Cptn. Wolfe 🍟

@cringepolitik *fire starts in Amazon warehouse* "Guys, there's a fire in the warehouse." "We can't use that word." "Sorry, there's a dangerous orange in the warehouse."

@geckowo @bbnomula Bibinos!

@emkenobi They don't actually care about the vets. They just want to erase the LGBT+ community

Military appreciation month was May and National Veterans month isn’t until November, dumbass.

@MoleyBum1 @SafeSpaceDrWho Who the fuck are you exactly?

@SafeSpaceDrWho I left the second JW was cast. This won’t bring me back.

WHATTTTT Billie Piper is the 16th Doctor Billie Piper has played the famous Rose Tyler, the bad wolf and NOW the Doctor WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW #DoctorWho

@goblinodds Yay

@CptnWolfe eyyy you got it!

we have a bed! mostly

@S0WINGTHESEEDS @RespectfulMemes David Bowie knew his time was coming to an end, so he made one final album, and it was amazing. If you haven't already, check out Lazarus by David Bowie

@RespectfulMemes what about all the celebrities that died david bowie george michael

@Dexerto So much for a penny for your thoughts

The U.S. will stop making pennies starting next year

@Simplykatie_xo I'm not sure if Whodle would ever have a first clue better than this one

I love how I can look at a bottle and know the doctor who episode.

@oncloud_e No, but I wish

(picture of a pretty woman having fun with her friends) ermmmmm, is this you?????

@jondelarroz I stopped watching after the policeman stopped walking on screen in the first episode

Doctor Who died a long time ago. When they replaced Clara with BIll. That was the domino that caused it all to fall. When did YOU tune out and touch grass?

@UKSuffolkGuy @gorgeousblondi3 What's your point coming here then?

@gorgeousblondi3 Dunno who Graham Lineham is but David Tennant is still a fantastically over-rated actor and his 'fans' aren't the sharpest knives either 🤦🤡😂.

BREAKING:

@Oogieswife67 Where do I download this game?

2/2

This mobile game suddenly got interesting. 1/2

@RareAxies @NoContextBrits How cheesy

@NoContextBrits they weren't plums, they were big grapes quit wining

Tomfoolery.

@Gillian275Gm I'm using that Gynaecologist line, that's fucking brilliant

Dr Jill is an academic with a doctorate. Not a medical Dr. Mind you. I'm not a gynaecologist, but I know a c**t when I see one.....

@EsotericCD @3YearLetterman @NoContextBrits You mean Welsh?

@3YearLetterman @NoContextBrits gotta be the one. pulled off the Irish accent perfectly

Name one American actor who played a British character well.

@Sandford_Police Is the gate okay? I heard cyclists can cause monumental stress

Officers are assisting with a Health and Safety Investigation into Network Rail after an appalling incident where a vulnerable cyclist was injured twitter.com/Only9built/sta…

@wikivictorian A very happy birthday to you

Hello my dear friends, today is a special day... because it is my birthday! 🎂 Hi, I'm Helena! I am an anthropologist and author from Andalucía, Spain, and the person who's been running this account for some years 💖 As this account is a very important part of my day and my life, I want to thank you all for being there. This journey wouldn't have been possible without you. You made this worth it, and I needed you all to know it. Thanks and a big hug for each one of you 🫶🏻

@DailyTomBaker Then they go further into the Tardis later in the season in The Invasion of Time, and it looks terrible

The Doctor and Leela move into the new console room in "The Invisible Enemy". #TomBaker #DoctorWho #FourthDoctor

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