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Nah fuck this

HARRISON BUTKER WITH AN ABSOLUTE HAMHOCK OF A LEG LETS GO

I am reminded of the time I was so frustrated with traffic that I disassociated and came up with an alternate reality of where we lived in a socialist state but only pertaining to traffic. As with all things, it got a little 1984ish in the end.

@RpsAgainstTrump Is that not the guy with the teeth from Fleabag

Trump picked a 22-year-old with no experience to tackle U.S. extremism. Five years ago he was a gardener. Last year, he worked in a grocery store. Only the best people

Truce is off space traitor

@atrupar *laughs in Marquis de Lafayette*

Leavitt: "It's only because of the United States of America that the French aren't speaking German right now."

@PainIncognito @doobeysnack @HarryDisaOG @jpeezer This. Probably not the greatest take, but I’ve always thought of kickers as their own world. They fuck up, you tap their helmet, say “next one”, and move on. They miss 3, let the HC or GM scream and relocate their family.

@doobeysnack @HarryDisaOG @jpeezer Bro knows he needs to make those lmfao. Was he supposed to be like “oh shit deebo I had no fuckin idea I was supposed to get it between the posts”. Deebo just emotional and feeling helpless.

Don't care if Taybor Pepper doesn't like what Deebo has to say about Moody missing a 3rd FG in a game There's 2 types of players in a team Ones that hold people to account to WIN, & ones who believe in participation medals Deebo, ain't the latter #SFvsTB

“My individual experience has been positive, therefore every measurement is wrong.” Not a new observation but we clearly have an empathy problem here.

@GregTheSooner I’m noticing a lot of people saying *their* and their family’s QOL are fine and tbh, that’s a great way to summarize. If your house is good, the rest really doesn’t matter to OK. In a way, I hear that, but it’s such a failure in the grand scheme.

I love Oklahoma, truly. Even though I lean left. I was born and raised in this MF. But PLEASE look at our quality of life metrics lmaooooo

@katyperry We’re square.

This is the greatest video I have ever seen

Salome with the Head of John the Baptist, by Gustave Moreau, 1876

lmfao

My chain dropped on the second categorised climb of the day. A fan jumped on the road, put my chain on in 5 seconds and pushed me up to speed. All this while saying i’m a machina. Thank you anonymous fan for the great help.

In honor of #OppenheimerMovie week, my tribute to my all time fav Nolan film, The Illusionist.

@DenverGravitt Okay I couldn’t decide if it was perfect or just pure chaos or maybe both

The Bear S2E6 ruined my night and is maybe the best thing I ever watched

Controlling a submarine with this

valverde destroying thousands of rando's in a gran fondo (basically the closest non riders/casuals get to competing) is at the same time both kinda cringe but also incredibly hilarious just imagine an ex world champion & gt winner destroying dave the accountant. LMAO

Got through Tour de France: Unchained. On the whole I enjoyed it, though not without critique. Rate it 7.5/10. One thing: Omitting Pogacar's crash on Spandelles, JV waiting, and the handshake that followed, is journalistic malpractice. One of the most iconic moments of #TDF2022.