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@astoldbyNGR @tszzl I sometimes leave typos uncorrected as a sort of written Voight-Kampff test proof

@robbystarbuck @EndWokeness The "gospel of self" is directly traceable back to Lucifer's fall. It is the oldest and most fundamental essence of rebellion against the way things are supposed to be.

@EndWokeness I actually pity her. Service to your spouse (on both sides) is one of the great gifts of life. If it feels like slavery then I don’t think you’ve never been in love.

Leslie Jones: "Marriage is legal slavery" "To my young fans: Don't get married"

@micheal_ws18 Gravity's already free dude

Do you think more people would actually hit the gym if it was free for everyone?

@maggiemoda New? Muscle's been a status symbol for ages.

Muscle is going to be the new status symbol now that everyone’s on Ozempic. You better hit the gym!!

"Electricity comes from the wall"

@kimmie_c_ My wife calls 'em the "hoes" because everyone touches them but nobody wants them

I've been down before but never "eat the heel slices on a loaf of gluten free bread" down

@Hitchslap1 @avidseries It's not that women underperform, it's that men make up a heavily disproportional percentage of outliers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variabili…

@avidseries I’m honesty yet to hear a good explanation why even the best women underperform at chess.

I can only presume this lady got her doctoral degree in entitlement

@Breaking911 Dance for your pharma masters, Tommy.

🚨 BREAKING: Sen. Tom Cotton is demanding the FDA investigate whether illegal Chinese drug ingredients are entering the U.S. through compounded weight-loss meds, warning of serious public health and national security risks.

@ImMeme0 She'd last about 6 hours without cell service.

TikToker blames bots for discouraging leftists from starting a revolution. She then sends strong encouragement, saying, “It’s time for a revolution. We are ready.”

@theNOBSdentist Povidone iodine is my "not getting sick" secret weapon. If I'm around or exposed to someone sick, gargle with a 0.5% solution 2-3x/day. Massively cuts my rate of infection and duration if I do catch something.

Iodine is great at killing cavity causing bacteria. The real reason why you haven’t heard of it and probably don’t do it: - it’s a really transient effect, so you’d need to do it daily. - iodine gets rapidly absorbed, and it’s easy to overdo it causing thyroid issues - gums become irritated from povidone (carrier) - it stains your gums - it tastes really bad

@gregbetz55 @Houseofyogi Income tax was only supposed to apply to the wealthiest, look where we are now.

@Houseofyogi This is why a wealth tax is for wealthy people only not normal people like you are pretending it is for. Try again. Stop lying.

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z: You buy a Pokémon card for $50. Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it. The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes." You: "…I didn't sell it." Government: "Don't care. Pay up." You don't have $100 lying around. So you're forced to sell the card you love just to pay a tax on money you never received. Next month? That card drops back to $50. Your card is gone. Your money is gone. And the government shrugs. That's a wealth tax on unrealized gains. They don't pay you back the tax... Now picture this. Your mom calls you crying. She has to sell the house she raised you in. Not because she can't afford it. She's lived there 30 years. It's paid off. But some website says it's worth more now and the government says she owes $15,000 she doesn't have. So she sells your childhood home. The kitchen where she made you breakfast. The doorframe where she marked your height every birthday. Gone. To pay a tax on money that was never real. Now picture the opposite. Your dad put everything into his small business. For 20 years he built it from nothing. One year the business is "valued" at $2 million on paper. He owes a massive tax bill. He empties his savings. Sells his truck. Borrows money. Pays it. Next year the market crashes. His business is worth $200,000. He lost everything to pay a tax on a number that doesn't exist anymore. Does the government give him his money back? No. Does the government give him his truck back? No. Does the government care? No. They sold this idea as "taxing billionaires." But billionaires have armies of lawyers, offshore accounts, and trusts. They'll be fine. You know who won't be fine? Your mom. Your dad. Your neighbor with a small business. The farmer down the road who's had the same land for four generations and now has to sell it because dirt got expensive. You're not taxing wealth. You're taxing people for owning things. It's like getting a parking ticket for a car you might drive somewhere someday. They want you to own nothing and be happy. To fund the fraud, waste and abuse of the welfare state they created. There is enough money. More tax isn't needed. It's all a lie. But you've been gaslit into believing this is a rich vs poor debate. I hope you understand what's at stake.

@AlteredEggoEgo @Biblicalman To think that you're immune to the greatest engine for emotional control ever devised is the height of immaturity.

@Biblicalman Oh no, women have more resources today to help them determine whether they're in an unhealthy or abusive relationship. The horror!

My wife showed me something last night that made my stomach drop. A friend of hers. Marriage on the rocks. Showed me the reels this woman was watching. Every. Single. One. Telling her to leave. "If he wanted to, he would." "You're not asking for too much." "Choosing yourself isn't selfish." She didn't search for this. The algorithm clustered it after one pause during a weak moment. One pause. And now she's building a case against her husband in her head. The feed is the lion. And it's patient. Your grandfather didn't compete with an audience voting on whether she should stay. I wrote about what's happening and what to do about it. Link below.

@ChrisRoboMars @Biblicalman I did, and she's sure that other people definitely get their minds warped, but she's somehow magically immune to it.

@Biblicalman In this modern age you have to educate your spouse on the dangers of social media engineering.

@Biblicalman This is my exact story.

perhaps the greatest betrayal people inflict on each other is to tell yourself and them that you have sworn a covenantal vow, only to have it revealed that it was actually a contract with conditions and termination clauses I wish I didn't know this

@JamieBonkiewicz no, this is just what happens when you don't have an administration full of gay and chemically-castrated people

The 3rd pregnancy announcement from this administration isn’t a coincidence. It’s coordinated propaganda.

@eigenrobot @pegobry_en I once had a dream that I recognized my back yard in one of your photos and thought you lived one street over (but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to make it weird), but then I woke up and realized with a sense of relief that I didn't live in Minnesota

@pegobry_en hello from minnesota

This is one of the most terrifying things about Current Era politics. You can move to a place, make it your home, invest in it, literally and figuratively, and if one election swings one way a gang of deranged leftists will turn it into a hellhole. This has happened to many of the most beautiful cities in France, happened to NY…

@JiujitsuOtter I find that the best way to not get cauliflower ear is to be the one throwing up the gnarly triangles

If you train BJJ and never experienced this, what’s it like being God’s favorite?

@imPenny2x @JeanetteBa48340 Christian churches occupy a spectrum from emotional to intellectual. If you're more inclined towards an intellectual and theological approach from a Protestant/Reformed perspective, check out PCA (Presbyterian Church of America; *not* PCUSA) churches. pcaac.org/church-directo…

@JeanetteBa48340 I think I wanted more formal not less formal.

I went to Church by my own choice for the purpose of attending service for the first time in my 45 year life this morning. There was a talented band, and it looked like a great big group of wholesome people. Free coffee and great donuts. But the entire service was worship. “God is great, God is omnipotent, all praise be to him.” The short bible verse that was discussed basically had the take away of God’s light can not lose, and Jesus will return soon to save us. But what about why we should care, or how a lesson from the bible ties into current events. Or where people are going wrong. I didn’t feel like I learned anything, and I’m a beginner. I don’t just go there to get a feel good message. I want to be a better person when I leave or feel closer to God or be more equipped in some way. Am I barking up the wrong tree, and just need to study on my own? Do I need a certain type of church? Please help.

@owl_elc @JessicaTheGreen sounds like you have no business asking anyone else to pick up your coffee creamer