Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜

@JoJoFromJerz Driving A car, playing the piano, Dance Dance Revolution, speaking Irish and Polish...

What is something you’re terrible at that you wish you did well?

I've had Cassandra experiences more than once, especially with my job.

Wow. The Venture Bros. pilot first aired 20 years ago, February 16, 2003. What a long, strange, scientastic trip it's been.

@joncoopertweets He is just asking to get rotten vegetables or rocks thrown at him.

Caption this.

Decided I need more hobbies so I just bought a paint by numbers kit and a beginner pottery wheel excited to let them sit on my table for a few months before I pack them away!

its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral

@ameachen @BadVaccineTakes I learned this in biology class in middle school. Why are some people so damn stupid?

@BadVaccineTakes OMG. Urine among other things, contains DEAD blood cells. Your body is getting rid of them for a reason.

@turquoiselau @BadMedicalTakes Same here.

@AutisticCoach_ No. I hate wasting food. Also, cold pizza is amazing for breakfast!

Do my #ActuallyAutistic comrades have problems with eating leftover food that was refrigerated and reheated? #AskingAutistics

@joncoopertweets Ted Nugent, red baseball caps, the word "patriot", using the American flag as a social media avatar, supporting veterans... Wait, just ONE? Oops...

Name ONE thing Republicans have ruined for you.

@MilitaryCooI Ranger

Give the puppy a name 🐶

@Paul83Bottomley @transscribe I'm in that same boat. I never cared for HP, so when this game and its bad baggage came out, I shrugged and continued to play Animal Crossing New Horizons.

@transscribe I wish I could boycott the wizard game but a boycott implies one might have bought it to begin with 😭 I'm stuck with plain old "not buying it because I think it sucks" instead of a boycott, which doesn't really count

Cis leftists: What the country really needs is a revolution Also cis leftists: Boycotting a wizard game is too hard 😭😭😭

@grapenuts_robot "Owwww! Those things are bad for you!"

@mightbeautistic My family had a patch of sunflowers; when they seeded, we'd put the seed heads on the back deck railings. Within a day, our deck was FLOODED with blue jays eating the sunflower seeds! It wasn't until recently that I learned jays were corvids; I knew ravens and crows were.

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever won the trust of a kitty cat?

@AutismKitty I love it, either sprinkled with salt and pepper or drizzled with cheddar cheese sauce. I like my cauliflower those ways too!

@GailSimone Forrest Gump. My brothers are obsessed with that movie and frequently quote Bubba's shrimp lines.

What’s that one film, cannot think of it, where a guy (not the main character), talks about shrimp? Like, he keeps saying what the different ways to prepare shrimp are, and discusses boating for shrimp?

@PushinUpRoses Cabbage cats!

In a cab in heavy traffic, having the quietest panic attack I can manage; I would appreciate some cute distractions.

@themiutoo @davenewworld_2 Agreed. Also, Proud Family is to Kwanzaa as Rugrats was to Judiasm: me learning about other December holidays via cartoons.

@davenewworld_2 Here is the funny part. These people obviously haven’t seen the original Proud Family. There were episodes about racism, Islamophobia and other things, this isn’t new to either the series or Disney!

Right-wing culture war soldiers want to cancel Disney's The Proud Family for not telling any lies about slavery in America

Grown woman here, and saaaaame...