Christopher Uffelman

@PDXReal1 Grants Pass DMV!! We got 13 pages signed in three hours on my first day. People are pretty pissed at Tent city Tina.

It has come to my attention that Jeff Church, aka @PDXReal1, has a history of crimes against children. Church, whose public persona centers on advocacy for "restoring order" in Portland, has a documented history of serious criminal convictions and parole violations, primarily related to the possession of child sexual abuse material. Between 2002 and 2004, Church was investigated, charged, and finally convicted on federal charges for the possession of child pornography that featured victims as young as 8 years old being sexually abused, some of it stored on videotape. He spent 15 months in a federal prison, and was put on parole for 3 years after he was released. During those 3 years, Church was charged twice for parole violations, the most serious of which was an illegal flight to Laos and Thailand — both countries that are known for child sex trafficking. He was arrested overseas, and extradited back to the US to face charges. In the 2010s, Church was arrested again, this time for soliciting a prostitute during a Portland sting operation. Video footage of his arrest is available online if you’re someone who enjoys watching child predators get put in handcuffs. Jeff Church is a convicted sexual predator with a federal criminal record for offenses against little girls. He traveled to multiple countries where he had opportunities to sexually abuse children with his own two hands even as he served his parole for the possession of child sexual abuse material. Church is the LAST person whose opinion should be considered on any topic, unless you’re looking for tips on how to get locked up for abusing children. He is a pervert and a scumbag, and in a country that actually cared about sexual abuse victims, he would never have been released from prison. (The worst of the information below has been redacted; it’s still a hard read, so if this stuff triggers you, best to skip it.)