Jeremy

@D3cagon That thing no be life

@CorporateJeremy No, you need to be in deep masturbation

According to my calculations as a full-time masturbator with over 9 years of field experience, no. Let MT = Masturbation Time and SIT = Sexual Intercourse Time. Given: MT = 2 minutes. Now, assuming you've been using lubricant and not operating under Sahara Desert conditions, your projected SIT should be somewhere between 37.5 and 48.2 seconds. Why? Because your equation is missing several important variables: • Woman Wetness (WW) • Vaginal Grip (VG) • Heat Multiplier (HM) • Adrenaline Coefficient (AC) • "Omo, this thing is actually happening" Factor (OTHIAHF) After applying these variables to the Decagon Formula, your time reduces significantly. However... If you've been doing dry-hand training all these years, then the shock of warmth, wetness, and the fact that another human being is involved may reduce your SIT to approximately 19.6–25.7 seconds. Therefore: MT = 2 minutes (with lubricant) → SIT = 37.5–48.2 seconds MT = 2 minutes (dry hand) → SIT = 19.6–25.7 seconds. Yours sincerely, DECAGON BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM) Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics

@Jijo292002 @maxvayshia Inside thereeee

@maxvayshia Me to the game... it's alot of work

No pick up line. Learn to look at ladies and ignore them.

As a trader, get ready for steady mood swings within your consent.

@samson_samsen ..."Thus, she is held to a lesser standard..."

Do you know one thing many modern women do not know? It is the fact that the only way a woman can ever be loved the way she wants to be loved is by being with a man much older than she is. A woman is loved best by an older man. With older men, her eternal childlike nature is condoned, and her stupidity is frequently forgiven. Because to older men, her insufferable nature is somewhat a function of age rather than a character flaw. Thus, she is held to a lesser standard in such an environment. She is “understood.” Financial security may seem like the primary reason, but another factor contributing to women’s hypergamous nature is men’s differing perceptions of them with age. That is, unlike men her age, who often lack the sensitivity, perhaps the patience, to see beyond curves and cannot separate age from body size, older men perceive more than just the exterior. They look through the lens of behaviour and general disposition and see the youthful “innocence” in her, and treat her accordingly, as a child. Women enjoy  grace from older men more than from any other source. Not nature, not even God, tolerates women more than older men. Older men often view women as naive, overlooking their excesses. Conversely, with men her age, she is held accountable for her actions, something many women find burdensome. A 23-year-old man, considering himself mature enough to think independently, expects the same level of awareness and thoughtfulness from his female counterpart. This high logical standard can be detrimental to a woman’s whimsical and emotional modus operandi. However, to a 40-year-old man, a 25-year-old woman is not “old enough to think” independently. It is not love. It is our design, as humans, to rarely consider those far younger than us old enough to ever be able to think and act like us, regardless of their age and our age difference. So, a 40-year-old man anticipates certain behaviours, such as mood swings, tantrums, and histrionics, as part of the package of dating a younger woman. This man, seeing himself as sufficiently mature, perceives his younger woman as not yet reasonable. Thus, he is gracious. He chastises little, criticises sparingly, and adapts to her psychological tendencies far better than men her age could. This is literally how women want to be loved. There is no safer place to be a woman than in an older man’s companionship. Women know this. They want this. Those on social media expressing displeasure towards these arrangements are swines.

@AkinlabiOlabod1 @Legah_tr_ The kind slander way this word don get eh.

@Legah_tr_ Omo, which kind motivation be this o This misogyny go havard o

No amount of Rain should tempt you as a man to carry an umbrella please 🙏🏾

@Nrs_Idreeserh @tomisin_ms I've not been to UK o but... How about spending most of the time outside during the hot season in the UK?

Omo Nigeria heat is humid down south and dry heat up north, but at least our houses are built with space and windows for air to blow. The real problem in Naija is just NEPA or fuel to power your fan and AC. But UK heat? Their houses are literally built to trap heat because of winter, so when summer hits, the whole place turns into a furnace. No AC, carpet everywhere, and double glazed windows, the house itself is cooking you. So while Naija heat is an outdoor thing you can navigate by finding shade, UK heat is an indoor trap. There is nowhere to hide, my friend.

UK heat and Nigerian heat are honestly two completely different experiences. UK heat is dry and suffocating, the air can feel so still that you almost start fighting for oxygen. How many houses even have AC in the UK? Nigeria’s heat can be brutal and scorching, yes, but there’s usually movement in the air, humidity, and AC is practically part of survival culture for the affluent. House AC, car AC, office AC, restaurant AC…you’re constantly moving between cooled spaces.

i was one of the busiest people ever dated but was also the most responsive person. she once asked me, why do you always reply so quickly? i said something that no woman will ever forget, i said, communication is a form of respect. if you respect someone, you respond as soon as you can. busy isn’t the problem, lack of priority is... but people don’t forget to respond to those they respect, they choose where their energy goes. when someone consistently leaves you waiting, you’re probably not as important to them as their words make you believe.

@anishmoonka This is so crazy to be believed but nature can be weird AF.

A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive. When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him. The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them. By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again. A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead. The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

@AdemLuz This is an insane angle.

@maxvayshia @WillsonAD3 How boss?

@WillsonAD3 Even for someone like me, it is difficult. You can only prevent number 1 and 2 from happening at all.

When you are given food in the dream, it could mean a few things: 1. Your swearing-in to witchcraft. 2. Direct poisoning of your astral cloak or physical body, automatically poisoning your physical body. No orthodox medicine or intervention would help cos the origin is astral (spiritual if you may). 3. Your family (the one you left just before you incarnated through birth) whom you adored and probably were more connected with than your current family on earth, serving you food and welcoming you on your visit to them. This is normal and poses no threat to you. Just your former family giving you a nice treat. Yorubas call this EGBÉ. Awón Elégbé. Sometimes, what they give you could be added astral protection for you too. Differentiating between these scenarios is the real issue for many.

@financialjuice 😹😹 okayyy

Trump: I want Warsh to be totally independent. Don't look at me, do your own thing.

@Ssaasquatch On this app? Okay people are hard to come by.

Come are you people okay on this app 😂

@Ssaasquatch Make we dey look sha. Transnational capital and big retail would be like... The future is bright... in space.

2 trillion dollars

@MerruX @DeItaone Wrong question. How is SpaceX making money?

@DeItaone How is space x losing money?

*SPACEX 1Q REVENUE $4.69B *SPACEX 1Q NET LOSS $4.28B *SPACEX: GOLDMAN, MORGAN STANLEY, BOFA LEADING SPACEX IPO

@ProfitableMan1 If these expensive stocks require so much to move, what then is the benefit of holding them? Don't say dividends.

It takes only N920,000 to move one NGX stock. It takes over N1.1 billion to move another one. Same exchange. Same rules. Completely different price. Most retail investors have never heard of the mechanic that explains this gap, and it is costing them every time they read a price chart wrong. This thread explains it from the beginning.

@WatcherGuru Let the poor breathe

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US House passes bill to limit large investors from buying up single-family homes.

@Gitana1369877 Dey play

In english they say, "Crush" But in poetry we say, "You are the hope in my lonely days, a dream i hold in endless ways."

@themoneyafrica That's that's what I want. A savings plan that grows slowly (steadily) as I consistently put in it, and doesn't have ANY complicated protocol for withdrawals. I need to know I can truly withdraw anytime without any trade-off.

@CorporateJeremy Depends on the plan you are. Our Emergency Savings plan allows you to withdraw anytime without charges while still getting 15% interest p.a .

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