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@LegacySiu Zlatan

Guess the Goalscorer Very Hard

@Footballtweet All of them!!

Who should stand up, so Sir Alex Ferguson can sit down? 🤔

@RobBfromDerby “Oh, I don’t know about dat sir! Would I be chancellor?” “Errr…..No Ted. I’m afraid that’s already gone to honest Bob!” “Oh……I’ll have to take the home office then!”

“Ted, would you like to pretend to be in a shadow cabinet with me?”

@AlternativeMUFC I like it but I also like…..🎶Cunha feel it? Cunha feel it? Cunha feel it!🎶🎶

🎶It means no worries for the rest of your days🎶

@IamCara1212 @FilmUpdates Apart from the fact she’s not a red head, but yes, you’re right she does look like her.

@FilmUpdates The Beatles love stories get their own spotlight Boynton looks perfect for it.

Lucy Boynton joins the cast of ‘THE BEATLES – A FOUR-FILM CINEMATIC EVENT,’ directed by Sam Mendes. She will play renowned actress Jane Asher, who was engaged to Paul McCartney.

It’s back to walking football on Monday 26th January 2026. We will be playing at Cornard Lesiure Centre between 7 - 8, if you interested, please come along and join in. Or if you’d like to know more, please contact Martyn on 07572 020 712.

Here's another for you @SuellaBraverman. 18 year old boy from Enfield. His Mum dies and he has no family. He ends up homeless living in a shed. He gets my contact details and I help him. I put him in the Travelodge on the A10 for 2 weeks until I can find him a room in a housing association. I knew the staff so this was possible. He was scared, cold, wet, and starving when I picked him up. He cried for hours. Anyhow we looked after him and now he's doing a degree in engineering. It was not a lifestyle choice for him. And I'm sure he'd be more than happy to educate you on this.

@sophielouisecc Sorry if standing up for people being wiped out by genocide offends you. Bad Celtic Supporters 😡

@sophielouisecc Ye but you have the IQ of an egg and don’t know what you’re talking about so nobody cares what you think.

Life with cancer isn’t for counting the last days down, it’s for living the days I have left

@Coachability_ Perfect sweepers tackle. Nothing wrong with that.

Some may say it is a brilliant, perfectly timed tackle, others may disagree. What do you think? Credit: 🎥 Rhys Carson Eden Keeble

@fvvrapledge @EdBish18 Where do you think it’s been for the last 13 years?

@MatthewStadlen Thankyou. If you do not mourn the loss of Israeli children you have lost your own humanity. If you do not mourn the loss of Palestinian children you have lost your own humanity. You have lost the essence of what it means to be human.

@FootbalBastards I think all the games Liverpool lost should be replayed. Apart from the cup tie, where VAR was only working down the opposition’s end & didn’t see Mo Salah, offside down the other end, when he scored! But sssshhhh!

🚨 Debate time 🚨 Do you think the Tottenham-Liverpool game should be replayed? 👀

Laura has some cheek asking how politics has failed so badly when she constantly enabled and defended the biggest liar that ever set foot in Parliament. #bbclaurak

“It is not our policy to comment on intelligence” Because there is none in this government #BBCLauraK

@debbie_Gabbie @FootballFunnnys Yes it’s almost like he spent a billion & lost at home to Forest……🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@FootballFunnnys What a manager. Mid club!!!

- Sacks Ronaldo - Sacks De Gea - Strips Maguire of Captaincy - Buys Antony - Buys Mount - Buys Onana - Sends Sancho to the Mountains - Loses 6:3 to City - Loses 7:0 to Liverpool - Loses 5:2 to Sevilla - Loses 3:1 to Arsenal twice Erik Ten Hag ladies and gents.

@jslovechild Josh Key Swansea City

Kevin Lock

It would have been cleverer to send a brick…

A great result for our England Partially Sighted team today, as they beat Italy 3-0 to secure a place in the @IBSAGames2023 semi-finals! 👏 Our Blind men’s team missed out on a quarter-final spot, as they lost to China, but will still be in play-off action next week.