🌱TeaBeanTheWolf🌱

Redditor posts a picture of a positive pregnancy test, and Redditors immediately tell OP to abort and get a vasectomy.

@nogamelowlife @downbadcomment I thought that as well

@downbadcomment Prank one and especially three should’ve gotten him pummeled. He has a sick fascination in tampering with people’s food.

thoughts?

@strstyler Another day, Another based artist. You earned a new follower 👑

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@MensHumor Holy romance. That man is in LOVEEE 🥹😭

Fellas, take notes.

@Bunny_ngl For those who don't know it yet , drinking warm water first thing in the morning gently wakes your digestion, eases constipation, and hydrates you better than cold water. Simple daily win

@faithfulsakura I don't know you, But I had a peek at your art and it's really pretty. Us artist can be really hard on ourselves sometimes and want to quit. The best thing you can do it draw for the love of it. Don't make it about money or followers. People love your art, They just don't say it.

Women on Reddit are re-inventing "waiting for marriage" from first principles.

@uzi5_55 We need to pray for these women. They've been brainwashed into thinking that marriage and having kids is negative and that they'll be missing out on something good. I pity them.

“Why aren’t men dating women anymore?” This is why

@DemonFramed @guideforlovers I'm sorry for whatever hurt you went through.

@guideforlovers Take away the vagina, and women are practically useless. They are boring, insufferable, bipolar, narcissistic. What do you need them for besides sex?

Women will never be as funny as men are

@KILLTOPARTY Do I dare to even ask what that is...?

ADDICTED TO PENIS PUMPING

@ViralVideos I blame whoever is bringing her the food. Clearly someone will be looking after her and bringing her stuff to eat.

This is the unfortunate situation for a lot of obese Americans today. This woman’s airways are so heavily blocked that she’s literally SUFFOCATING while SITTING UP! The black stuff around her neck is acanthosis nigricans, which is a sign of severe resistance to insulin.

@Gaynotqueer1 Bro can't stop looking around for even a second to see if anyone is giving him a single ounce of attention.

Yes, it really is too much to ask.

@ZeionAchillor @internett_baby

Let me explain, it's painful to be going at the same intensity. When we're nearing climax, it's like a sprint to the top to avoid losing that momentum or we might have to start over. Once we have reached climax, we don't stop, which ruins the orgasm, but instead we stop sprinting and reduce our movement to like 10% intensity, as if we are massaging the rest of the orgasm out. So if you're finishing a man with your mouth for example, and they climax and you are still at "sprint intensity," that is WAY too overstimulating at that phase and actually unpleasant. The moment climax starts, you immediately shift into the gentle and relaxing relief movement of that round of sex. It's a great time to hold on to each other tight and gently ride it out.

Wait, its painful for guys to keep thrusting after they bust? I thought it felt good?? Why do it then???

@reddit_lies This man is trying to make her uncomfortable. It’s getting him off that he can sexually harass a woman, but she will get punished or even fired if she reports it because he will say she is being transphobic. As always, trans identified males just want to control women’s bodies

@TRoman85 @WhiteBabyFac Oh, You're a porno account, nvm. Enjoy the block.

@CornEatingWolf @WhiteBabyFac You think you know me apparently....talk about assuming

Men agree to give up porn and video games, but only if women remain virgins until marriage and get married before age 25. Would you make that deal?

@TRoman85 @WhiteBabyFac I never assumed anything about you? I simply stated that sex filled marriages can still struggle with porn.

@TRoman85 @WhiteBabyFac Firstly, not a feminist. Secondly, only fans is revolting as shit. Anything else you'd like to assume about me?

@CornEatingWolf @WhiteBabyFac You Feminists can come at me with your hooks & claws all you want.....I don't hear any of you denouncing "OnlyFans" so spare me the BS!

@MamaEmilyS03 @yubeeri You should be proud. It takes a lot to carry, Birth and raise a lil human.

@yubeeri Not to brag but I got pregnant with my first the month before I turned 20 and I’m 5 weeks with number 3 the month I turn 23… it’s not for everyone but I feel a sense of pride on the daily that I chose a wonderful fulfilling life and that I refused to be bullied into university

i’d rather DIE before i let a man impregnate me at 19 just to be laid up in the house playing wife only to turn around and be 30 with no degree or work experience, just babies and a man to your name