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@ok6ixx Dammit.

couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

@AbakpaJob Maybe later.

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

@CalvinsHuman @Puckbunny13 Just reminded me to go pluck!! 😆

@Puckbunny13 Wait until the odd facial whisker shows up… 🙄

Nobody told me that after 50 I’d need a brace or heating pad for multiple body parts on any given day. 🙄 Or that I’d be obsessed with the weather. Anything else we should know about being over 50? 😒🫣

@Puckbunny13 Just get a good electric blanket. Covers way more area than a piddly heating pad. 😆

@LowCountry803 @CastorT46053739 @SenRickScott Nice cross emoji. You sound very Christlike.

@CastorT46053739 @SenRickScott I just enjoy triggering libtards, thanks for participating

Hey TMZ. Yes, I’m at Disney with my grandkids. Should we be in DC? Yes! But I don't get to make that decision.

@equidistant1969 @hwinkler4real Define “communist”.

@hwinkler4real White liberal women, and pansy-ass men like you who trade common sense for affection. Tell me Henry, are you a communist?

ANY body else find this to be true ??? Just wondering

@hwinkler4real Boo! 👻 Did I scare you?

@amrose We celebrate Dean Winchester on February 14…unattached drifter Christmas.

why does jesus get an entire holiday dean winchester died and resurrected over a hundred times where is his easter

@DidDTrumpDie Yet.

No, Donald Trump did not die today.

@emiliepfrank If she doesn’t, America should.

do you think melania will hire erika kirk's pyrotechnics guy

@claramoonwalker Thank you! This one is my favorite one to look back at! I have another one where I’m just looking into his eyes and that one is my favorite to remember happening! I don’t know how I survived!!! 😆 And don’t give up!! You might get to meet him one day!!!

@Creepyface1 Ai que legaall!!!! Que foto linda ❤️❤️❤️ deve ter sido mágico ter conhecido ele, hoje aprendi o que significa a palavra inveja 😭

Jensen deve ser um verdadeiro amor pessoalmente né? Ninguém nunca vê nenhuma polêmica dele, sempre só elogios, principalmente pela sua educação e atenção aos fãs e amigos. É certamente uma das pessoas que eu mais admiro no mundo, sorte daqueles que conseguem o chamar de amigo

@claramoonwalker I’ve been to quite a few cons. He is so sweet! And that Ackles smolder is incredible!!! For this op, I asked him for a Charlie hug. Never felt safer n my life!! 😆♥️

@Creepyface1 Que sonho! Você já o viu pessoalmente? Como foi? Deve ter sido incrível!!

@Mayoisspicyy They’re gonna say he died just so they can say tomorrow “He’s back!!”

BREAKING NEWS: There was some kind of upset at the White House this morning. People are whispering that Trump is at Walter Reed. The president either had another stroke or his vagina neck is dilated ten centimeters and he's having that baby.

@ditzkoff @barryinthefiles

@Creepyface1 @barryinthefiles Even Jesus had 12 friends

‘RESURRECTION OF FAITH’: President Trump says "religion is growing again in our country for the first time in decades" as he delivers an Easter message to Americans. "This Easter, millions of Christians all over the globe will be reminded that because of what Jesus did on the cross, all of us can live every day with hope in God's promise, knowing that in the end, evil and wickedness will not prevail," he added.

@ditzkoff @barryinthefiles Ew. He definitely sounds very christ like.

@Creepyface1 @barryinthefiles This dude is a creepy loner. Don’t pay him any mind.

@barryinthefiles @obgenetics @FoxNews Ignore it because it’s Easter? You’re insane. Get a grip.

@Creepyface1 @obgenetics @FoxNews Sending what I showed you is showing support for Satan. He should never have sent it ever let alone on Easter Sunday. He’s a fake Christian.

@barryinthefiles @obgenetics @FoxNews Did Joe send this on Easter Sunday? Yes. Do you not understand that Easter actually fell on Trans Day of Visibility and not the other way around? Y’all gotta grow up and stop trying to be victims.

@Creepyface1 @obgenetics @FoxNews Did Joe send this on Easter Sunday? Yes. Case closed. Joe cause Satan over Jesus.

@obgenetics @barryinthefiles @FoxNews Don’t confuse them with facts.

@barryinthefiles @FoxNews 3/31 is the #transgenderdayofvisibility. Easter moves around. They’ll occasionally coincide.

@FoxNews What utter tripe.