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@BobbyBeaverdo @HelldiversAlert Skill issue

Patch 01.000.100 For PC #HellDivers2 store.steampowered.com/news/app/55385…

@jaredkim Every time you use a macro, the automatons win.

@bloatinus @SlumRNA_Dog @SaladBarFan

@SlumRNA_Dog @SaladBarFan Um actually these were just creative choices, it is called "character" and it is unrelated to how gay Lil and Phil are

Rugrats showed you the mold for the pre-homosexual child, but you weren’t paying attention.

Damn what a good night

If Dragula isn't played in the Twisted Metal show I'm gonna dig through the ditches and burn through the witches

@andrewschulz sliding this pic to his barber

@ryanb751 @SundayMorningCT @BonsaiTreesBand @karalyn_hope

Sweaty Jersey house show ✅️ CT tonight at a coffee shop with @SundayMorningCT and @BonsaiTreesBand 📸 @karalyn_hope

Comedy has been infested by New York insult crowd work comics all with variations of the same "everyone look at this loser" joke 1. Ask audience member a question 2. Make fun of their answer 3. Keep asking questions so you can make fun of them 4. If that doesnt work, hit on them

@ttvmkos @mokeysniper

It is irresponsible of humanity to allow that degree of automation in coordination activities. The goal is to get more capable as a species, not smooth brained and reliant. Actually, I might make a weight lifting bench that automatically lifts it for me when I make the motion of lifting. That way I can feel like I’m working out but not doing anything.

Aim Assist being overtuned in the majority of modern FPS isn't an accident. It's intended and desired. Why would you ever cater to the 0.1 % of MnK players whining about AA on Twitter when 80- 90% of your players are on the Sticks ? #Apexlegends

@DiannaLGunn Bummer for your husband but I'm pretty sure you can survive with crooked teeth

Picked up some of that new Bud Light everyone's been talking about

We are thrilled to announce that we have signed to @OYERecs! Our new single “Betray A Friend” is available everywhere now // Pre-Order “A Bitter Descent (Deluxe Edition)” now at oyerecs.com

lol

Cornmeal is the sand of the bread world

Alright dude these new genders are getting out of hand

We should look into this

Ice cold showers make the rest of the day seem like nothing

@MrAndyNgo @LtGovFlanagan @GovTimWalz

Just last month, Minnesota @LtGovFlanagan, a Democrat, wore a shirt with a threatening message in celebration of @GovTimWalz signing an executive order protecting the medical transitioning of minors. The "Protect Trans Kids" shirt featuring a combat knife is popular with far-left #trans militants, along with the "Trans Rights...or Else" weapons shirt.

Who are the deviants keeping Dasani on shelves? Bottled public pool water.

Apparently my Twitter has been hacked by yet another fucking crypto scam