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@ShitpostGate At least yall get to know each other a bit before it goes inside you

@imfynerthanfyne 😭😭😭

i remember when i was with a fat ngga and i told him i’m not getting on top no more cus it hurt to have my legs open that wide

@calajms Never give a man that satisfaction

i treated ur 3 inches like it was 9 because i loved you 😭

@dogfightin2 How you get that?

They’re saying I have strep dick

@rotnbrain archaeologists gonna carbon date that shit and discover a lost civilization

chiseling smegma off my dick like it’s the edible version of the sistine chapel

@dhe3g Some people just shouldn’t be able to procreate 🤦‍♂️

That bby gon look like a pelican😭.

@LFauexProd This might be an original experience

Not porn, but I often masturbate to a voice note my fiancé who took her own life once sent me complaining about a coworker chewing loudly

@11pmwithsito Didn’t know they made those

gay mexicans are the most annoying people

What mental illness do I have if I have a sex dream about the same man every single night

@BigBirdfyx Nah that just ain’t right

i hate when period blood velcros my bush shut.

@BeepBoopy666 How tf you edate and why

edated once years ago she got into meth and broke up with me for her dealer

@05DoL What a fucking let down

I’m so fucking sorry I’m Mexican

@cryptedcola Nah put them lights on. I wanna see EVERYTHING

No we may not have sex with the big light on

@Joe_knows_ball Condoms and a gun. You’ll need both

Starting internship tomorrow what the fuck do I bring to it

@soultomatoe Check the software for viruses

Getting tested after the eSex

@shoegase Buy some narcan just incase

microdosing fentanyl until i can take a suitable amount to shift to a different reality

@j_m_s_Ic I’ve seen a film like this before

2 dogs 1 bun

@yipfella ass clap got the same acoustics as flipping a light switch

yall want a skinny girl until you slap her ass and it sound like a screenshot

@RJordan25pc At this point your dick collecting unemployment

1 month no sex. Wasn’t having any before that either so you see how grim the situation is

@CanonCath Ah so the horny is there, you just got DLC restrictions

No I’m not asexual I’m Catholic

@truebrownclown JAIL

Is 20 and 15/16 a bad age gap or nah