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The Cooper and Anthony Show

@CooperAnAnthony

Crystal Award, 5X Gracie Award winning radio show now heard on @BeasleyMedia stations across the country 7p-12a M-F and 8p-1a in Vegas Call us! 888-460-6002

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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
UPS be like 1. We have no idea where your package is 2. You missed your delivery we gave it to your post office go there
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
3am ME: I’m exhausted. I’m going to sleep 3:05am MY BRAIN: Remember that thing from five years ago that turned out to be nothing? Let’s re-examine every aspect of it like a forensic pathologist
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
Friend: these are my twin boys, Jacob and Leonard Me: … Friend: … Me: Do they shed?
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
It’s ok. We can be friends from afar. I’m really not that interested in being aclose
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
Me on my way to tell my boyfriend he’s wrong
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Boyd's Backyard™
Boyd's Backyard™@TheBoydP·
What’s it called when you participate in your community wide garage sale and most of the clothes your wife is selling still has the original tags on them? I’m that.
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Emma Beasley🐝
Emma Beasley🐝@JustBeingEmma·
How much do you think it would cost to get Johnny Depp to sob at my funeral?
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
Nobody: Me pre-coffee: I tried to date a guy who worked the Cyclone at Coney Island but the relationship was too much of a roller coaster
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
Warning to future detectives. I have one of those jokey dentists who’s gonna say something like “Tooth pics or it didn’t happen, amiright??” while he identifies my remains
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My Life As Dad
My Life As Dad@milifeasdad·
*My oldest turned 9 and my 6yo was sad* Me: Why are you sad? 6yo: I want to be older. 9yo: Why do you want to be older? Do you want to look like dad?
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Just Bill
Just Bill@WilliamAder·
We turned the clocks back so far The Beatles have the No. 1 song!
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Bob Phillips
Bob Phillips@BobTheSuit·
I’ve muted so many people here it’s just me and a couple of weirdos from Denmark.
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💀SpookyLittleComic👻
💀SpookyLittleComic👻@CunniLinguist77·
Video killed the radio star. Talkies killed the silent star. What’s it going to take to kill the influencer?
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
When I say I’m “up for anything” I mean nothing before noon, no more than 10 blocks from my apartment and if it’s too hot there I’m just gonna go home and eat cereal on my couch
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Emma Beasley🐝
Emma Beasley🐝@JustBeingEmma·
I put some spot remover on our dog, Spot, and now I can't find him anywhere.
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
Spending time with my 7yo niece has taught me that children are like Velociraptors. They become scarier when you know they can open doors.
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