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@MrJamesMay Carpet burns on knees and elbows. Those were the days.

People think Blandford is sleepy.

@grantshapps Siding with the Putin aligned talking points while supporting a foreign nation threatening our fellow NATA allies. Not a great look

Just occasionally you wake up to discover Trump has nailed it! It’s time to dump this insane Starmer plan to give away our Chagos Islands and pay billions to Mauritius for the privilege.

@TheSimonEvans @UltraLinx onewordreader.com this works OK

@UltraLinx What in your view is the best App for this? I had one on my desktop that was so easy to cut and paste into but it got discontinued. Want something really simple that looks just like this, start/stop, speed dial and cut and paste. That's it.

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

@MichaelRosenYes They’re letting them in the pubs too

The woke rot took hold at the BBC when they started having women presenters for serious programmes.

@RevRichardColes I always knew that one day I'd need to explain the B2 bomber intricacies to the Rev. Richard Coles a) Dunno. b) Must do. (poo bags?) c) Afford maybe. Want, no.

@fesshole When we went down to the shore to get razor clams for lunch, my dad convinced me that whistling would bring them to the surface of the sand.

Managed to convince my youngest that she has magic powers to turn on the car radio by rubbing her temples & saying "magic radio please turn on" Two years on she still believes it, I dread the day she realises it's me pressing a button on the steering wheel as her innocence leaves

@anon_opin Exactly! My unrecognised classic 'The Very Hungry Bot Fly Maggot' would have been a hit if it wasn't for the horrific pictures.

Children's books for preschoolers should give the main credit to the illustrator, not the writer. The person who wrote 12 lines of text doesn't deserve the main tagline.

@DiaryBlackSheep Careful now. If you take that position, when you die, something you don't have will be judged by an imaginary thing and sent to a place that doesn't exist.

@MrHreviews @jonsopel Ha...very funny. The existence of a separate lane for the ruling classes mean the mainstream can remain underfunded and they don't need to care. They brand this inequality as 'choice'.

No, but it is compulsory that every citizen's tax goes towards school, so it's BENEFICIAL that someone chooses not to take that place for their children that they pay for and actually pay even more money to send their child elsewhere. Thus, actually leaving more money in the system for other people's children to be catered for. But you Jon, are so monumentally stupid, you can't grasp that

What a headline. It’s not compulsory

@maga_monk @rshereme That's fine, stop ending aid. Why cant MAGA do that without repeating Putin propaganda?

@rshereme Americans are tired of sending our money to Ukraine. What don’t you understand?

This brilliant cartoon clearly explains Trump's position on Ukraine. It is in Ukrainian with English subtitles. Share it with anyone who keeps repeating russian propaganda.

@altme123 @jestdeserts @Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner That's a completely different subject. But evolutionary benefit isn't restricted to direct advantages to individuals. The advantage of sexual reproduction for the population as a whole, along with genetic mutation and transcription, has to include outcomes that aren't binary.

@CorporalJonesie @jestdeserts @Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner Not my best analogy. Biological sex only exists to promote genetic diversity through reproduction. Either you donate genetic material or you receive & combine it with your own to create new life. What evolutionary benefit is there to having a spectrum that undermines function?

Act two.

@altme123 @jestdeserts @Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner That's right, still human, still within the range of normal humanity. Them having the genes for vision and auditory perception doesn't make them see and hear if those genes aren't expressing. And being able to see is not binary. It's a great example of what I'm saying.

@CorporalJonesie @jestdeserts @Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner I don't agree with that argument. If someone is born blind or deaf because of a genetic anomaly they're still human. They're not some new kind of human because the way those genes expressed themselves is different.

@altme123 @jestdeserts @Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner "If you didn't have these 'mutations' you'd be male, therefore you're male." is shoehorning the answer you want onto the reality. It's the expression of genes, not the molecules themselves, that makes the person

@CorporalJonesie @jestdeserts @Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner Additional chromosome combinations are mutations / abnormalities that give rise to issues of physical sex development. And they fall into two distinct sets - one affects males, the other only affects females. The sex binary doesn't change.

@altme123 @Belinda_Phipps @jestdeserts @babybeginner The dragging seems to have been done by people insisting gender is only binary, and anything apart from 1 or 0 doesn't exist.

@Belinda_Phipps @CorporalJonesie @jestdeserts @babybeginner The goal is to fuzz the meaning of "female" to include a male who wants to be one. Queue the pseudoscience, invented scenarios and clever word play to try and move the goal posts. Intersex folk are unwilling victims dragged into this macabre theatre.

@RonFilipkowski Stop it Vlad, you're so naughty, stop it what will the neighbours think...vlad....vlad...OH VLAD YOUR SOOO BIG!

A ‘Vladimir, STOP!’ post on Truth Social appears to be Trump’s secret plan revealed to end the war. We have never looked more foolish and pathetic.

@jestdeserts @Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner If someone is born of indeterminate gender they have to be forced into one or the other? Why? (You don't need to use caps, my reading comprehension is OK.)

@CorporalJonesie @Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner They are still male OR female, no matter how many x’s or y’s. The two letters remain the same.

@Belinda_Phipps @babybeginner What happens with various chromosome combinations that lead to non-binary outcomes? They exist don't they?

@babybeginner Lovely gotcha. Secondary sexual characteristics or characteristics like height that are influenced by your sex may be bimodal but the defining chromosomes that lead to the development of sex differentiation are binary. There is a choice of X or Y. There is no Z.

@JimFergusonUK Have you read it?

🚨 MEDICAL SHOCK: SPIKE PROTEIN FOUND IN BRAIN ARTERIES — 17 MONTHS LATER 🚨 A peer-reviewed study in the Journal of Clinical Neuroscience has just revealed something deeply disturbing: 💉 The spike protein — generated by the mRNA COVID vaccine — was discovered in the cerebral arteries of stroke victims nearly 17 months after injection. 🧠 This protein crossed the blood-brain barrier. 🧬 It didn’t degrade. It didn’t clear. It stayed — in the brain. This isn’t just a side effect. This raises serious neurological, vascular, and long-term safety questions the public was never warned about. No alert from public health agencies. No coverage from the mainstream media. No call for investigation. 📢 If a foreign protein can remain in brain tissue for over a year… What else don’t we know? This isn’t fearmongering. This is published science. scienceopen.com/document?vid=b…

@Femi_Sorry ...So the only winners are the men that were pretending to be women to gain access to women's toilets to abuse women, who not only didn't exist in the first place, but where the scare the drove the agenda

@Femi_Sorry Apparently the problem was men were pretending to be trans women to access to toilets. And to fix this fear, trans men must now use the female toilets. Which means the abusers of the system won't even have to go to the effort of putting a skirt and makeup on....