Ryan “Cooter” McNeil

@usfcardsfan Shorts were zipped upon arrival, but I played significantly worse than I did when they were unzipped #noticing

@CootsMcNeil What's the update on this

walked into work and sat down and then one of my coworkers let me know that my pants were unzipped #tuesdays

@CLEgringo I swear 😭😭

@CootsMcNeil No fuckin way dawg 😂😂😂😂😂

Thinking about the time this random hook up (who had apparently just had a baby) force fed me some milk straight out the teat #whatthefuck

Could be eating box rn but you playin

@VarDawg777 I don’t wanna talk about it

Either my spidey senses are tingling or I’m about to cum idk anymore bro

@usfcardsfan Idk but the Spaniards are leading

haven't been able to watch any of the game so far how's it going

@toematerg Bigger ass

#newpfp anyone notice what’s different?

@JMBuck15 Love

Possibly breaking into the Copenhagen later tn

@mildredshotline Wait a damn minute

Simple photo I took of myself earlier

@BathroomTakez Okay 💗 Yay 💗

I love all you honkies

Take me there Toby

@cunning_bug Especially the Latinas, special place in my heart

@BathroomTakez What about the Latinas

@BlokeGriffin Hate to say it BG but it sounds like she may just not have the god given talent

@BathroomTakez Do I give up this early or start making her train

At least half of my evaluation when deciding if I want to date a woman is can she be a good partner in backyard games (cornhole/kan jam/horseshoes). Brought a lady to a BBQ yesterday and I have never lost so often and by so much in my entire life. I can’t stop thinking about it

@RedFlagForeplay Hey lol

@JMBuck15 Top tier

What’s in the box

@edward1mcdonald Just incredible

Song of the day. Play this shit at my funeral.

@minionbreeder I’m sayin

you should be able to give partial stars on Goodreads

@peripheraljane That’s Cincinnati, OH

MOJITO FOR DINNER!!!! (and guess the city in the background)

@JMBuck15 YES

Some are calling it the best Monday ever