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Cornellius Crunch
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Cornellius Crunch
@CornelliusCrunc
I’m just a fella
Denver, CO Katılım Ocak 2026
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Guys who are popular with women are insanely good at choosing movies to watch during home drinking sessions.
🥉 Bad at it
・Interstellar
・Midsommar
・Shin Evangelion theatrical version
・Fast & Furious
🥈 Average
・Your Name.
・La La Land
・Titanic
・Back to the Future
🥇 Way too good guys ↓
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@UberFacts Main word here is “can”. Folks will react differently. My dreams are way more intense when I’ve smoked. On nights I don’t, nothing.
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@CoWindridge @herlunax Wow got on this app and saw a dumbass maga hillbilly responded to me. Eat shit
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@CornelliusCrunc @herlunax I’m surprised the guy writing this story wasn’t unemployed and is now running the airport.
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I got upgraded to business class once.
The guy next to me looked rich.
Really rich.
Designer watch.
Tailored suit.
Private driver waiting at landing.
The whole package.
We chatted for a bit.
Very nice guy.
Very humble.
Halfway through the flight I asked what he did.
He smiled.
"Construction."
I assumed he was a contractor.
Maybe owned a few crews.
No big deal.
Then a flight attendant walked by.
Stopped.
And said:
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@adudewhowrites @CwilzZ You can admit you don’t know ball
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Heisman Difficulty in College Football 27 is certified nonsense these boys are out here cheating, got prime AP in the backfield or something man
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@adudewhowrites @CwilzZ AP is not his nickname though.
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@ThE_Re_DeeMeR @messedupfoods The beef has better nutrition when it isn't cooked to hell. Light pink on the inside and a nice sear on the outside... 👌
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@scubaryan_ Gobblegoodk smears ice cream on dksbaloe.
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@Idarabasimi Bot blue check stealing a story from another blue check that was made up in the first place lol
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My brother has Down syndrome. He is thirty four and he bags groceries at the same store he has worked at for sixteen years. He knows every regular by name. Last year a new manager transferred in and started cutting his hours. Said he was too slow. Said customers wanted efficiency. My brother came home confused and quiet. He kept asking what he did wrong. He did nothing wrong and telling him that did not fix the hurt in his face. Then something happened I still cannot talk about without crying.
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New NCAA regulations might rob us of seeing Jake Paul line up as a walk-on WR at Stanford.
dank@cptdankkk
Jake Paul says he wants to play slot receiver in the NFL after boxing, starting at Stanford “I do have NFL aspirations after boxing. I want to play slot receiver, and so I think to get that experience, college first would be good so I could walk onto the Stanford team” “I'm being serious. I was originally thinking I'll just go straight to the Cleveland Browns or Dallas Cowboys, but they're probably going to want to see me play first” “So, it might be better if I start off in college and have a little bit of an advantage over the younger, not as big kids before going into the NFL”
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@LieDisinfectant @DiscussingFilm What a fucking loser
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@DiscussingFilm Marcus will be black, cole train will be gay, turn another trans and slap another in a wheelchair and you have a netflix adaptation
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David Leitch's ‘GEARS OF WAR’ movie will follow the origin story of Delta Squad as they begin to wage a war for survival against the Locust.
Coming soon to Netflix.
(Source: ew.com/xbox-25th-anni…)
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@CornelliusCrunc @SamRo It’s just radically different to what we get is all.
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