
FOOKINELLUFC
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@WesthamHenry I reckon you will have 2 of those players at the start of the season
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@TheLeedsViews Good job he was completely forced into making that change then 💪🏼
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Pre formation change:
3W ✅
2D 🟰
7L ❌ ( 58.3% )
(12 games)
Post formation change:
8W ✅
12D 🟰
5L ❌ ( 19.2% )
(26 games)
What a job Daniel Farke has done with this team 🔥
#LUFC

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Lots of people missed the details in this image, there are a lot, whoever designed it is brilliant. He or she should get a raise.
In this image that Leeds posted, the first thing is they’re bantering their former player, Summerville, who left them to a “supposed” bigger club or premier-league established club, you can see his hand in the image 😂.
They didn’t just stop there, they showed Summerville going down the escalator, while Ampadu and Calvert-Lewin are going up. If you look at the wordings on the escalator going up, it says “Premier League way”😂😂, it indirectly means Summerville is going the wrong way, back to trenches😭
Pay attention to the inscription close to Summerville, it says “Dirty Leeds”. British football lovers know that’s one thing they use in bantering Leeds, calling them Dirty Leeds, so that’s possibly Leeds United embracing their nickname, and it could also depict the fact that Summerville is leaving dirty Leeds 😭 Like there’s a fucking detail to everything in the image, it’s crazy man.
They didn’t stop there. The posters on the wall.
If you remember that popular movie called “Judgement day” by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leeds added their Assistant captain, Pascal Struijk, he’s the one delivering the judgement to West Ham😅
There’s another parody movie poster called the Step Brothers, this movie is about two guys who moved out of their parents’ house because their parents got married. These two guys started staying together, and became best of buddies. Guess the two players they chose?
Yes, two Welsh guys, Joe Rodon and Ethan Ampadu. Both players represent Wales but “Step Brothers” in Leeds.
Again, give that fucking admin a raise😂😂.
They also have their manager’s poster there, Daniel Farke is the BOSS😭😭
The whole image depicts a typical tube station in the UK, so yeah, many of you didn’t look at it properly.
Confession: I looked at this image 50 times at least to explain all of these, and I’m still sure I missed something, tell me what I missed?
TobyWrites@tobyasky
Leeds posted this yesterday, tell me the subtle banter here😂😂😂
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@ravencrow72 @dontforgetchaos Dont metal heads eat the head ls off bats and birds? Weird freaks
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@dontforgetchaos Atchly he's wrong every metal head i know care about animal welfare and the suffering of animals so he's talking bolox
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Not sure what point you’re trying to prove.
⚒Kitch⚒@meandonlyme666
I wouldn’t walk my own dog in this heat, no… same as I wouldn’t be online, as a grown-arse English man with a Ukraine flag in my bio, telling other people how to act. Metal heads above will be turning in there grave at this one.
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@joshlufc91 Yeah we are completely fucked and need to prepare for second season syndrome is what hes saying pal
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I'm not an accountant and don't want to slag them off... so are we skint or what?
Leeds United@LUFC
A message from Paraag Marathe
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@dontforgetchaos Agree with you big Jonny boy, solid Surrey man 💪🏼
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@itockyocky @MichaelLUFC That response is so pathetic and American, no one is imported from America. stick to watching the pitsburg penguins throw an egg around you big nob head, shouldn't be anywhere near the game of football you doughnut eating slob
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@Danny44060 @MichaelLUFC Meanwhile since you’re so ahead…the best managers are imported. The best players imported and the best owners imported …..🤣🤣🤣 you fkn moron
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@hanlemc @DrMarianaClaire Shall we talk about something else? Favourite dinosaur?
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Oh no. God forbid a police officer takes a lunch break.
Kiera Diss@KieraDiss
While white Brits are being abused, this “Uncle” and his pals in uniform are busy getting kebabs. You’d like to think this is some sort of community campaign video. Nope, just lunchtime.
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@hanlemc @DrMarianaClaire I was never rattled about the kebab, just your stupidity & ability to get the point. Good chat now fuck off
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@Danny44060 @DrMarianaClaire HE didn’t mention his lunch, the caption just made it up 😭😭 you are so rattled about someone eating a kebab 😭 what shall he be eating then?
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@BrinReform @Danny44060 @richbsufc @dontforgetchaos I'm nearly 50. Had dog's all my life. I would rather take advice from the RSPCA than some bloke off the internet. Here are my past and present dogs. I have plenty of experience. Smaller dogs struggle in the heat. Not all dogs are the same.




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@richbsufc @BrinReform @Stoneswithholes @dontforgetchaos Its the worst thing in the world mate, had similar issues with my old mastiff about 10 years ago really feel for you
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@Danny44060 @BrinReform @Stoneswithholes @dontforgetchaos Appreciate it. Had back leg issues for a couple of years last week they went completely was so quick im space of 2 days from being okish to gone.
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@Danny44060 @BrinReform @Stoneswithholes @dontforgetchaos Mate (unfortunately we had to put our dog down last week) when he a chocolate Labrador was in this heat he would be hyperventilating, how would him be taken for a walk safe? For him? Please explain. He couldn’t cool himself in the shade at home. As you say know how your dog works
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@BrinReform @Stoneswithholes @richbsufc @dontforgetchaos Same here brother, i hope one day to be able to have the knowledge you do 💪🏼
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@Danny44060 @Stoneswithholes @richbsufc @dontforgetchaos Yeah, true. Zero experience from their moms basement but know everything. Dogs are my life and I love sharing that knowledge. It’s a gift
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@BrinReform @Stoneswithholes @richbsufc @dontforgetchaos Brin mate they will always know better, dont waste your time 👍
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@Stoneswithholes @richbsufc @dontforgetchaos Interesting when in most countries 27 is classed as a cool day. In my 50 years training dogs in many many countries I have never had dogs dope on me, I have however had dogs where I’m at been brought to me for glucose injections for sunstroke. Know how your dogs work!
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@hanlemc @DrMarianaClaire You're fucking retarded. I hope when you or someone in your family is being attacked to death or your best possessions burgled out your house the police on the case to catch the criminal is full on kebabs and junk food. No one mentioned end of shift your moving goal posts retard
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@Danny44060 @DrMarianaClaire No, I understand what you’re saying it just means nothing. People can eat whatever they want to, when they want to. Being a policeman doesn’t mean you can’t have a kebab. Also, nowhere in the video did he say lunch, could have been the end of his shift!
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@piersmorgan @SpursOfficial Knew you was the type of prick to go full opposite of your dad's team.
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Happy 85th Birthday to my father, a lifelong Spurs fan seen here wildly celebrating his club’s wondrous achievement yesterday in somehow not being relegated despite a truly atrocious season even by their standards.
Congrats, Dad!
When’s the parade? @SpursOfficial

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@hanlemc @DrMarianaClaire No you're missing the point im making, if you was about to do a 400m sprint would you get your best results if you ate a kebab first or something more healthy less stodgey, give a simple answer? I dont eat kebabs thanks.
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@Danny44060 @DrMarianaClaire I’m saying they can eat whatever they want on their break, and if you constantly have a bad reaction to a kebab you should stop eating them.
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@jonnyescott Just remember in every situation you are the cock head
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On that case 🟡🔵⚪️
Replace the gaps with your realistic signings!

CSL0313@csl0313
Fair? Obviously there’s some stipulations with possibly making a profit on Struijk, Tanaka and Gnonto but if we are disregarding the transfer market and talking about where they are good enough to be, this is how I’d go
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