David Hendricks

Just downloaded twitter app. Yawn

It’s fun to watch all these randos tweet about how badly I play poker when I made more money playing poker this week than most of them have made their entire pro poker careers.

@IshySids @CNviolations Nah he is just trying to annoy his big sister. Not sure why everyone doesn’t realize they are siblings.

@CNviolations This is how I met your mother moment

Bro tried to impress her

@tonycsports What a Poundcake

Took a small shot on the. D' Backs +162 (Live)

@RealSigmaMale25 @TalkinBaseball_ @McKenzieMNelson Baseball players the majority of time play night games. Then they go home and play video games all night or go out and about. Wednesday game was at 1:10pm. Probably supposed to be there at 9:00am. Probably has just fallen asleep.

@TalkinBaseball_ @McKenzieMNelson How do you oversleep for a baseball game dude

“You got a 36-year-old catcher who’s preparing to DH then his world gets a little rocked… We’re glad Carter’s okay. That was the initial thought when trying to get a hold of his parents." -Vinnie Pasquantino after Royals rookie Carter Jansen overslept (via @McKenzieMNelson)

@JoshuaArieh @dankness3 You mean the finish glamorizing a serial pedofile and rapist?

@dankness3 Strong finish!

Enough is enough

@michaelschwab13 Yes my 29th birthday. 😜

Raise your hand if you went to this game.

@NotKennyRogers @theaceofspaeder It was my 10th birthday and we were walking home and everyone talking to me and then the crossing guards told us the president got shot. Ruined everything. 😂

President Reagan was shot 45 years ago today. I was a little kid growing up in Indiana at the time and this news troubled me greatly, so I handmade a "get well" card, grabbed some jellybeans from our kitchen, and asked my mom to mail them off to the White House. He wrote back:

@Bravesorbust_NZ @EricCrossMLB

@EricCrossMLB Walker or Adolis

Jordan Walker is doing his best to make us all believe again. Could the breakout finally happen this year? #STLCards

@RamonesFan41 @uniformcritic So the guy who taught Mike Scott the split finger? Also believed he was cheating?

@Hendricks_dc @uniformcritic Roger Craig thought so too.

Glenn Davis turns 65 today. He was great in 1986 (31 HRs, 101 RBIs) and from 1985-1990 he was a dominant slugger with a 130 OPS+. The Astrodome vibes here are elite…

@JoeCutrufo @astros @DaikinPark @SpaceCityWX This is the clause they always use. I believe it was the case for Saturday night game. “Threat of excessive wind above 20 mph sustained during the game window.”

Why is the roof closed, @astros? It’s 75° outside with no threat of rain.

@allie__voss Mid-90s: I showed up to the airport a day early. Gate agent says, “This ticket is for Monday.” I say, “My bad.” He shrugs, stamps it, hands it back: “You’re good for today.” Then adds, “Also… first class.” Different era.

As someone who never experienced airports before 9/11...was there truly NO security? Like you could just walk wherever like a train station?

@magic33number @evan7257 You live at Toyota Center?

@evan7257 I live here. It’s not crazy. It’s a cool story though.

Why can’t Toyota handle a college basketball game? Bad news for Houston.

@RamonesFan41 @uniformcritic Mike Scott primary accusers were the 86 Mets. Dykstra, Backman and company all model citizens.

@uniformcritic That Astros team was very good. Mike Scott is still a cheater!!! 😆

@SneakieNesie @JoshuaArieh Do you think it’s about guys with massive egos and extreme competitiveness who can’t let go enough to allow someone else to drive (driver or uber, etc) when they’re drunk? Like it feels less embarrassing to do it themselves, even though lives and reputations are at stake.

@JoshuaArieh That’s nice of the officer but why doesn’t Tiger hire a driver and avoid putting others at risk instead of drinking and driving?

What side do you like. Ov/Un 2.5 times Tiger has been pulled over and not arrested for DUI, instead driven home by the officer.

@vlad001 @theparthrastogi He definitely meant 1950’s not 1990’s.

@theparthrastogi GenX definitely wasn't getting married at 21 and having 4 kids. Have you never watched Friends?

Look at the generational difference - 1990s: • Get a university degree • Get a 9–5 job • Suit and tie • Get promoted • Get married at 21 • Buy a house at 25 • 4 kids, 1 dog • Retire at 60 2026: • Survive… Show more

@JoshuaRayner8 @YoungGun8140 Finally. I was looking for someone to comment this. I am shocked that I am taking her side. Horrible communication. He is a grown man texting like my 14 year old niece. Bro, just pick a place and time and leave no doubts.

@YoungGun8140 I think they both dodged a bullet. His communication was terrible. Who responds with "Ooh the Dutch aye" and thinks that's sufficient correspondence. Then suggests 2pm for brunch the next morning? The guy sounds flaky and lazy, and the woman is a bit pretentious.

This was just God saving him from a nuclear warhead dumpster fire.

@MichaelRapaport Busch airport? Like the beer?

Busch Int Airport in Houston is a disaster folks, I’ve never seen or heard of this 3/4 hours wait at 5am. No Pre No Clear No TSA cool kids nothing.

@DMStoneNY @JimmyTraina Come on Hunter Pence is a Rhodes Scholar.

@JimmyTraina Possible none of the three knew the CBA expires after the season?😀

The interview Matt Vasgersian, CC Sabathia and Hunter Pence did with Rob Manfred was one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen on sports television.

@DonMike_X @SiN_iceMan It’s like a modern day steroid version of every episode of Three’s Company.

Bro, Hannah is a full-grown law school grad (Emma Stone’s character she’s in her mid-20s). Cal & Emily had her as teenagers themselves. They’re already separated because she cheated first. Jacob isn’t committing adultery or pedophilia… he’s just dating an adult woman. The whole scene is pure awkward-dad-comedy gold, not a PSA for crime. It’s called Crazy, Stupid, Love for a reason 😂 Lighten up, it’s a movie.

The moment he realized his buddy was dating his daughter

@dishingtherock @BookitWithTrent Is it 20 fastballs or can he mix it up? 20 fastballs you can just start the bat over the plate.

@BookitWithTrent Skenes. You can blindly swing and make contact, even if it’s a dribbler. No average joe stopping Myles Garrett from getting by them

Would you say the average person has a better chance of attempting to block Myles Garrett given 20 attempts or making fair contact off Paul Skenes on 20 pitches?