Camille 🦋⃤♡⃤🌈⃤(🧚‍♀️)

Genuine thoughts I’ve encountered watching skibidi toilet:

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

this drip >>>

And two years ago I made it my mission to see if I could become popular somewhere if I tried and then I did that and made it my mission to see if I could develop very deep friendships, and then this year I’ve made it my mission to look at how each individual morphs my personality

“Why don’t autistic people just make socializing their special interest??” So funny story about most Level 1 autistic women,

I love living in a city where I’m constantly reminded that we’re under military occupation and the police just did a lynching. Like tf

Victorias Secret? I’m a Scorpio I extracted that information years ago, I don’t want to see Victoria’s downfall… but maybe I’m sitting on it to release…like a box of spider eggs.

i hate to say it but a 1% tax on property over $5m you don’t live in is hard to argue against for the average voter like, the solution is simply “actually live in NYC”, “what are you so broke you can’t afford 1%?”, and “well you could just leave NYC” all are ego hits none of these property owners don’t wanna take and have a hard time refuting love or hate him, he’s actually doing something vs most mayors and tells you in the slickest way possible

If you are crying and wearing pajama pants in your own yard in northern Virginia they send you to the mental hospital and shave all your hair off. If you have two functioning headlights in Richmond someone will call you an undercover police officer

“hmmmm yes the employees do need a celery raise”

@ShaykhSulaiman First he came for my gas budget, I said nothing. Then he came for the Pope, I said nothing. Now he’s coming for my personal Lord and Savior…

@MASHIMARODI If we can kill and eat pigs, we should be able to kill an undeveloped baby

@CornHairX A little tooooo gay. He’s pro choice

See he’s perfect for DC because he’s not hot or actually charming enough to go into acting but he’s also too zesty for anything else.

A pastor remixed Travis Scott’s “FE!N” (feat. Playboi Carti) and played it during a church service👀

FINALLY A SOLUTION!

My approach is blowing on a dandelion and wishing for world peace, because I’m not a control freak anymore.

Genuine line of questioning here. Does abortion not exist in the AI Slopverse because they don’t know how or does it and these characters (while still evil) wouldn’t go THAT far? Is abortion still wrong by religious standards if it’s a banana or a spoon getting one?

He actually fell for a fishing call 😭

@MardAnwam @gracecthdralprk @MissPavIichenko Bonobos are utopian post-left. They are what happens when the productive forces are developed to such an extent that money and class fade into blissful states of untouched abundance

Neurodivergents texting back (unfiltered): "Hey! So sorry I didn't text you back for nearly a week (again), my nervous system wouldn't let me open your text until I knew I had time to devote to answering you thoughtfully and thoroughly! But I promise I *thought* about texting you, saw the unopened text, and felt guilty every hour of every day until I finally forced myself...even though now none of this is thoughtful like I planned because it's all an apology instead! Anyways, how are you??"

They worship money like a god, and will tear out the copper wiring of this once great nation while they shake their heads and shrug their shoulders as you lie broken, impoverished and lobotomized