physicians 2) Ppl who want to convey the trustworthiness of physicians to a secondary/tertiary party onto themselves.

This socialist running for senate in Michigan really believes he’s a doctor. No medical license. Never legally treated a patient in his life. This alone is disqualifying & any “journalist” who interviews him who doesn’t hold his feet to fire w/questions and follow ups is useless

@DanRooney820364 @Dabstorch @JoeConchaTV @JaniceGid Sure that’s fair - who’s talking about physicians though?

@Cooking_Math @Dabstorch @JoeConchaTV @JaniceGid Anybody with a functional brain, SOLELY refers to physicians as doctors.

@DanRooney820364 @Dabstorch @JoeConchaTV @JaniceGid But they would correctly say she has a bachelors degree. Anyone with a functioning brain knows how doctoral degrees work.

@Dabstorch @JoeConchaTV @JaniceGid AOC has a degree in economics but NOBODY with a functioning brain would call her an economist...

@djgeiger @MarkLazerus Literally nobody is doing that - if anything, we saying that your owner is disrespecting your team’s accomplishment

@MarkLazerus It’s more like we don’t care, except that you’re attacking the Canes. We don’t look kindly on that.

I'll say this about the Dundon Stanley Cup thing: The (presumably small but super vocal, like everything else on this site) number of Canes fans nakedly, desperately and angrily caping for the billionaire-bursting-with-main-character-energy is incredibly emblematic of our times.

@GoatMagic6 @cityofoaks_hky @Canes @StanleyCup @NHL “Owners” - there are literally single-digit aged children on there

@cityofoaks_hky @Canes @StanleyCup @NHL Owners

Forever etched in history

@HockeyAgent1 Imagine trying to criticize an agent for advocating for his client

Busted wide open. Turns out my day job is calling GMs and begging for offer sheets on my own guy, then hiding it so well that apparently nobody noticed except some insider. Appreciate the investigative work, really. Pulitzer season is coming 😂🙄 #WeAreGoldStar

@Road_Guy_Colin You’re cooking - do it again for the 9th

Hmm

Practically speaking, there's no chance he throws 135 pitches for the no-hitter, so why even give him the 8th

Just remembered what happened last time Colombia lost on US soil - genuinely hoping the guys who missed will be safe

@waltermasterson Isn’t he known as the Turning Point USA Throat Goat already?

You can’t convince me that Benny isn’t in a lavender marriage.

@Sportsnet @ShamsCharania He has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Kawhi Leonard and the Raptors are expected to begin extension talks this week, per @ShamsCharania 👀

@spencerpratt Stick to the city you were elected to lead… oh, that’s right!

Our premier city can't keep the lights on because of summer. This is such an embarrassment. We are the #1 country in the world, and these communists are taking us to the 3rd world.