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@CountDaGOAT
-Biologist & Environmental Scientist -Tweeting about the LA Lakers or Carolina Panthers
North Dakota, USA (Fictional) Katılım Aralık 2018
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Vought is taking responsibility for all of the nice things we said about Ashley Barrett, who girlbossed too close to the sun. Now, we’re proud to support Bob Singer, who we’ve always had a super relationship with. Welcome back Bob, we hope you’re not two-faced like Ashley was!
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@rainsblog He is also on the Lakers as a Foreign player, he is best Japanese player ever (which isn’t that hard). He has other income streams most non all star players don’t have.
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ngl sometimes i forget that midtier nba players are unfathomably rich until i see something like this
Rui “Louis” Hachimura 八村 塁@rui_8mura
Summer 2026
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The false prophet and the antichrist
Donald Trump is the brand new Jesus Christ
The picean master passes his crown to the Aquarian master
CountT@CountDaGOAT
@VoughtIntl It’s just a matter of time before our savior homelander returns. Vought not standing by god will be there downfall! #Godlander
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@VoughtIntl It’s just a matter of time before our savior homelander returns. Vought not standing by god will be there downfall! #Godlander
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Today, Vought can confirm that the footage from the Oval Office was real and not AI (which stands for artificial intelligence). Vought disavows Homelander’s seditious actions in the strongest possible terms, and we’re grateful to the heroic men and women of the CIA!
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@CountDaGOAT @iamrobtv He was literally kicking Soldier Boy & Butcher's ass until Hughie jumped in...
Once again, not paying attention..
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Zero@zerowontmiss
Unfortunately and highly doubt The Boys will be able to top this legendary battle scene between Soldier Boy, Butcher and Homelander. (Featuring Hughie) #TheBoys
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A lot of you really didn’t understand this character at all. You were never paying attention.
𝐎𝐟𝐞𝐦@0fem_15
Why didn’t Vought give Homelander combat training?
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@Daniel_Wylde_ @iamrobtv You mean the one time he fought people comparable to him he gets his ass kicked and runs away?
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OK I did it. I tracked over 1,000 shots for SGA, Brunson, Harden, Spida and Wemby in the playoffs. Here's how often they fell: sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/fl…
House of Lowlights@HouseLowlights
Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.
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Tackle Derrick Henry. That’s the only option we got if we’re gonna stand a chance
Underdog@Underdog
You have 100 attempts at one of these challenges. You win $1,000,000 if you complete it. Which are you choosing?
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@BrettKollmann By nature of basketball being a 2-way sport there is no NFL player that impacts the game both ways like that and really never will be
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@ryansatin Wasn’t most of the national anti-bully campaigns to prevent suicide started because of millennials?
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This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials.
Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect.
Social media + rage bait ruined that
internet archiva@internetarchiva
“It’s weird seeing people just chilling without their phones” High school in 2000s:
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The NBA has an epidemic of players trying to create Drake Instagram quotes
Oh No He Didn't@ohnohedidnt24
SGA: "I was Shai before I made the NBA. One day the NBA will stop for me and I'll have to be Shai again"
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How is it possible to even get this kind of build
Coop™️@imyycooper
I wanna know what else they did in that Walmart
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Effective immediately, Homelander has disbanded The Seven in favor of a more efficient, streamlined approach. He has always been our greatest hero, and no longer needs the help of others to protect this great nation. One might wonder if his back hurts from carrying the team all these years, but lucky for us, he doesn’t feel pain!
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@CountDaGOAT @opaaa61 To be fair the actual audio was probably recorded in a studio
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"they tried to tell us that black lives matter"
insane line
some black guy's lips@blackguyslips
timeline cleanse
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@CountDaGOAT @VoughtIntl Didn’t you just see that video, he didn’t even save a man drowning. His whole thing is going in the ocean and he couldn’t even do that!
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@SladeTheGuy @VoughtIntl Fake news by the Starlight mob, terrorist propaganda. Deep is loved by all sea creatures
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@CountDaGOAT @VoughtIntl But he can't go in water, he is banned by the woke fish
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