Jenn
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couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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@Puckbunny13 Wait until the odd facial whisker shows up… 🙄
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@Puckbunny13 Just get a good electric blanket. Covers way more area than a piddly heating pad. 😆
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@CastorT46053739 @SenRickScott I just enjoy triggering libtards, thanks for participating
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@hwinkler4real White liberal women, and pansy-ass men like you who trade common sense for affection.
Tell me Henry, are you a communist?
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ANY body else find this to be true ??? Just wondering
Right Wing Watch@RightWingWatch
Christian nationalist pastor Dale Partridge declares that "one of America's biggest threats is white liberal women," which is why "we must, as a nation, repeal the 19th Amendment": "The majority of women are not capable of responsible voting."
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@claramoonwalker Thank you! This one is my favorite one to look back at! I have another one where I’m just looking into his eyes and that one is my favorite to remember happening! I don’t know how I survived!!! 😆
And don’t give up!! You might get to meet him one day!!!
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@Creepyface1 Ai que legaall!!!! Que foto linda ❤️❤️❤️ deve ter sido mágico ter conhecido ele, hoje aprendi o que significa a palavra inveja 😭
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@claramoonwalker I’ve been to quite a few cons. He is so sweet! And that Ackles smolder is incredible!!!
For this op, I asked him for a Charlie hug. Never felt safer n my life!! 😆♥️

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@Creepyface1 Que sonho! Você já o viu pessoalmente? Como foi? Deve ter sido incrível!!
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@Mayoisspicyy They’re gonna say he died just so they can say tomorrow “He’s back!!”
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‘RESURRECTION OF FAITH’: President Trump says "religion is growing again in our country for the first time in decades" as he delivers an Easter message to Americans.
"This Easter, millions of Christians all over the globe will be reminded that because of what Jesus did on the cross, all of us can live every day with hope in God's promise, knowing that in the end, evil and wickedness will not prevail," he added.

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@Creepyface1 @obgenetics @FoxNews Sending what I showed you is showing support for Satan. He should never have sent it ever let alone on Easter Sunday.
He’s a fake Christian.
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@barryinthefiles @obgenetics @FoxNews Did Joe send this on Easter Sunday?
Yes.
Do you not understand that Easter actually fell on Trans Day of Visibility and not the other way around?
Y’all gotta grow up and stop trying to be victims.

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@Creepyface1 @obgenetics @FoxNews Did Joe send this on Easter Sunday?
Yes. Case closed.
Joe cause Satan over Jesus.

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@barryinthefiles @FoxNews 3/31 is the #transgenderdayofvisibility. Easter moves around. They’ll occasionally coincide.

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