Slade (Blue Checkmark)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week Your month, or even your year, but You can scam Americans (watch that cash start to pour) You can just lie (Just like like you have before) Just call people racist ('Cause you are all the same) Your daycare center is empty and has no windows You've burned your breakfast, so far things are goin' great Your mother sister warned you there'd be days like these But she didn't tell you when the world has brought You down to your knees that You can scam Americans (watch that cash start to pour) You can just lie (Just like like you have before) Just call people racist ('Cause you are all the same) No one could ever know No one could ever see Seems you're the only one who knows What it's like to be cheat all your life Someone to lie everyday the day with Make it through all the rest with Someone I'll always laugh with Even at my worst, I'm lie to you, yeah It's like you're always cheating in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week Your month, or even your year You can scam Americans (watch that cash start to pour) You can just lie (Just like like you have before) Just call people racist ('Cause you are all the same) You can scam Americans You can scam Americans You can scam Americans ('Cause you are all the same)

@AzPetrich He never quit. Barry is still a smoker, particularly when he plays golf.

@FrenlyOfficer This is the way

White gravy for chicken fried steak Brown gravy for mashed potatoes

Such a retard

@ArmanKhanf5hu @QudsNen You won't be saying that when the sky loses pixels

@QudsNen I wish you to come again to Afghanistan and face us

At a press conference, the U.S. Secretary of Defense, when asked about Iran and Afghanistan, stated: “They are our enemies whether they are Sunni or Shia.”

putting kitty down slowly, to see her reaction!

@ShaykhAzhar But I thought you thought Jesus wasn't God, just a prophet.

In Islam, God doesn’t die because He’s God.

@martyrdison GM

gm america

@OfAthenry We can just parachute

Our Army has 1.5 airborne divisions for a reason. We don't technically need the runway.

@masteroogwgay Bro, you insult Indian Gods, Buddha gods, Norse Gods, Native American, Ancient America, Greek Gods, etc So many gods die, many reincarnate or return to life, but they still die

A God that dies could never be God.

If you thought Trump’s joke about Pearl Harbor was funny comment here. I want to follow you!

Okay the fanfiction is going crazy. We're shipping Trump and Takaichi. Trumpichi. 💕🌸

@DreamsInTheWild @Fenrirtheicewo1 I mean, she could try

@SladeTheGuy @Fenrirtheicewo1 The same powers that are malfunctioning because she's pregnant?

When she aborts that kid, we are gonna see a clear view on the parts of humanity in this website.

@michelletandler Correct

Let me make sure I understand this properly. The NYC Mayor's wife and father outwardly support and celebrate suicide bombing... But if I am scared of them, I'm "Islamophobic". Did I get that right?

@TheGermanicist How are you playing it?

If you have played Final Fantasy eight, did you play it

@jaderants @ImWatson91 Oh Cali, that is the issue

it’s not what i fear. there’s just nobody good in california. i get a date, meet them, and they have the biggest fucking egos known to man. i lower my standards and it’s the same exact thing if not worse. i got more followers and now i’m being ghosted before dates. i cause such a weird reaction out of them it’s harm to put it into words but you can just see it in the way they jitter and how they ask me questions. they’re simultaneously on a high to have taken me out but too intimidated to relax or continue anything. one of them straight up had a girlfriend and i had no idea. he just wanted to date me. it’s rampant mental illness no matter what i do.

yes. the problem is that no man is willing to associate with a detransitioner. and it’s something i’ve had to give up to help God redirect girls and women.

@jazxaldo Maybe they like Hagrid as a role model

Why are you as a 36 year old man listing harry potter as an interest on a dating app???

@aphotomama Sometimes, but sometimes women over do it

Question for the hetero men out there: how do you feel about women getting their nails done? Is it important to you for attraction?

Courtroom Scene Biker Episode South Park - YouTube Gey fag! Hahahaha lol 😆 youtube.com/watch?v=Ui6HNB…

@nemodamenace @NickyFrank30 No, you are south park dumb We don't hate 'tards, they rock. Tim is retard. you can be 'tard without being a retard. x.com/PhilBendon/sta…

@SladeTheGuy @NickyFrank30 Whatever u say, it’s a slur regardless dumbass and u wouldn’t say it at ur job as an adult cuz u know that.

Whoever it was who said, "Cancel Culture will end when it comes for them," deserves to be knighted.