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@notgaetti Low T

Genuine question for all the psychologists, therapists, and other experts out there: How did all the vociferous TB apologists in the comments get to be that way? What leads a person to simp for a smug, unlikeable domestic abuser with a 4.51 ERA against NPB hitters? I’m serious.

@factpostnews Grandma and grandpa got full time jobs because they can’t retire anymore because the country took away pensions and replaced it with 401k which is a complete fucking scam. They can’t watch their grandkids or enjoy the remaining years of their lives.

JD Vance on child care: "One of the ways that you might be able to relieve a little bit of pressure on people who are paying so much for daycare is make it so that, you know, maybe grandma and grandpa wants to help out a little bit more."

@intelFromBrian That’s like saying I think I’m gonna pee today

I expect Trump to do something very stupid in the next day or so.

@BenjaminPDixon I can. Execution for him and all of those voters.

Impeachment is being kind. Americans can't say what they actually want for him.

@BellaBaddie__ Yup

Should kids be taught to hit back when a bully hits them first?!

does anyone else smell that? is that… taxation without representation?

@unlimited_ls Free this man

NEW: Florida teen kills s*x offender and dumps two suitcases stuffed with his remains "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him" Lucas Jones, 19, is facing multiple charges, including murder The remains of Colie Lee Daniel, 28, were found after officers responded to a report of an abandoned suitcase attracting vultures Jones’ girlfriend told detectives that he confessed to killing Daniel, saying, "I killed somebody and cut him up." She said Jones told her he targeted Daniel "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him." The girlfriend said she didn’t know how Jones and Daniel met, "but knows [Jones] had printed a list of nearby s*x offenders." According to the affidavit, Jones admitted killing Daniel with a baseball bat, dismembering the body, and placing the remains into suitcases and storage containers

The reason we're not into forgiving the people abandoning MAGA now is that you're not doing it because of the rampant racism, sexism, utter stupidity or any number of other unconscionable things, but because it's finally negatively affecting you personally. You learned nothing.

@ItsJuliansRum You didn’t think lmfaoooo. If you did your vote would have been different. You’re brainless, and voted for the brainless option. Because you’re stupid.

“bUt ThEO vOn VoTeD fOr tHeSe pEoPle” Yea exactly that’s why he’s pissed. It’s why we’re all pissed. We thought we voted for America First but we got more of the same bullshit.

@atownbrown08 @obiwontonsee Funny for who? Surely not you? they would hang you without a second thought.

@Countniggulas2 @obiwontonsee It's gonna be funny af when the Dems lose in '28 to JD Vance because the left will find a reason to stay home. Most leftists don't even want a Democratic president, they just don't want a pdfile and warhawk in charge.

Now is not the time to shun your neighbors leaving MAGA. Embrace them. We're gonna need their help

@JoJoFromJerz You want trials I want executions. You’re not cut out for the aftermath.

When this is all over, and it will be over one day, I want Pete Hegseth to go to prison for the rest of his miserable fucking life.

@theliamnissan Again the privilege of being white and being ok with being friends with racism.

Some of my best friends in the world, people I've known since kindergarten, are MAGAs. I never stopped loving them. I know deep down they are good people, they got hoodwinked.

@theliamnissan Then you’re a fucking dumb ass. Lmfaoooooo

@theliamnissan Fuck you and that white privileged bullshit you’re spewing. I don’t welcome racism. Fuck maga and you

@obiwontonsee @theliamnissan Yup. That’s a no from me. I’m not gonna welcome literal Nazis with open arms.

@theliamnissan fuck every gd one of them

@theliamnissan Lmfaooo fuck no. You’re delusional.

To the people of the United States of America

Shout out to the people that never voted for Trump.

@BreeNewsome As soon as the actual amount of troops that were killed comes out an the invasion starts riots will begin.

We’re soooooo close to a critical mass of the American public gaining class consciousness… That’s why the capitalists are shook lol

we let a drunk Millennial run the Pentagon and now Persia is mogging us at a civilizational level