Cooper Ben OSENGOR

God will restore your wasted years and fill your mouth with laughter! 🙏🙏🙏

@ViniJrTalk @vinijr Doesn’t he feel any pains?

Say what you want, but I absolutely love Vini’s new look 🤩

@DaudiKabanda We are also informed that Rwabogo has threatened to divorce if your issue is not handled😎🙌

I have reliably been informed that Rwaboogo went to the President with a number of my tweets about him and asked him to restrain me from speaking about him or Condemn me publicly by referring to me as a CROOK so that I can maybe lose credibility in the society and in my Constituency. What the President needs to tell Rwabwogo is to stop being corrupt and a land grabber. When Milton Obote referred to President Museveni as a bandit and swine, it actually didn’t mean he was and it never stopped him from chasing his mission. What can actually stop me from talking about the thieves like him is DEATH nothing else. Kabanda whom he wants to refer to as a CROOK actually got for NRM 71% in Mubende with zero budget from NRM. Rwabwogo instead defrauded NRM supporters in the Districts of Kiruhura and Kazo. Now between Kabanda and Rwabwogo who is a CROOK?

@AlfonseMukasa Isn’t this Torero

If i was a drink which type of drink i would be?

@Esau_Matsiko How many minutes in the World Cup?

That means David Raya wins the Ballon Dor.

@salimishmael_ @george_odongo_ ENZO FERNANDEZ 🙌

😂😂😂

Now who will win ballondor ???

They might replay this game after the petition 🙌🥹

@Pliam_ He crossed the line Sometimes aahhh

Rumor has it that Hon. Muwanga kivumbi was severely tortured 💔

@SQLQueryCoach @chuckedguy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was serious

Minister of local government "Hon min Balaam" interviewing a science teachers! Minister: Yes man, what is yo name? Sci Tr: Im called Kizito petro Minister: were you posted here by the ministry Sc tr: Yes sir Min: where is your appointment Sc Tr: its at home but i have a soft copy Minister: go and print it and show me Sc Tr: okay sir Minister: Can u read it louder in camera Stop there, how much is per year and how much is your monthly pay Sc Tr: 4m Minister: How many days do u teach in a week. Sc Tr: 2 days Minister: call for me the HM, and bring the Tela or attendance book Sc Tr: ok sir Minister: Yes, sebo, you are the Headteacher of this school, how many teachers are paid by the government HM: 21 Minister: is Kizito part of them, HM: Yes sir Minister: was Kizito here last week and can you proove it. HM: let me check the arrival book Minister: you mean you did not see him or u want proof. Hm: i had a workshop Minister: ok, check for me if he was around last week. HM Check arrival book and looks at Kizito in dismay, kizito is shivering. Minister: was he around. HM: no sir Minister; how many days does he attend in a month Hm: 8 days Minister: is that what the appointment means or requires HM: No sir Minister: wat does it require HM: full time, atleast 4days in a week Minister: how long has he been serving here and have u ever reported his abscondment. HM: no sir Minister: so you conive with wrong doers. Minister: Kizito, u teach 8 days a month and earn 4m, out of 30days. And last week you were not around meaning 6days in a term. And i can see a patter, you report every monday at 11am, and leave on Tuesday at 3pm... meaning u teach for an average of 8hrs per week. Affande, Arrest Kizito and the Headteacher who defends embezzlement of tax payers money. I came to clear public service and recover tax payers money. And i promise you, i will trance all your records mr Kizito, u will pay back that money you have not worked for. Affande, keep for me kizito and the HM as i check other staff members.!

@rwenzori_ Not chewing hankies 😳

Moses Ali's last term campaign poster

@KorishabaBruce He was uselessly there

It looks Ali had 0 haters. Haven’t seen the other guys celebrate his death😂🙌🏽

@newvisionwire @YekoyadaUG BY ELECTION HAVE STARTED

BREAKING NEWS: The former Second Deputy Prime Minister and veteran politician Gen Moses Ali is dead. The distinguished patriot, freedom fighter, and statesman, Ali, died today at around 4:25pm. at Nakasero Hospital in Kampala. #VisionUpdates

@Jordanmutambi1 @SimonKaggwaNjal He is a critic not a journalist He will get some basement lessons then he goes back to journalism

@CooperBen256 @SimonKaggwaNjal Who is a journalist to you?

Please show me the praising tweet nkuwereze lunch. I don’t subscribe to kabandole politics.

@SamsonMKasumba The basement taught you to be loyal

Go and look that the rate of gun violence in Chicago and compare it with Kampala and you will know why there are people who choose to live in Kampala because of how safe it is. The challenge is always how we use the internet! We never google things that matter!

@AllanSseky For nose enlargement????

Behold the 2 time Olympics world champion 🔥

@SimonKaggwaNjal Kaggwa SHUT UP 🤫

You’re being too simplistic. Don’t let arbitrariness cloud your understanding of things.

@Pliam_ He caused himself that

WHERE IS HON. MUWANGA KIVUMBI? #FreeOurPeople

@dora_nakimuli Have a blessed day 🙏

@CooperBen256 When the time is right the Lord shall make it happen for you Ben! Keep praying and believing God.