Sam Crimes

I confidently predict that play offs being extended to 8th place (which is what this article is about) will not affect Stoke City

Classy touch really, because he could've just gone in there and made it all about him.

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Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

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Burnley players on the counter attack 😂

All the advantages, none of the delivery and 10 bottom-half finishes in a row. Hear me out: Stoke City might be the most depressing football club in England ⬇️ inews.co.uk/sport/football…

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

@SeanBrennn @manxpie86 @AccidentalP Hahahaha

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"Tough one, I think I'd have to say... the best of the Bible"

@SeanBrennn @mattletiss7 @grok 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Coates out

@SeanBrennn @30YearsRed Fucking hell

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When Anfield boos, I always think it means a little bit more. Not done lightly.

If you take away all our wins we'd be bottom, this also doesn't apply to the rest of the league, Robins out

@SeanBrennn @ShinyMcShine_ Hahahaha

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"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago." "But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." "I don't care who's consolidating their power."

@JPercyTelegraph @PeteSmith1983 Bloke spent £30 million on Benik Afobe, James McLean, and Tom Ince

@PeteSmith1983 Top stuff Pete. 4 wins in 19 Champ games for Stoke but guess this is more important

Gary Rowett walked out into what looked like an empty stadium for a walk on the pitch after Leicester had just arrived. A lone voice shouted: "**** off, you *****!" stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/football…

@EwoodSufferer Best manager we've had since we came down.

Negativity around Michael O’Neill? Look at the data. 📉📈 His record at Stoke suggests this could be exactly the right move. He took over in 2019 with Stoke in a worse position than we are now—and didn’t just keep them up, he completely transformed them. Here’s the breakdown of his immediate impact: 1. Survival to Playoff Form 🚀 Stoke were bottom with just 0.53 PPG when O’Neill joined (worse than our current 1.03). He tripled that to 1.58 PPG for the rest of the season. That isn’t just “new manager bounce”—that is promotion-winning form. 2. Attack First, Defence Second ⚽ Worried about parking the bus? Don’t be. He fixed the team at both ends. Stoke’s goals per game doubled (0.87 → 1.71) after he took charge. He unlocks attackers rather than stifling them. 3. Flipping the Mentality Win rate jumped from 13% to 45%. ✅ Loss rate dropped from 73% to 32%. 4. The Ohashi Question 🔓 We’ve had a serious problem scoring goals this year. Can he turn Ohashi around? Look at Tyrese Campbell: he went from 1 goal in 15 games to 8 goals in 31 under O’Neill. He knows how to get misfiring strikers back on form. A perfect fit for this squad? The numbers say yes. #Rovers

On the ball.

The head lice on United Strand’s scalp

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Looks like Harry Maguire playing Peter Beardsley

@SeanBrennn @leathergregory Hahahaha

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Call the Bum Squad